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Hiking Half-dome
On Aug 21, 8:03*am, "Stuart" wrote:
"Dave Cartman" wrote in message ... In article , "Stuart" wrote: "lal_truckee" wrote in message ... On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Also, the fixed cable is more crowded than the Hillery Step on Everest, so go out of tourist season at least. Pay attention to forecasts of afternoon thunder showers: avoid lightening which has a perverse habit of knocking climbers dead for being the highest point on the summit. What happens if you lie on your back with your penis pointed upwards? I don't know about LAL, but if I tried that, I'd be at high risk for getting my nose struck by lightning What is you nose doing overtop of your penis? IF you are that flexible you must be one hell of a skier...- I've been telling Pervert Dave to go **** himself for years. Delighted to see he has taken my advice, and has been practicing. |
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Hiking Half-dome
On Aug 20, 6:36*pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Aug 20, 5:17*pm, "Stuart" wrote: "lal_truckee" wrote in message ... On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Also, the fixed cable is more crowded than the Hillery Step on Everest, so go out of tourist season at least. Pay attention to forecasts of afternoon thunder showers: avoid lightening which has a perverse habit of knocking climbers dead for being the highest point on the summit. What happens if you lie on your back with your penis pointed upwards? How do you think he got the name Dickless Henry?- Hey, can I get some love here? That is a hilarious line. I'm still giggling. Almost as funny as "contact info?" or "EMERGENCY SOCCER GAME!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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In article , "Stuart"
wrote: "Dave Cartman" wrote in message ... In article , "Stuart" wrote: "lal_truckee" wrote in message ... On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Also, the fixed cable is more crowded than the Hillery Step on Everest, so go out of tourist season at least. Pay attention to forecasts of afternoon thunder showers: avoid lightening which has a perverse habit of knocking climbers dead for being the highest point on the summit. What happens if you lie on your back with your penis pointed upwards? I don't know about LAL, but if I tried that, I'd be at high risk for getting my nose struck by lightning What is you nose doing overtop of your penis? IF you are that flexible you must be one hell of a skier... I know everyone types "LOL" but honestly, that made me laugh out loud Thanks! |
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Hiking Half-dome
On Aug 21, 4:02*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article , "Stuart" wrote: "Dave Cartman" wrote in message ... In article , "Stuart" wrote: "lal_truckee" wrote in message ... On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Also, the fixed cable is more crowded than the Hillery Step on Everest, so go out of tourist season at least. Pay attention to forecasts of afternoon thunder showers: avoid lightening which has a perverse habit of knocking climbers dead for being the highest point on the summit. What happens if you lie on your back with your penis pointed upwards? I don't know about LAL, but if I tried that, I'd be at high risk for getting my nose struck by lightning What is you nose doing overtop of your penis? IF you are that flexible you must be one hell of a skier... I know everyone types "LOL" but honestly, that made me laugh out loud * Thanks! I agree. The thought of Pervert Dave Davidson screwing himself in the nose is hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. ROTFLMAO!!!!!! |
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Hiking Half-dome
On Aug 21, 4:02*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article , "Stuart" wrote: "Dave Cartman" wrote in message ... In article , "Stuart" wrote: "lal_truckee" wrote in message ... On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Also, the fixed cable is more crowded than the Hillery Step on Everest, so go out of tourist season at least. Pay attention to forecasts of afternoon thunder showers: avoid lightening which has a perverse habit of knocking climbers dead for being the highest point on the summit. What happens if you lie on your back with your penis pointed upwards? I don't know about LAL, but if I tried that, I'd be at high risk for getting my nose struck by lightning What is you nose doing overtop of your penis? IF you are that flexible you must be one hell of a skier... I know everyone types "LOL" but honestly, that made me laugh out loud * Thanks! The reason men cannot lick their own genitals is that it is evolutionally disfavored. |
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On Aug 21, 5:49*pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Aug 21, 4:02*pm, Dave Cartman wrote: In article , "Stuart" wrote: "Dave Cartman" wrote in message ... In article , "Stuart" wrote: "lal_truckee" wrote in message ... On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Also, the fixed cable is more crowded than the Hillery Step on Everest, so go out of tourist season at least. Pay attention to forecasts of afternoon thunder showers: avoid lightening which has a perverse habit of knocking climbers dead for being the highest point on the summit. What happens if you lie on your back with your penis pointed upwards? I don't know about LAL, but if I tried that, I'd be at high risk for getting my nose struck by lightning What is you nose doing overtop of your penis? IF you are that flexible you must be one hell of a skier... I know everyone types "LOL" but honestly, that made me laugh out loud * Thanks! The reason men cannot lick their own genitals is that it is evolutionally disfavored.- The reason you can't lick your own is because you are Dickless Henry. Happy to discuss this issue with SPD. Contact info? Or are you busy licking genitals at an EMERGENCY SOCCER GAME!!!!!!!! No matter how much you play your game, I'm going to keep talking about your sordid history, psychopath. This is going to be FUN!!!!!!! |
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On Aug 22, 8:37*am, me at wrote:
Do It! A great experince. Both times we took 12 hours and once was late enough to be completely dark. When you get down, start a fire, have a drink, before heading to the shower, potatos wrapped in foil into the fire - remember an extra in case one burns, shower, cook steaks, Flashlight Water filter Lot's of snacks, Wind breaker. Work gloves. My older son (2 0this month) hinted that he would like to go along. I'll get him to carry all the crap. BTW, we are not planning to camp out. The logistics are based in a motel room with a pre-dawn hiking start, and an immediate retreat to a hot shower (or, better yet, heated pool with jaccuzzi) and fast-food burgers as soon as possible after the descent. |
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Hiking Half-dome
On Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:35:22 -0700, lal_truckee
wrote this crap: On 8/20/10 1:44 PM, Richard Henry wrote: I have added hiking to the top of Half-Dome in Yosemite to my bucket list. Does anyone have any advice or experiences to pass on? Traditionally you must carry a fifth of Cognac and fine crystal snifters for the summit celebration. Phooey. who stands on tradition? Carry a half gallon of rum and wear cheap sun glasses. Drink the rum and toss the glasses over the side. That's leadership. I'm always teaching leadership. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Hiking Half-dome
On 22 Aug 2010 15:37:58 GMT, me at wrote this
crap: Flashlight Water filter Lot's of snacks, Wind breaker. Work gloves. What? No rum? You people are heathens. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Aug 22, 9:48*am, wrote:
On 22 Aug 2010 15:37:58 GMT, me at wrote this crap: Flashlight Water filter Lot's of snacks, Wind breaker. Work gloves. What? *No rum? *You people are heathens. Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. *Repeal the nightmares. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe I have a bottle of Jägermeister in the cabinet that has no other conceivable use. |
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