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Old February 23rd 04, 05:58 AM
Jimintexus
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" ... his brain is squirming like a toad ..."

Yeahyeahright. You've heard it before. I had a short-term gig fall in my
lap on Friday, starting in a week in Everett WA so I'm outta this third coast
joint.

I just finished loading the friend's 4WD that I have to deliver to San Jose
in April, and I'm taking the north road instead of I-10 and I-5. Too much
rain in CA. The usual reprobate Utards have been notified and if I don't
camp out in the Yyyy parking lot tomorrow night I'll be looking for a snowbank
to park next to in LCC on Tuesday night.

They really DON'T tow Texans, do they? Even if they offer a sacrifica of
a six of Shiner Bock?

Anyway, Utards, you know who you are. And if you don't, look for the red
and white 80s Ramcharger with the Texas ham radio license plates and the
pile of beer cans on the floorboards. If it doesn't get towed it'll be parked
in as prominent a space as I can find.

Ya know ... when you're Texan and you drive a butt-ugly truck, you might
as well flaunt it.

Three days to ski. Wheee.

Just don't let your mutt (or your 'boarder girlfriend) **** on my hubcaps.


Jim outta Texas

PS -- don't ask me about the job. All I can say is that it's in Everett
and it has to do with microprocessor stuff and you will probably have one
of these chips in your home in 2008.

PPS -- I ruined the neon ski jacket loading the truck, so I'll be skiing
in some ****ing nondescript gray thing I got at Goodwill this afternoon.
Ugh.
 




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