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Old December 30th 19, 09:49 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person. This year I resolve to:

1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since
1982. I feel better already.)

2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic
Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.)

3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.)

Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us.


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Old December 31st 19, 01:32 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Jay Pique[_2_]
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On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 5:49:14 PM UTC-5, Harvard Horvath wrote:
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person.


Eat a bag of dicks - I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behaviour. I'm perfect just the way I am.

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Old January 1st 20, 01:03 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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[Default] On Mon, 30 Dec 2019 18:32:25 -0800 (PST), Jay Pique
wrote this crap:

On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 5:49:14 PM UTC-5, Harvard Horvath wrote:
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person.


Eat a bag of dicks - I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous
behaviour. I'm perfect just the way I am.


You strike me as a man of low ambition. Most men have a drive for
competition. Even dogs are competitive. I'm not a psychiatrist, but
I did go to Harvard medical school. My non-professional opinion of
you is that you are a burned-out druggie and a loser. I shall spend
no more time on you.


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Old January 1st 20, 01:05 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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Default New Year's Resolutions

[Default] On Mon, 30 Dec 2019 23:01:57 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:

On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 2:49:14 PM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote:
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person. This year I resolve to:

1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since
1982. I feel better already.)

2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic
Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.)

3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.)

Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us.


How about providing a verifiable ID?


Sure. I have one right here. Just show up and you can see it.


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