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  #21  
Old September 2nd 16, 09:03 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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One of the parents of a kid on a soccer team my son was coaching last year is a plumbing manager at HD. I was half-seriously joking that he should hire me part time, based on two college summers in the 60s working as a plumber's apprentice. He started talking about parts and tools I had never heard of. I had to spend some time in the store studying the stuff just to catch up. The next time I had a copper pipe pinhole leak, I fixed it with just a utility knife and a pipe cutter to fit in a sharktooth patch.
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Old September 2nd 16, 04:35 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On 09/01/2016 10:28 PM, downhill wrote:
The Real Bev wrote:
On 09/01/2016 09:48 AM, downhill wrote:

I get asked tech questions in Home Depot all the time. My
response is I am not wearing any Orange and I am a consultant and
will want a CC on file before I answer any tech questions.


I'm curious. What kind of questions and why YOU? I've asked guys
who looked like they knew what they were doing (tool belt, butt
crack, etc.) questions and it's never seemed to bother them.


I have low thresh hold for idiots, if you can not figure out who
works there. Why bother me?


Because it's difficult to find an orange-vest person and if you DO find
one (s)he may not be knowledgeable in the area of concern. YOU, OTOH,
look like you know what you're doing and you're shopping for the same
kind of stuff that I'm shopping for.

Two if you have done your work and understand what your doing your
questions would be reasonable and minimal. Not like the question I
heard at the bait store today, can you filet my 40 lb fish I do not
know how.


That's ridiculous. What kind of idiot would go fishing without knowing
what to do in the unlikely event that he actually caught something?

An example I am loading 20 60lb bags of cement on a cart, and a guy
comes over and asks me how to fix a crack in his cement. I am
sweating like a pig covered in dust and I want to stop and answer
questions of which the only answer involves more questions.


Definitely inappropriate!

Often guys in the trades wearing toolbelts are looking for side
work, and HD is a fertile place for people that need work.


Yeah, but those guys are standing outside, not inside where I'm looking.
This is SoCal where day-laborers of possible illegality abound and who
generally make more than minimum wage because they know how to do what's
wanted.

The clients I seek are not normally found in HD, and frequently the
type that are asking questions are not the sharpest utensils in the
drawer.


Indeed.

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  #23  
Old September 2nd 16, 04:42 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
The Real Bev[_4_]
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On 09/02/2016 02:03 AM, Richard Henry wrote:
One of the parents of a kid on a soccer team my son was coaching last
year is a plumbing manager at HD. I was half-seriously joking that
he should hire me part time, based on two college summers in the 60s
working as a plumber's apprentice. He started talking about parts
and tools I had never heard of. I had to spend some time in the
store studying the stuff just to catch up. The next time I had a
copper pipe pinhole leak, I fixed it with just a utility knife and a
pipe cutter to fit in a sharktooth patch.


I'd probably use a blob of hardening gas-tank repair.

I hope the jerk who plumbed our house in ~1952 is turning on a spit in
hell.

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Old September 2nd 16, 07:15 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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On Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 4:23:11 PM UTC-4, wrote:

BMDF.


BMH.
  #25  
Old September 3rd 16, 01:20 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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On Friday, September 2, 2016 at 4:41:06 PM UTC-4, wrote:

You don't even know what BMDF means. Hell, you don't even ski. But the freaks know. Let me educate you, Pussy Fart. Blow Me Dumb ****s.
Hey, get any new ski gear this year? Happy to show you my stuff, assuming you live near a ski area in the west. Oooops, forgot, you probably live with your mother in Cleveland.


I know what BMDF means, and I know what BMH means:

Bent Melon Head.

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Old September 3rd 16, 03:13 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
downhill
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The Real Bev wrote:
On 09/01/2016 10:28 PM, downhill wrote:
The Real Bev wrote:



I have low thresh hold for idiots, if you can not figure out who
works there. Why bother me?


Because it's difficult to find an orange-vest person and if you DO find
one (s)he may not be knowledgeable in the area of concern. YOU, OTOH,
look like you know what you're doing and you're shopping for the same
kind of stuff that I'm shopping for.



That's ridiculous. What kind of idiot would go fishing without knowing
what to do in the unlikely event that he actually caught something?


It is just like the people in home depot that want other people to do
their work. Cleaning a big striper is bloody and messy and a little bit
of a process but really not difficult. The most work will be cleaning up.

Part of my resentment is my dad was the do everything for the neighbors
and it took time from me. Also he then used to complain how he was
rarely compensated for his time.
So I do not get my self in the same situation as him I control my time.
I will help those that try and not just expect help.
I offered to help the guy needing the fish cleaning, I would start it
and show him and he would finish it. Can you guess the answer.

So I am at the marina today rebaiting my lobster traps and this guy
comes over to me with a broken reel and asks me what is wrong with it,
why does it keep spooling out and not lock.
I look at it and suggest he take it to the bait store does he have her
number.
I am wearing a
Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar
tee shirt not even a nautical shirt on

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Old September 3rd 16, 06:41 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On 09/02/2016 08:13 PM, downhill wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:
That's ridiculous. What kind of idiot would go fishing without knowing
what to do in the unlikely event that he actually caught something?


It is just like the people in home depot that want other people to do
their work. Cleaning a big striper is bloody and messy and a little bit
of a process but really not difficult. The most work will be cleaning up.


When I was maybe 10 we went to one of those
guaranteed-to-catch-a-fish-pay-by-the-inch places. I caught it, I had
to clean it. Maybe that's why I don't like fish :-(

Part of my resentment is my dad was the do everything for the neighbors
and it took time from me. Also he then used to complain how he was
rarely compensated for his time.
So I do not get my self in the same situation as him I control my time.
I will help those that try and not just expect help.
I offered to help the guy needing the fish cleaning, I would start it
and show him and he would finish it. Can you guess the answer.


OTOH, you might have taught him a few steps from the Fish-Slapping Dance...

So I am at the marina today rebaiting my lobster traps and this guy
comes over to me with a broken reel and asks me what is wrong with it,
why does it keep spooling out and not lock.
I look at it and suggest he take it to the bait store does he have her
number.
I am wearing a
Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar
tee shirt not even a nautical shirt on


Yes, but you were doing SOMETHING that involved catching seafood.

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move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.

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Old September 3rd 16, 09:35 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
downhill
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The Real Bev wrote:
So I am at the marina today rebaiting my lobster traps and this guy
comes over to me with a broken reel and asks me what is wrong with it,
why does it keep spooling out and not lock.
I look at it and suggest he take it to the bait store does he have her
number.
I am wearing a
Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar
tee shirt not even a nautical shirt on


Yes, but you were doing SOMETHING that involved catching seafood.


Met the guy with the reel problem in the bait store today.
The bait lady blew him ****, she blows everybody ****.
But where else do you hang out on vacation but the bait store.
Go back to NY tomorrow, I am steaming crabs and cleaning fresh caught
squid. One of my missions on vacation is to eat the squid I catch, the
crabs I give away to friends.
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Old September 3rd 16, 10:25 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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On Saturday, September 3, 2016 at 5:56:56 PM UTC-4, wrote:

I have no doubt you have given the crabs to every "friend" you could buy.


I have no doubt that you would blow every priest you could meet.

  #30  
Old September 3rd 16, 11:04 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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Part of the downsizing is taking 45 years financial and tax records from a file box per year down to a pendaflex folder per year. I hauled out all the boxes yesterday, and I have been sitting watching Ice Road Truckers while sorting through bug-eaten papers in the boxes.

In one box, that was in a stack up in the garage loft a few feet from the ski whose binding exploded a couple of years back, I found the missing spring and a few chunks of plastic that looked like binding. Maybe that is why that stack fell over.
 




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