New England

It's the time of the year to post this.... Happy Holiday everyone and Thanks
for all your help about my skiing questions.



Kenny @ New Hampshire





At...

60 F Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
New Englanders sunbathe.

50 F New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
New Englanders plant gardens.

40 F Italian cars won't start.
New Englanders drive with the windows down.

32 F Distilled water freezes.
Lake Winnapesaukee cools off.

20 F Californians shiver uncontrollably.
New Englanders have the last cookout before it gets cold.

15 F New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
New Englanders throw on a sweater.

0 F Californians fly away to Mexico.
New Englanders take in the flag.

-20 F People in Miami cease to exist.
New Englanders get out their winter coats.

-40 F Hollywood disintegrates.
New England Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

-60 F Penguins begin to evacuate Antarctica.
New England Boy Scouts have "Winter Survival" classes.

-80 F Mount St. Helen's freezes.
New Englanders rent some videos and stay home for the day.

-100 F Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297 F Microbial life survives on dairy products.
New England cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 F Atomic motion stops.
New Englanders start asking: "Cold 'nuff faw ya?"

-500 F Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.