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On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:31:45 -0500, Walt
wrote: bdubya wrote: The altitude can also spark a remarkable jump in methane production (to be delicate about it); if you're sharing a room with someone else, you might want to bring a small scented candle, just to be merciful and to do your part about global warming. I know what you mean. One day last year at Solitude I had a bratwurst for lunch, and spent the entire afternoon ... um... well... no sense in being delicate about it at this point. Everytime I turned, I farted. It was pole-plant, fart, crossover, bring the skis around and finish the turn, pole-plant, fart, crossover, bring the skis around and finish the turn, pole-plant, fart, etc. It became part of the rhythm, although about every fifth or sixth turn the fart wouldn't happen and I'd blow the turn and go careening down the hill. No more bratwurst for me on ski days. I know the sympton, but I'd be really very suprised if it was the actual Brat that caused the farting. More likely you ate the Brat on a whole wheat bun which could have been the source, or with onions, or kraut. All three of those can be hard to digest which can lead to high altitude flatulation. I was supposed to hook up with Klaus that day. I wonder why he never showed up? Maybe he didn't want to hang out with a guy who's farts were contributing to valley warming. nate |
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uglymoney wrote:
On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:31:45 -0500, Walt wrote: I know the sympton, but I'd be really very suprised if it was the actual Brat that caused the farting. More likely you ate the Brat on a whole wheat bun which could have been the source, or with onions, or kraut. All three of those can be hard to digest which can lead to high altitude flatulation. WTF is a Brat? I'm pretty sure that the brat is an uncapitalized unproper (based on its flatulence inducing properties) noun. jp ********************* Brat's have excellent rear-facing X-Wing fighter seats. |
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On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:24:54 -0500, Jay Pique
wrote: uglymoney wrote: On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:31:45 -0500, Walt wrote: I know the sympton, but I'd be really very suprised if it was the actual Brat that caused the farting. More likely you ate the Brat on a whole wheat bun which could have been the source, or with onions, or kraut. All three of those can be hard to digest which can lead to high altitude flatulation. WTF is a Brat? I'm pretty sure that the brat is an uncapitalized unproper (based on its flatulence inducing properties) noun. You have a portable grill that you tote around in that old Cherokee? I'm debating packing a little smokey or its equivelant for my pending trip out west so that I can have beer and brats for lunch with my dog. A Brat is mostly fat and protein - two substances that cause little gas. I have this info bookmarked. I always refer to it when planning dinner before a date: http://health.yahoo.com/health/cente...4.html#anchor1 nate jp ********************* Brat's have excellent rear-facing X-Wing fighter seats. |
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