Accommodation

On Dec 17, 8:28*pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Dec 17, 10:17*am, pigo wrote:





On Dec 17, 9:57*am, snoig wrote:

On Dec 16, 8:34*pm, Dave Stallard wrote:

On 12/14/2009 10:49 AM, David wrote:

"hr(bob) "
Not sure if its against group mentality to post availability. Anyway
apologies in advance if so but flat in Oz en Oisans available 1st
week
of new year and otherwise during term time. contact the poster
direct.Loads of great alpine and cross country runs.(village in Alpes
D Huez ski
range) Don

It would help if you would use English that is in common use thruout
the rest of the world. *Is flat an apartment, condominium, or a tire
without any air? *What is term time? Here it is the length of time an
outlaw must spend in prison. *ETC!!!!

An English lesson for you :

A flat is a single story abode.
Term time is the time between school holidays.
Throughout is spelt throughout.
English is the language spoken and writen in England.
There is no such word as gotten.

A hood is something normally connected to a coat that covers your head.
A bonnet covers a car engine.
Pavement is a path, normally found next to a road.

A fag is a cigarette
A fanny is a vagina (aka "pussy").
Randy means "horny", exclusively.
"Knock up your daughter" means to knock on her door to wake her up.

Good God, what a nation of perverts! Who don't know how to pronounce
"aluminum", "patriot", "lieutenant", or "missile". *Thank Goodness we
attained our independence. *Or we'd be saying "pro-cess" like Canadians.

A lot of Indians I know say "boot" to mean "trunk (of a *car*, LOL)..

And WTF is this business about "pavement" being found NEXT to a road??
The pavement IS the road! * Unless it's a dirt aka (unpaved) road..

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And why do Australian *system admins always snicker when you tell them
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And why did they always call me "Wombat"?

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That's nice to know, wombat.

On Dec 17, 11:27*pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Dec 17, 7:28*pm, twobuddha wrote:





On Dec 17, 8:04*am, Richard Henry wrote:

On Dec 17, 2:47*am, "David" wrote:

"Dave Stallard" wrote in message
Who don't know how to pronounce "aluminum", , "lieutenant",

Aluminium : Al you min eee um

Lieutenant : Lef tennant

A lot of Indians I know say "boot" to mean "trunk (of a *car*, LOL).

Elephants have trunks, cars have boots.

And WTF is this business about "pavement" being found NEXT to a road?? The
pavement IS the road! * Unless it's a dirt aka (unpaved) road.

No the road is the road, the pavement is a paved path.

A soccer coach once told me he always keeps a pair of boots in the
boot.

Why? *Just in case he has an EMERGENCY SOCCER GAME?

Actually, yes.

Bet you wrap your boots in a pair of Depends. Just in case I show up
for an EMERGENCY SOCCER GAME!!!!!

On Dec 18, 9:02*am, Scottum wrote:
On Dec 17, 8:28*pm, twobuddha wrote:





On Dec 17, 10:17*am, pigo wrote:

On Dec 17, 9:57*am, snoig wrote:

On Dec 16, 8:34*pm, Dave Stallard wrote:

On 12/14/2009 10:49 AM, David wrote:

"hr(bob) "
Not sure if its against group mentality to post availability. Anyway
apologies in advance if so but flat in Oz en Oisans available 1st
week
of new year and otherwise during term time. contact the poster
direct.Loads of great alpine and cross country runs.(village in Alpes
D Huez ski
range) Don

It would help if you would use English that is in common use thruout
the rest of the world. *Is flat an apartment, condominium, or a tire
without any air? *What is term time? Here it is the length of time an
outlaw must spend in prison. *ETC!!!!

An English lesson for you :

A flat is a single story abode.
Term time is the time between school holidays.
Throughout is spelt throughout.
English is the language spoken and writen in England.
There is no such word as gotten.

A hood is something normally connected to a coat that covers your head.
A bonnet covers a car engine.
Pavement is a path, normally found next to a road.

A fag is a cigarette
A fanny is a vagina (aka "pussy").
Randy means "horny", exclusively.
"Knock up your daughter" means to knock on her door to wake her up.

Good God, what a nation of perverts! Who don't know how to pronounce
"aluminum", "patriot", "lieutenant", or "missile". *Thank Goodness we
attained our independence. *Or we'd be saying "pro-cess" like Canadians.

A lot of Indians I know say "boot" to mean "trunk (of a *car*, LOL).

And WTF is this business about "pavement" being found NEXT to a road??
The pavement IS the road! * Unless it's a dirt aka (unpaved) road.

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And why do Australian *system admins always snicker when you tell them
to login as root?- Hide quoted text -

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And why did they always call me "Wombat"?

That's Aussie for Asshole.- Hide quoted text -

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That's nice to know, wombat.

Let me continue your education, idiot. "Scottum" is Scottish for
dickless freak, scottum.