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  #31  
Old January 28th 04, 02:51 PM
Walt
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Must...resist...the...temptation...
Must...be...strong...this...time....
Must....not...give...in....to...base....desires... .

AARGH! I can't help myself!!!

WhoooooHOOO!!
||
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||Bob Lee wrote:
))

(( tm wrote:
\\ Bob Lee wrote:
\\ tm wrote:
)) Bob Lee wrote:
(( tm wrote:
\\ Bob Lee wrote:
\\ Jeff Davis wrote:
))
(( Why don't you lose the collumn inches of those attributes? Do
)) you want to

(( start a noxious cascade of carrots? Or are you going to start
)) behaving yourself like a civil person?

//
(( Oooh, can we get a cascade going o this thread? I think the
\\ circumstances call for it.
\\
)) I'd participate, but Mr Moose, DancingBear, BunnyRabbit and I are off

(( to attend our close friend Bob Keeshan's wake.
))
// I should go, but I'd be worried I'd run into Mr. Greenjeans. I owe him
|| money.
||
|| Mr Greenjeans died years ago. His estate is currently managed
// by Lady Eliane Fairchild, who, despite her aged appearance gives

(( excellent head, and Daniel StripedTiger, who is currently in
)) quarantine in Vegas after an unfortunate experiance at the Mirage.

//
// Then they must be rather busy, what with Fred's recent passing. So you

// dated Lady Elaine? Tell me, was it pretty easy to get your hand up
(( there, or did she need like a couple of drinks first?
))
(( Wouldn't you like to know, pervert? I happen to live in a puppet
)) community. We wear tight knit sweaters. We all know each other. If
// that bothers you, you can always move to greener pastures, or
|| different stages.
||
|| *I'm* a pervert? This from a puppet-****er? That's it, tomorrow you're
|| a headline - you'll be known...he
|| http://www.stoppuppetviolence.com/
||
|| Bob

||
||

Dammit, Bob. I *told* you not to make one of those things. See what
happens?

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//-Walt
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// http://tinyurl.com/3xqyq
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  #32  
Old January 28th 04, 04:19 PM
lal_truckee
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The Real Bev wrote:

Bob Lee wrote:

Walt wrote:


Bob Lee wrote:


C'mon - it'll be fun! Stop the brutal grooming!

Dammit, Bob, I can see you're trying to make a cascade.

SQUASH SQUASH SQUASH.


You used to be a lot more fun Walt:
http://tinyurl.com/39g44



You were all younger then, and prettier.


I'm prettier now. I ski prettier, too.

  #33  
Old January 29th 04, 01:24 AM
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The third skier died Tuesday in Salt Lake.
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Old January 29th 04, 01:41 AM
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Kurt Knisely wrote:
In article , Jeff Davis says...

They didn't run very far, and the deepest was
a 1' lens of wind load.


Lens of wind load...what's that? I thought a sun crust or firnspiegel is more
of a "lens".


I believe the term he used was "sucrotic". chuckle As in sucrotic
surface hoar... Sounds more like a disease to me.

But this means the weak layer of old surface
hoar is persistent.


By definition. If the wind, rain or sun doesn't destroy it before it snows,
then it is notoriously persistent. Lots of whumphing around here on rarely
skied slopes. That layer may be with us for the rest of the season (at the
elevations where it was common).


Now, now.. give him a break. He's being "unpretentious"

I haven't seen **** like this since Slifkin.

-klaus

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Old January 29th 04, 01:43 AM
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Jeff Davis wrote:
I'll be watching this layer to
see if it sublimes or not.


You expect buried surface hoar to sublime???

dOOd.. Keep your day job.

-klaus

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Old January 29th 04, 01:49 AM
klaus
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Bob Lee wrote:
"Unpretentious" Heh. Thanks, that was good - it'll be hard to top that
one tonight.


He was just an average skid last week. Give him a break. At least he
figured out he still has a ways to go to be average.

-klaus


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Old January 29th 04, 01:58 AM
lal_truckee
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Bob Lee wrote:
Jeff Davis wrote:
Its
the most popular hang out of us unpretentious skids who live in town. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


"Unpretentious" Heh. Thanks, that was good - it'll be hard to top that
one tonight.


If he's giving up "pretentious" can I have his share? I could use his
left over pretentions to make up for my lack of characteristics worth
pretensing about. Grrls will flock, then, I'm sure. Mountain Men will
quake. Life will be good.
  #38  
Old January 29th 04, 02:01 AM
klaus
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lal_truckee wrote:
If he's giving up "pretentious" can I have his share? I could use his
left over pretentions to make up for my lack of characteristics worth
pretensing about. Grrls will flock, then, I'm sure. Mountain Men will
quake. Life will be good.


Just get rid of that AT gear and start teleing. Grrls will flock,
then, I'm sure. Mountain Men will quake. Life will be good.

-klaus

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Old January 29th 04, 03:14 AM
Jeff Davis
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In article ,
klaus wrote:
I believe the term he used was "sucrotic". chuckle As in sucrotic
surface hoar... Sounds more like a disease to me.


So your grasp of crystalography is limited.
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Old January 29th 04, 03:18 AM
Jeff Davis
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In article ,
klaus wrote:

You expect buried surface hoar to sublime???


Actually no. And neither does Jim Woodmency. Woody is not just a name
I drop, he's a meteorologist. Keep reading. "Ve haf vays of ejukating you."
Remember, I live in an extrordinary ski community.
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