A new TRUCK.

Mary Malmros wrote:
Black Metal Martha wrote:

I wonder about that. I'm not keen on metrosexuals. I like manly
men.
Martha
would take Mel Gibson over Alan Alda any day....

So, should we infer from that that you didn't see "Passion of the
Christ"? Or that you saw it and really, _really_ liked it?

I haven't seen it, actually. It didn't interest me.

(Hint: Mel Gibson is one genuinely strange ranger, in case you
haven't
figured it out already)

Oh yeah. I figure most actors are.

Martha


--
Mary Malmros
Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug.

Black Metal Martha wrote:

Mary Malmros wrote:

Black Metal Martha wrote:


I wonder about that. I'm not keen on metrosexuals. I like manly

men.

Martha
would take Mel Gibson over Alan Alda any day....

So, should we infer from that that you didn't see "Passion of the
Christ"? Or that you saw it and really, _really_ liked it?


I haven't seen it, actually. It didn't interest me.

(Hint: Mel Gibson is one genuinely strange ranger, in case you

haven't

figured it out already)


Oh yeah. I figure most actors are.

Stranger than you can possibly imagine. I'd recommend a viewing in
advance, should you ever actually get the opportunity for a date with
the guy.

--
Mary Malmros
Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug.

Mary Malmros wrote:
Black Metal Martha wrote:

Mary Malmros wrote:

Black Metal Martha wrote:


I wonder about that. I'm not keen on metrosexuals. I like manly

men.

Martha
would take Mel Gibson over Alan Alda any day....

So, should we infer from that that you didn't see "Passion of the
Christ"? Or that you saw it and really, _really_ liked it?


I haven't seen it, actually. It didn't interest me.

(Hint: Mel Gibson is one genuinely strange ranger, in case you

haven't

figured it out already)


Oh yeah. I figure most actors are.

Stranger than you can possibly imagine. I'd recommend a viewing in
advance, should you ever actually get the opportunity for a date with

the guy.

Naw...he's too old for me. I usually go out with guys my age (45) or
younger. And he's not a metalhead. If my date doesn't know who Morbid
Angel, Burzum and Darkthrone are, there's no second date.

Martha

TCS wrote:
My (single) daughter drives a Subaru. She's cute, funny,
loves to ski, loves sports.

I'm amazed that Horvath hasn't replied to this post requesting pictures
of her in orange shorts and a white tank top yet...

Black Metal Martha wrote:

Naw...he's too old for me. I usually go out with guys my age (45) or
younger. And he's not a metalhead. If my date doesn't know who Morbid
Angel, Burzum and Darkthrone are, there's no second date.

Does your date have to dress like one too? i.e. like the bass player in
a KISS cover band, complete with eye makeup, spandex, and black nail polish?

Or would a Bogner one-piece with some tastefully done lip gloss & rouge
be sufficient?

--
//-Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy

Walt wrote:
Black Metal Martha wrote:

Naw...he's too old for me. I usually go out with guys my age (45)
or
younger. And he's not a metalhead. If my date doesn't know who
Morbid
Angel, Burzum and Darkthrone are, there's no second date.

Does your date have to dress like one too? i.e. like the bass player
in
a KISS cover band, complete with eye makeup, spandex, and black nail
polish?

Uh, no, I can't stand KISS. They're not metal anyway.

Or would a Bogner one-piece with some tastefully done lip gloss &
rouge
be sufficient?

Long hair is cool. Tats are nice.
Martha


--
//-Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy

Black Metal Martha wrote:
Walt wrote:
Black Metal Martha wrote:

Naw...he's too old for me. I usually go out with guys my age (45)

Long hair is cool.

Yep. Especially when it's long enough to comb over the bare spots.

Tats are nice.

Whatever you're in to. Personally, I think any guy who's sufficiently
endowed to need a brassire has no business going topless.

Any opinion on back hair?

--
//-Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy

Walt wrote:
Black Metal Martha wrote:
Walt wrote:
Black Metal Martha wrote:

Naw...he's too old for me. I usually go out with guys my age (45)

Long hair is cool.

Yep. Especially when it's long enough to comb over the bare spots.

LOL!

Tats are nice.

Whatever you're in to. Personally, I think any guy who's
sufficiently
endowed to need a brassire has no business going topless.

Oh funny...unless you have no idea that I meant tattoos...

Any opinion on back hair?

Ewwww.....
Martha



--
//-Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy

Black Metal Martha wrote:
Walt wrote:

Oh funny...unless you have no idea that I meant tattoos...

Hey! I've got a tatoo. It says "Helga - my one and only true love, now
and forever."

I wonder what ever happened to her?

--
//-Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy

Walt wrote:

Black Metal Martha wrote:

Walt wrote:

Oh funny...unless you have no idea that I meant tattoos...


Hey! I've got a tatoo. It says "Helga - my one and only true love, now
and forever."

I wonder what ever happened to her?

I'll lend you a sharpie and you can alter "Helga" so it looks like
"Martha" (in the darkness, with a few beers in you, from a distance).

--
Mary Malmros
Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug.