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Old August 9th 18, 03:13 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.


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Old August 9th 18, 03:45 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.


Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom...

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Old August 16th 18, 05:34 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 10:54:09 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote:

On Thursday, August 9, 2018 at 8:45:44 AM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.


Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom...


So charming, two psychopathic pathological liars bonding. Just goes to
prove that sick, disgusting, despicable freaks needs friends, too.


Trunky is so fat. How fat is he? His nose hairs have their own zip
code.



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Old August 16th 18, 05:51 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Scott is so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued..."
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Old August 16th 18, 08:00 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through.
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Old August 16th 18, 10:22 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command.

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Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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Old August 17th 18, 06:11 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Thursday, August 16, 2018 at 6:22:05 PM UTC-4, Me wrote:
You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command.

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Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.


He is our servant. Our butler. Our Trunk Butler
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Old August 18th 18, 08:40 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.
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Old August 18th 18, 10:31 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Saturday, August 18, 2018 at 4:40:57 PM UTC-4, Me wrote:
Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.


Schattie's trunk butt hangs down so low, he can use it to paint a median strip!
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Old August 19th 18, 11:32 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me
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Heres another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on the other side just to get him through.


A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string
of sausages.


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