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The Prince of Wales gay!?
In message , The Real Bev
writes Sue wrote: I don't know if it's actually perverse or not, but there's something distinctly odd about wishing to be a tampon. Or was that someone else? Well, there's this joke... A man's lost in the (ob)mountains, run out of food and fuel to melt snow, starting to lose hope, when he sees something lying in the snow ahead of him. He pulls it out of the snow and finds a laptop. He opens the lid and out pops a genie. Not just any old genie, it's a journalist with a Press card, a Murdoch Group ID pass, a video phone and various cameras and bugging devices. "Right" says the genie. "You know how it works. You can have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this," says the man. "I wouldn't trust the Murdoch Group if it was my last chance of survival!" "Think again - you've no other way out of here, so I am your last chance of survival" The man thinks for a minute and decides the genie is right. "OK, I wish I was somewhere tropical with plenty to eat and drink." The man finds himself on a Jamaican resort beach with all-inclusive food and booze, nightclubs and topless beauties. "Right, what's your second wish?" "I want to be the richest man on Earth." The man finds himself surrounded by money and gold and jewels, stocks and bonds, and plastic bags full of white powder. "Right, now for your last wish. Better make it a good one!" The man thinks for a few minutes and says "I wish for the world's most sexy and beautiful women to want me and need me". The genie turns him into a tampon. And the moral of this story is, if the Press starts offering to make you rich and famous, there's bound to be a string attached. -- Sue ];( |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
Sue wrote:
Remember Squidgygate! He may be a little bit bi (though he's so repressed you'd want him to be some sad kind of perv) but he's certainly not gay. It'd certainly explain his attraction to Camilla! The dainty little thing. ant |
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The Prince of RSA gay!?
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cGhhdHBoaWw=.721d40c9e224052d41ed4f06734d5880@1068 328634.cotse.net, CurtisLemay at wrote on 11/8/03 1:57 PM: sponge bob poopie pants wrote: snip Check your blood sugar recently? Your brain is showing damage due to glucose overload. By the way, bob, what are you pretending to be today? Cop, fireman, cowboy..... Curtis Lemay. Head of the Strategic Air Command. I am currently ordering a nuclear strike on Kerrison's ass. We're gonna need one of those bunker buster nukes to penetrate the fat. |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
"ant" skrev i melding
... It'd certainly explain his attraction to Camilla! The dainty little thing. Oh yes, she is definitely far better looking than Diana ever was................. NOT. |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
"David Off" skrev i melding
... In any case, being homosexual has not been illegal in the UK since the late 1960s... so it is just gossip about someone's personal and private life. Same thing here, of course, it is not illegal, and has not been so for many years now, but still, when celebrities are involved, strange rumors always start. |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
in article , Inger Skramstad Jørstad at
wrote on 11/8/03 5:17 PM: "ant" skrev i melding ... It'd certainly explain his attraction to Camilla! The dainty little thing. Oh yes, she is definitely far better looking than Diana ever was................. NOT. She's better looking than Kerrison, for damn sure. |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
An article I read today about the subject matter contained the following which
I find hilarious: "No royal family has had worse press than the Windsors, especially Charles who was roasted as his marriage to Diana fell apart in the 1980s. He became an object of ridicule in 1993 when a paper published an intercepted phone call in which he told his lover Camilla Parker Bowles he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon." Reuters 2003 Fred |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
FHemmer209 wrote:
An article I read today about the subject matter contained the following which I find hilarious: "No royal family has had worse press than the Windsors, especially Charles who was roasted as his marriage to Diana fell apart in the 1980s. He became an object of ridicule in 1993 when a paper published an intercepted phone call in which he told his lover Camilla Parker Bowles he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon." Reuters 2003 Elizabeth and the Queen Mum must have been sorely troubled. I guess HRM is the only one who hasn't been involved in one scandal or another... Anybody have any dirt on Philip? Do they ski? -- Cheers, Bev ================================================== ================ "I used to be convinced that MicroSquish shipped crap because they simply didn't give a flying **** as long as the sheep kept buying their ****. Now, I'm convinced that they really do ship the best products they are capable of writing, and *that's* tragic." - John C. Randolph, about MS quality control. |
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The Prince of Wales gay!?
"The Real Bev" wrote in message ... FHemmer209 wrote: An article I read today about the subject matter contained the following which I find hilarious: "No royal family has had worse press than the Windsors, especially Charles who was roasted as his marriage to Diana fell apart in the 1980s. He became an object of ridicule in 1993 when a paper published an intercepted phone call in which he told his lover Camilla Parker Bowles he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon." Reuters 2003 Elizabeth and the Queen Mum must have been sorely troubled. I guess HRM is the only one who hasn't been involved in one scandal or another... Anybody have any dirt on Philip? Do they ski? I remember some news reports a few years back where one of Charles' friends was killed in an avalanche in Francewhile they were part of a large group vacation. And Di used to take the boys skiing in the alps after the divorce. |
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