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On-topic joke, even
Sue wrote:
In message ipex.com, The Older Gentleman writes Richard Crapp wrote: Two dyslectic skiers were going down the mountain in a complete mess, One was ziging when he should have bean zaging, the other zaging when he should have bean ziging, Suddenly they spot someone travelling gracefully down the slope, they manage to catch up and ask how he did it? Afraid I can not help you as I am a Tobogganist, In that case I will have a packet of 20........ Your name mirrors both the joke and the way you tell it. Sir, you are no gentleman! Indeed not! -- Trophy 1200 750SS CB400F GN250 CD200 ST70 YTC#3 GAGARPHOF#30 GHPOTHUF#1 IHABWTJ#1 BOTAFOT#60 ANORAK#06 BOF#30 WUSS#5 "Worse than Timo" - Official |
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On-topic joke, even
Richard Crapp wrote:
Your name mirrors both the joke and the way you tell it. Thank you Mr anonymous. Kindly put me in your reject tray . Anonymous? Your knowledge of how to apply google and 192.com is on a par with your joke-telling ability, it would appear. Anonymous I certainly ain't. -- Trophy 1200 750SS CB400F GN250 CD200 ST70 YTC#3 GAGARPHOF#30 GHPOTHUF#1 IHABWTJ#1 BOTAFOT#60 ANORAK#06 BOF#30 WUSS#5 "Worse than Timo" - Official |
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On-topic joke, even
tm wrote: In article , Sue wrote: There's almost no jokes about skiing Three guys go to a ski lodge. All the rooms are taken 'cept one. They agree to share the bed. Middle of the night the guy on the right wakes up and says," I just had the most vivid dream. I dreamt i was getting a hand job!". The guy on the left, amazingly, has had the same dream. The guy in the middle says, "That's funny, I dreamt I was skiing." Here is one for you: Mazel was a boarder that led a good life but hit a tree and died. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter summoned God to meet him. Mazel was pleased to see that God was dressed in a dark blue suit and wore shiny black shoes. Good said; Mazel, you have been a good Mormon and for a reward, I will answer one question for you. Mazel thought for a moment and said God, I always wanted to know if they will ever allow snow boarding at Alta. God smiled and said: of course there will be snow boarding at Alta. Then God's smile vanished and he added, but not in my lifetime! Har! Good Ol' Ed Answer this One: When Jesus returns, will he ski or board? Next question: Will he need release bindings? Will he need a lift ticket? Will there be new powder? |
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