snow?

I'm working on the snow-mansion, building shelves in the basement and
looking forward to the great fun of organizing 30+ years of stuff, with
power tools scattered about and plywood-on-sawhorses bench set up in the
drive WHEN IT BEGINS TO SNOW.

So I run around collecting all the power tools and getting them
undercover; as soon as that's done it quits snowing.

Do these auspices foretell a good season next year? Is their a qualified
Augur in the crowd? Is Ullr revealing himself? I know where there is a
sheep - should I cut it open and examine it's liver? The problem is I
don't know what a sheep liver inside a still living sheep is supposed to
look like. Maybe I'll just look at the coffee grounds in the bottom of
my cup. I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

I'm working on the snow-mansion, building shelves in the basement and
looking forward to the great fun of organizing 30+ years of stuff, with
power tools scattered about and plywood-on-sawhorses bench set up in the
drive WHEN IT BEGINS TO SNOW.

So I run around collecting all the power tools and getting them
undercover; as soon as that's done it quits snowing.

Do these auspices foretell a good season next year? Is their a qualified
Augur in the crowd? Is Ullr revealing himself?

Yes. He is telling you to believe what you want to believe. Just like
always. I'm surprised it isn't snowing down here because I'm
impatiently awaiting the return of my skis with recalled-replacement
bindings.

I know where there is a
sheep - should I cut it open and examine it's liver? The problem is I
don't know what a sheep liver inside a still living sheep is supposed to
look like.

I suspect that if you cut it open and yanked out its liver it would no
longer be living. You might practice on known answers using chicken
entrails -- "Will the sun rise tomorrow?" etc. Chickens are easier to
dismember and eat than sheep and are a lot cheaper.

Maybe I'll just look at the coffee grounds in the bottom of
my cup. I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
patties in her armpits.

--
Cheers, Bev
================================================== =======
"Life is actually fair. It just doesn't seem to be common
knowledge that 'fair' sometimes sucks." -- Jim Cook

On 5/26/12 1:37 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
patties in her armpits.

OK, you got me.
Obviously my brain function deterioration is leading your brain function
deterioration in the race to senility.

At my age I take my victories where I find them.

On Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:05:45 PM UTC-7, lal_truckee wrote:
On 5/26/12 1:37 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
patties in her armpits.

OK, you got me.
Obviously my brain function deterioration is leading your brain function
deterioration in the race to senility.

At my age I take my victories where I find them.

Not to worry, Dickless Lloyd. Ashley's moral and ethic deterioration beat you long ago.

On 05/26/2012 07:05 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

On 5/26/12 1:37 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
patties in her armpits.

OK, you got me.
Obviously my brain function deterioration is leading your brain function
deterioration in the race to senility.

Those were both from when SNL was funny. Hasn't been that way for a
LONG time. Stuff is frequently just embarrassing in its awfulness. Every
once in a while I look in and am disappointed.

At my age I take my victories where I find them.

Next time you find one, share!

--
Cheers, Bev
================================================== =======
"Life is actually fair. It just doesn't seem to be common
knowledge that 'fair' sometimes sucks." -- Jim Cook

On Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:50:17 PM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/26/2012 07:05 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

On 5/26/12 1:37 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
patties in her armpits.

OK, you got me.
Obviously my brain function deterioration is leading your brain function
deterioration in the race to senility.

Those were both from when SNL was funny. Hasn't been that way for a
LONG time. Stuff is frequently just embarrassing in its awfulness. Every
once in a while I look in and am disappointed.

That's because you lack a sense of humor. Last week was hilarious. Jagger was surprisingly good. Hey, remember when rsa was funny? That was before psychopathic assholes like you ruined this place.

At my age I take my victories where I find them.

Next time you find one, share!

RSA is dead and stinking. No newcomers. Just psychopaths, pathological liars, cowards, stalkers, and the mentally ill. I win. I just shared.

On May 27, 9:12*am, twobuddha wrote:
On Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:50:17 PM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/26/2012 07:05 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

On 5/26/12 1:37 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
*On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

*I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

*That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
*movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
*patties in her armpits.

OK, you got me.
Obviously my brain function deterioration is leading your brain function
deterioration in the race to senility.

Those were both from when SNL was funny. *Hasn't been that way for a
LONG time. Stuff is frequently just embarrassing in its awfulness. Every
once in a while I look in and am disappointed.

That's because you lack a sense of humor. *Last week was hilarious. *Jagger was surprisingly good. *Hey, remember when rsa was funny? *That was before psychopathic assholes like you ruined this place.



At my age I take my victories where I find them.

Next time you find one, share!

RSA is dead and stinking. *No newcomers. *Just psychopaths, pathological liars, cowards, stalkers, and the mentally ill. *I win. *I just shared.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's funny, you post here more than anyone else, so obviously you are
either a psychopath, pathological liar, coward, stalker, or mentally
ill.

On Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:30:12 AM UTC-7, wrote:
On May 27, 9:12*am, twobuddha wrote:
On Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:50:17 PM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
On 05/26/2012 07:05 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

On 5/26/12 1:37 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
*On 05/25/2012 04:01 PM, lal_truckee wrote:

*I'll now steal "never mind" from Roseanne Roseannadanna.

*That was Emily Latella, who was also known to rail against violins in
*movies. Roseanne Roseannadanna was the one who flattened hamburger
*patties in her armpits.

OK, you got me.
Obviously my brain function deterioration is leading your brain function
deterioration in the race to senility.

Those were both from when SNL was funny. *Hasn't been that way for a
LONG time. Stuff is frequently just embarrassing in its awfulness. Every
once in a while I look in and am disappointed.

That's because you lack a sense of humor. *Last week was hilarious. *Jagger was surprisingly good. *Hey, remember when rsa was funny? *That was before psychopathic assholes like you ruined this place.



At my age I take my victories where I find them.

Next time you find one, share!

RSA is dead and stinking. *No newcomers. *Just psychopaths, pathological liars, cowards, stalkers, and the mentally ill. *I win. *I just shared.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's funny, you post here more than anyone else, so obviously you are
either a psychopath, pathological liar, coward, stalker, or mentally
ill.

Thanks, freak. Couldn't keep this ******** dead without assholes like you.
Tell ya what. How about you call my bluff on the coward thing? You know show up, spew your ****, and back it up.
Ooooooops, forgot. That balls thing again. None of you ever have, none of you ever will.
Come on, freak. Stalk me in person. PLEASE!!!!!!
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you are a psychopath. Nor do I think you are mentally ill. You know you are a pathological liar, stalker, and coward. You choose to be one.
THANKS!!!!!!!!

On May 27, 2:30*pm, " wrote:

It's funny, you post here more than anyone else, so obviously you are
either a psychopath, pathological liar, coward, stalker, or mentally
ill.

Change the "or" to an "and", and you've got it right!

Dave

On May 27, 4:29*pm, Dave Stallard wrote:
On May 27, 2:30*pm, " wrote:

It's funny, you post here more than anyone else, so obviously you are
either a psychopath, pathological liar, coward, stalker, or mentally
ill.

Change the "or" to an "and", and you've got it right!

Dave

I was trying to be kind -like you know - to dumb animals