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Old March 11th 08, 12:45 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
clarencedarrow
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Default Darwin and Natural Selection

Let's take a look at our three favorite losers vis-a-vis Natural
Selection.

First, We have Barf, the Brigham Young of omega males and denizens of
suicide hotlines.
Secondly we have Scooter, proprietor of "Scooter's Secret", a
provocative on-line catalogue of soiled, ripped and crotchless ski
clothing.
Finally, there's our professional lead paint taste tester, Jeffy
Dorkpie. The guy that went to the Paul Ruff/Terry Cook school of
famous skiers.

Fortunately for us neither Jeffy or Scooter will ever pass their genes
on, Too poor, stupid and smelly. Bert claims to have kids but they
mysteriously look like the local sanitation engineer and they can't
stand him either.
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Old March 11th 08, 02:57 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Jeff Davis
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Default Darwin and Natural Selection

In article ,
Clarencedarrow wrote:
[drivel deleted]

Four Shadows is in great condition. Ski it. Then we'll talk.
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."

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Old March 11th 08, 10:52 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
clarencedarrow
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On Mar 10, 11:57*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,Clarenced arrow wrote:

* * *[drivel deleted]

Four Shadows is in great condition. *Ski it. *Then we'll talk. *
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According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."


Not in your wildest dreams, skank.
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Old March 15th 08, 04:19 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Darwin and Natural Selection

On Mar 10, 6:45*pm, Clarencedarrow
wrote:
Let's take a look at our three favorite losers vis-a-vis Natural
Selection.

First, We have Barf, the Brigham Young of omega males and denizens of
suicide hotlines.
Secondly we have Scooter, proprietor of "Scooter's Secret", a
provocative on-line catalogue of soiled, ripped and crotchless ski
clothing.
Finally, there's our professional lead paint taste tester, Jeffy
Dorkpie. *The guy that went to the Paul Ruff/Terry Cook school of
famous skiers.

Fortunately for us neither Jeffy or Scooter will ever pass their genes
on, Too poor, stupid and smelly. Bert claims to have kids but they
mysteriously look like the local sanitation engineer and they can't
stand him either.


I cannot resist.
Obviously, this dickless talking wack job knows a bit about natural
selection. He hides behind his computer, has not even got the nads to
use a verifiable identity, and never will have the balls to spew this
**** in person.
Because natural selection would take its natural course: being this
big of an asshole to any man in person tends to remove you from the
gene pool.
So he does it here....and is so deranged he is clueless about his own
insanity.
He fits right in.
Now go **** youself, freak.
Must stop ****ing with freaks......
 




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