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Old July 19th 08, 07:54 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default New offer...

I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.

And in a recent reply, he suggested I need to see a psychiatrist. But
when I said I'd be happy to meet with a shrink in Seattle (his word) if
he'd agree to be there as well, he went *ballistic*.

So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.

Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?

I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.

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Vancouver, British Columbia
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  #2  
Old July 19th 08, 09:18 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default New offer...

In article
,
Alan Baker wrote:

I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.

And in a recent reply, he suggested I need to see a psychiatrist. But
when I said I'd be happy to meet with a shrink in Seattle (his word) if
he'd agree to be there as well, he went *ballistic*.

So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.

Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?

I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Or, as an alternate plan: let's agree to meet at a police station.

Scotty can swear out a complaint that I've been "stalking" him...

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
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Old July 19th 08, 10:42 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Default New offer...

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:54:19 GMT, Alan Baker
wrote this crap:

So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.

Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?

I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.



Does Fraiser still have an office in Seattle? Or maybe his brother,
Niles? Could we meet in that coffee shop they go to?





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
  #4  
Old July 19th 08, 10:55 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default New offer...

In article ,
A mighty Hungarian wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:54:19 GMT, Alan Baker
wrote this crap:

So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.

Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?

I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.



Does Fraiser still have an office in Seattle? Or maybe his brother,
Niles? Could we meet in that coffee shop they go to?


Apparently, Scotty only sets up meetings at coffee shops provided he can
maintain some ambiguity about *which* coffee shop he means.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
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Old July 19th 08, 11:32 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default New offer...

On Jul 19, 2:18 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,
Alan Baker wrote:



I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.


And in a recent reply, he suggested I need to see a psychiatrist. But
when I said I'd be happy to meet with a shrink in Seattle (his word) if
he'd agree to be there as well, he went *ballistic*.


So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.


Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?


I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Or, as an alternate plan: let's agree to meet at a police station.

Scotty can swear out a complaint that I've been "stalking" him...

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg


You are insane. Get help.
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Old July 19th 08, 11:33 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha twobuddha is offline
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Default New offer...

On Jul 19, 3:55 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
A mighty Hungarian wrote:



On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:54:19 GMT, Alan Baker
wrote this crap:


So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.


Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?


I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Does Fraiser still have an office in Seattle? Or maybe his brother,
Niles? Could we meet in that coffee shop they go to?


Apparently, Scotty only sets up meetings at coffee shops provided he can
maintain some ambiguity about *which* coffee shop he means.


Yeah. There is so much ambiguity about the original Starbucks store.
World famous. One store, same location for thirty years.
Absolutely insane. Typical Alan Baker.
  #7  
Old July 19th 08, 11:34 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default New offer...

In article
,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 19, 2:18 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,
Alan Baker wrote:



I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.


And in a recent reply, he suggested I need to see a psychiatrist. But
when I said I'd be happy to meet with a shrink in Seattle (his word) if
he'd agree to be there as well, he went *ballistic*.


So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.


Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?


I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Or, as an alternate plan: let's agree to meet at a police station.

Scotty can swear out a complaint that I've been "stalking" him...

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg


You are insane. Get help.


Punk.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
  #8  
Old July 19th 08, 11:38 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default New offer...

In article
,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 19, 3:55 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
A mighty Hungarian wrote:



On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:54:19 GMT, Alan Baker
wrote this crap:


So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.


Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?


I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Does Fraiser still have an office in Seattle? Or maybe his brother,
Niles? Could we meet in that coffee shop they go to?


Apparently, Scotty only sets up meetings at coffee shops provided he can
maintain some ambiguity about *which* coffee shop he means.


Yeah. There is so much ambiguity about the original Starbucks store.
World famous. One store, same location for thirty years.
Absolutely insane. Typical Alan Baker.


Sorry, Scotty. We've moved on.

You keep saying "You're insane.": I've offered to meet you at
psychiatrist's to discuss it.

You keep saying "stalker": I've offered to meet you at a police station
to have you swear out a complaint.

What do you say? I'm going to be in Bellingham next weekend anyway
(golf) and I could be in Seattle late Sunday afternoon. You game?

Or will you crawl away again?

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Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
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Old July 19th 08, 11:39 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default New offer...

On Jul 19, 4:34 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,



twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 19, 2:18 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,
Alan Baker wrote:


I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.


And in a recent reply, he suggested I need to see a psychiatrist. But
when I said I'd be happy to meet with a shrink in Seattle (his word) if
he'd agree to be there as well, he went *ballistic*.


So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.


Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?


I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Or, as an alternate plan: let's agree to meet at a police station.


Scotty can swear out a complaint that I've been "stalking" him...


--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg


You are insane. Get help.


Punk.


You are still insane. Get help. Holy ****, freak, I've got twenty
emails from you that get progressively more delusional.
Just printed them out. Taking them to a MD I know for a diagnosis.
I'm betting borderline personality disorder with schizophrenic
features.
Now go **** yourself.

  #10  
Old July 19th 08, 11:41 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Posts: 3,864
Default New offer...

In article
,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 19, 4:34 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,



twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 19, 2:18 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article
,
Alan Baker wrote:


I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.


And in a recent reply, he suggested I need to see a psychiatrist. But
when I said I'd be happy to meet with a shrink in Seattle (his word)
if
he'd agree to be there as well, he went *ballistic*.


So I now officially propose a meeting at a psychiatrist's offices in
the
Seattle area. I'll set up an appointment, bring along some samples of
Scotty's inimitable posting style and let Scotty tell the good doctor
precisely what he thinks my mental illness is. Date and time to be
determined to our mutual satisfaction.


Will those who offered to back a lunch for this coming Sunday be
willing
to back this meeting to a similar amount if Scotty agrees?


I'm betting that Scotty will now foam at the mouth.


Or, as an alternate plan: let's agree to meet at a police station.


Scotty can swear out a complaint that I've been "stalking" him...


--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg


You are insane. Get help.


Punk.


You are still insane. Get help. Holy ****, freak, I've got twenty
emails from you that get progressively more delusional.
Just printed them out. Taking them to a MD I know for a diagnosis.
I'm betting borderline personality disorder with schizophrenic
features.
Now go **** yourself.


I'm willing to meet this MD and you when it's convenient for everyone.

What do you say?

Now crawl. :-)

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg
 




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