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Old April 14th 08, 12:28 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

Well, have you? The deadline's tomorrow. I just did mine.

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Old April 14th 08, 02:04 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
twobuddha[_2_]
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

On Apr 14, 5:28 am, "ant"
wrote:
Well, have you? The deadline's tomorrow. I just did mine.


Well, well, well. Another stalking threat from Anthea Kerrison,
criminal, perjurer, and fugly bitch.
Where have you been hiding all winter, ****?
Typical of you. You have to hide. Can't deal with the truth being
told against you.
No surprise an Aussie threatens to lie to the IRS: lying to LE is a
specialty of yours, isn't it, ****?
Go for it. Got my refund back two weeks ago, ****.
Now go get drunk. Bert predicted you would be back any day now, and
here you are, stalking again, as usual.
Go **** yourself. Nobody else will....
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Old April 14th 08, 05:27 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Bert Hoff[_2_]
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

ant wrote:
Well, have you? The deadline's tomorrow. I just did mine.


So how much did you have to pay out to get rid of that threatened
defamation lawsuit by the Canberra optometrist and Perisher Blue ski
instructor a while back?

Must have been embarrassing to have to publicly eat crow with that
apology in aus.snow.

Bert
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Old April 14th 08, 05:29 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Bert Hoff[_2_]
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

twobuddha wrote:
On Apr 14, 5:28 am, "ant"
wrote:
Well, have you? The deadline's tomorrow. I just did mine.


Well, well, well. Another stalking threat from Anthea Kerrison,
criminal, perjurer, and fugly bitch.
Where have you been hiding all winter, ****?
Typical of you. You have to hide. Can't deal with the truth being
told against you.
No surprise an Aussie threatens to lie to the IRS: lying to LE is a
specialty of yours, isn't it, ****?
Go for it. Got my refund back two weeks ago, ****.
Now go get drunk. Bert predicted you would be back any day now, and
here you are, stalking again, as usual.
Go **** yourself. Nobody else will....


Back, right on schedule.

At least we don't have to hear more of her racist remarks about "Abos."

Bert
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Old April 14th 08, 07:16 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Alan Baker
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

In article ,
Bert Hoff wrote:

twobuddha wrote:
On Apr 14, 5:28 am, "ant"
wrote:
Well, have you? The deadline's tomorrow. I just did mine.


Well, well, well. Another stalking threat from Anthea Kerrison,
criminal, perjurer, and fugly bitch.
Where have you been hiding all winter, ****?
Typical of you. You have to hide. Can't deal with the truth being
told against you.
No surprise an Aussie threatens to lie to the IRS: lying to LE is a
specialty of yours, isn't it, ****?
Go for it. Got my refund back two weeks ago, ****.
Now go get drunk. Bert predicted you would be back any day now, and
here you are, stalking again, as usual.
Go **** yourself. Nobody else will....


Back, right on schedule.

At least we don't have to hear more of her racist remarks about "Abos."

Bert


What were these so-called "racist remarks", Bert? Because simply calling
them "Abos" won't cut it.

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to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
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Old April 15th 08, 12:28 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Bert Hoff[_2_]
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
Bert Hoff wrote:

twobuddha wrote:
On Apr 14, 5:28 am, "ant"
wrote:
Well, have you? The deadline's tomorrow. I just did mine.

Well, well, well. Another stalking threat from Anthea Kerrison,
criminal, perjurer, and fugly bitch.
Where have you been hiding all winter, ****?
Typical of you. You have to hide. Can't deal with the truth being
told against you.
No surprise an Aussie threatens to lie to the IRS: lying to LE is a
specialty of yours, isn't it, ****?
Go for it. Got my refund back two weeks ago, ****.
Now go get drunk. Bert predicted you would be back any day now, and
here you are, stalking again, as usual.
Go **** yourself. Nobody else will....

Back, right on schedule.

At least we don't have to hear more of her racist remarks about "Abos."

Bert


What were these so-called "racist remarks", Bert? Because simply calling
them "Abos" won't cut it.


About an hour's worth, on the drive home from Crystal Mountain, where I
had comed her a ticket.

Bert
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Old April 15th 08, 01:49 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

On Apr 14, 5:28*pm, Bert Hoff wrote:

About an hour's worth, on the drive home from Crystal Mountain, where I
had comed her a ticket.


Comed? How do you pronounce that?
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Old April 15th 08, 02:06 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
klaus
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

Richard Henry wrote:
On Apr 14, 5:28?pm, Bert Hoff wrote:

About an hour's worth, on the drive home from Crystal Mountain, where I
had comed her a ticket.


Comed? How do you pronounce that?


Now Richard. That's not fair. It's obvious what he meant from the
context. He cummed it. Why do you think Scooter gets so excited when
he skis with Bert. He gets a cummed ticket. From Bert! That's worth
at least twice what a **** stained pair of pants is on eBay. With or
without a crotch. Play fair.

-klaus

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Old April 15th 08, 02:18 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Bert Hoff[_2_]
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

Richard Henry wrote:
On Apr 14, 5:28 pm, Bert Hoff wrote:

About an hour's worth, on the drive home from Crystal Mountain, where I
had comed her a ticket.


Comed? How do you pronounce that?


Type. I guess it's hard to admit I did this, but I comped her a ticket.

Bert
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Old April 15th 08, 02:29 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
pigo[_2_]
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Default Have you done your taxes yet, Scotty?

On Apr 14, 8:06*pm, klaus wrote:
Richard Henry wrote:
On Apr 14, 5:28?pm, Bert Hoff wrote:


About an hour's worth, on the drive home from Crystal Mountain, where I
had comed her a ticket.


Comed? *How do you pronounce that?


Now Richard. That's not fair. It's obvious what he meant from the
context. He cummed it. Why do you think Scooter gets so excited when
he skis with Bert. He gets a cummed ticket. From Bert! That's worth
at least twice what a **** stained pair of pants is on eBay. With or
without a crotch. Play fair.

-klaus


Bwaaaaaaahahahaha that's funny. Imagine Bernetta waking up and finding
barf manipulating away with tickets all over his belly, smoking a
virginia slim!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I gotta barf.
 




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