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King William I of America.
Former US president Bill Clinton has just recently once again found time in
his busy schedule to visit our tiny and remote subarctic kingdom, for at least the third time since his first visit as a mere humble student way back in 1969. He returned as much as exactly thirty years later, in 1999, as the very first and so far only sitting US president. Now he has just left our country after being here for the third time (at least), and he was once again treated as pure royalty. He has had lunch with King Harald V and almost our entire royal family at the Royal Castle in central Oslo, and dinner with our Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik on an old, beautiful farm by a lake just outside our capital. No American politician has been so popular here since the days of president John F: Kennedy, who BTW was also nearly royal, but JFK was never here. In fact, Clinton was in an interview asked by one of our most popular talkshow hosts if he would please consider reelection, to run for the presidency again! So, now American King William I is officially Viceroy of Norway, well, almost, we still have our "Prince of Wales", Crown Prince Håkon Magnus, who once will become King Håkon VIII of Norway. Here are some suggestions for suitable songs for both the former Clinton and the current GWB administrations: Beach Boys: "Heroes and Villains" (Clinton and GWB&Blair). Robbie Williams: "Angels" (Clinton). Inner Circle: "Bad Boys" (Rumsfeld&Co.) "Fools rush in (where angels fear to tread)" (Rumsfeld&US Army vs. Clinton, Chirac&Schrøder). Barry McGui "Eve of Destruction" (GWB&Blair). Frank Sinatra: "My Way" (Clinton). Tina Charles: "I love to love" (Clinton). McGuinness Flint: "When I´m dead and gone" (JFK&Elvis). ABBA: "Waterloo" (GWB). (No, not a WC, but a town in Belgium, where Emperor Napoleon alias GWB met his fate and final defeat). ABBA: "The winner takes it all (The loser standing small)" (Clinton vs. GWB). And surely many, many more.................. BTW, who do you think is the better skier of the two? I will bet my money on Clinton, there, too................. His body language is anyway far superior to GWBs stale performance. Clinton is the sexy president, just like JFK also was, while GWB is the complete turnoff. And he knows how to get himself some real mayonnaise on his hot dog!! |
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King William I of America.
"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:
Former US president Bill Clinton has just recently once again found time in his busy schedule to visit our tiny and remote subarctic kingdom... It was my fondest dream that once he was out of office I would never hear his name or see his bulbous red nose again. Same for Hillary. Fool that I was, of course, I should have known that it was never to be. But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse ancestors. You let him visit three times without, um, doing something about it? For shame. -- Cheers, Bev ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^ "Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." -- Ann Coulter |
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King William I of America.
On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:45:35 -0800, The Real Bev
wrote: It was my fondest dream that once he was out of office I would never hear his name or see his bulbous red nose again. Same for Hillary. Fool that I was, of course, I should have known that it was never to be. But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse ancestors. You let him visit three times without, um, doing something about it? For shame. Jackass. Learn what he is doing in Norway before you rag on it. JT ******************************************* NB: reply-to address is munged Visit http://www.jt10000.com ******************************************* |
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Ted Waldron wrote:
On 5/11/03 17:45, in article , "The Real Bev" wrote: But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse ancestors. That's okay Bev, Norway had plenty of descendents that are closer to your political views, like Vidkun Quisling and Knut Hamsun. Why should I like Quisling and who is Knut Hamsun? My great grandma came over from Norway to Minnesota when she was 16. My great grandparents came before their children were born and settled in South Dakota. Core dump complete. -- Cheers, Bev -------------------------------------------- There is no such thing as a foolproof device because fools are so ingenious. |
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King William I of America.
Norway had a similar heroe to our President Clinton. His name was
Vidkin Quisling... Just kidding... Let's try to keep politics off the newsgroup as we've gone down that road before with very poor results... Jay Tegeder "On the podium if the right people don't show up!" JT "Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote in message ... Former US president Bill Clinton has just recently once again found time in his busy schedule to visit our tiny and remote subarctic kingdom, for at least the third time since his first visit as a mere humble student way back in 1969. He returned as much as exactly thirty years later, in 1999, as the very first and so far only sitting US president. Now he has just left our country after being here for the third time (at least), and he was once again treated as pure royalty. He has had lunch with King Harald V and almost our entire royal family at the Royal Castle in central Oslo, and dinner with our Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik on an old, beautiful farm by a lake just outside our capital. No American politician has been so popular here since the days of president John F: Kennedy, who BTW was also nearly royal, but JFK was never here. In fact, Clinton was in an interview asked by one of our most popular talkshow hosts if he would please consider reelection, to run for the presidency again! So, now American King William I is officially Viceroy of Norway, well, almost, we still have our "Prince of Wales", Crown Prince Håkon Magnus, who once will become King Håkon VIII of Norway. Here are some suggestions for suitable songs for both the former Clinton and the current GWB administrations: Beach Boys: "Heroes and Villains" (Clinton and GWB&Blair). Robbie Williams: "Angels" (Clinton). Inner Circle: "Bad Boys" (Rumsfeld&Co.) "Fools rush in (where angels fear to tread)" (Rumsfeld&US Army vs. Clinton, Chirac&Schrøder). Barry McGui "Eve of Destruction" (GWB&Blair). Frank Sinatra: "My Way" (Clinton). Tina Charles: "I love to love" (Clinton). McGuinness Flint: "When I´m dead and gone" (JFK&Elvis). ABBA: "Waterloo" (GWB). (No, not a WC, but a town in Belgium, where Emperor Napoleon alias GWB met his fate and final defeat). ABBA: "The winner takes it all (The loser standing small)" (Clinton vs. GWB). And surely many, many more.................. BTW, who do you think is the better skier of the two? I will bet my money on Clinton, there, too................. His body language is anyway far superior to GWBs stale performance. Clinton is the sexy president, just like JFK also was, while GWB is the complete turnoff. And he knows how to get himself some real mayonnaise on his hot dog!! |
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Sven Golly wrote:
(John Forrest Tomlinson) wrote in : Jackass. Learn what he is doing in Norway before you rag on it. Bitez-moi. There is NOTHING Clinton could do anywhere that wouldn't be all about Clinton and not much else. Well, he did manage to charm a lot of newspaper reporters this time, even people that started their report with how they were determined to dislike him. Crusading for HIV/AIDS victims in Africa isn't a very hard sell hereabouts (he got about $25 mill from our Prime Minister), besides we loved to read about that US high school student who was expelled for a few days for wearing a condom-covered costume for Halloween. NOT. Terje -- - "almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching" |
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King William I of America.
Beach Boys: "Heroes and Villains" (Clinton and GWB&Blair).
Robbie Williams: "Angels" (Clinton). Inner Circle: "Bad Boys" (Rumsfeld&Co.) .... George Michael: "I Want Your Sex" (Clinton & Lewinsky & Flowers & on & on) BTW, who do you think is the better skier of the two? I will bet my money on Clinton, there, too................. Wha ?! Let's take the road marathon is an example. Bush is at the line in something like 3:35. Clinton got sidetracked at the Burger King, spontaneously started campaigning & sadly never finished a marathon ! His body language is anyway far superior to GWBs stale performance. Clinton is the sexy president, just like JFK also was, while GWB is the complete turnoff. And he knows how to get himself some real mayonnaise on his hot dog!! Are you a chick ? Now we know the criteria your countrymen use for crowning a false prince. |
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"Ted Waldron" wrote in message ... On 5/11/03 17:45, in article , "The Real Bev" wrote: But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse ancestors. That's okay Bev, Norway had plenty of descendents that are closer to your political views, like Vidkun Quisling and Knut Hamsun. Ted My great grandma came over from Norway to Minnesota when she was 16. Wow! That's pretty scary. I think it was my great grand mother that came to Minnesota from Norway. Kenyon is the town, near Fairbault (sp?). |
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King William I of America.
Well said, son!
And how long have you been in 7th grade? on 11/6/03 09:34, CurtisLemay wrote: Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote: Tell ya what, dumbass. 1.) Bush is in helluva lot better shape than that big mac munchin' cigar suckin' Pink Puffer. 2.) Why don't you vote for the ****head, wait you can't, shows you how much your opinion counts. If that asshole had been doing his job, we wouldn't have to be doing all this **** now. You so-called intellectuals keep overlooking that. |
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King William I of America.
The Real Bev wrote:
Ted Waldron wrote: On 5/11/03 17:45, in article , "The Real Bev" wrote: But I didn't expect to be blind-sided by a descendent of my own Norse ancestors. That's okay Bev, Norway had plenty of descendents that are closer to your political views, like Vidkun Quisling and Knut Hamsun. Why should I like Quisling and who is Knut Hamsun? My great grandma came over from Norway to Minnesota when she was 16. My great grandparents came before their children were born and settled in South Dakota. Core dump complete. Whoopie! We're all immigrants. Even those of us who happened to cross the Bering Sea a few thou ago. All immigrants. Everybody came for the opportunity to raise their children in a land where the snow was always good, the weather crisp and clear, and the slopes un-tracked. Oh, and where there was enough to eat. |
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