RSA Whistler Combined Race

On this day that the downhill/slalom combined race was held at
Whistler, I remember the day I won the RSA combined ski race at
Whistler.
Anthea "****" Kerrison, in her mad desire to replace me as the source
of goodies and the consensus Prophet of RSA, decided (as many of you
have) that she was a far better skier and talked a bunch of **** about
how she could embarass me in a race. I immediately accepted a
challenge to race a downhill. She and her fellow lying, stalking,
cowardly, pathologically lying dweeb buddies decided that a downhill
was not a complete test of skiing skill, so they insisted on a race
through the gates. I immediately agreed.
I utterly humiliated the fugly bitch in the downhill. She was over
four hundred yards behind when I crossed the finish line in triumph,
immediately hoisting my Olin skis for the camera.
During the interim, this sick, vicious, despicable, psychopathic ****
decided to have some fun with me, and over portable radios, jerked me
all over the mountain. I told the bitch she was a bitch....and then
humiliated her again in a gates race, winning by over three seconds.
Exposed not only as a fugly fat **** but as a crapbugger**** skier,
Kerrison stole lift tickets and launched a campaign of real world
stalking, defamation, and felonies to cover up her shame.
I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear your applause. Thank you. I couldn't have done it without
my faith in Vail, Olin Skis, and God.

Two Buddha, Champion

Vail: Kerrison is ugly here, too