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Here we go...I hope.
With nice cold temps outside and a good-sized low pressure system headed
our way, I figured it was time to give Ullr something tasty. So I did: 22 ounces of Steel Rail Pale Ale, poured out of my favorite drinkin' mug, and a good chunk of Cabot Private Stock cheddar. Ullr, thank you for your gift of snowmaking machines. We have used them well. We have been faithful stewards of your bounty. Now we ask for the favor of your...um...favor. Please steer that coaster inland and not out to sea. Please turn "moderate accumulation possible" to "milk, bread, batteries and toilet paper". We, your loving disciples, will praise every single beautifully unique flake, even as we dig out our cars and move around the house wearing a headlamp and park the sleeping bag next to the woodstove because your awesomeness has smited and lain low the power lines, yea, even unto the hydro plant up the road. All this we ask of you even though we are pond scum, snow without end until maybe Wednesday, amen. -- Mary Malmros Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug. |
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