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"There's a Texan on the road ..."
" ... his brain is squirming like a toad ..." Yeahyeahright. You've heard it before. I had a short-term gig fall in my lap on Friday, starting in a week in Everett WA so I'm outta this third coast joint. I just finished loading the friend's 4WD that I have to deliver to San Jose in April, and I'm taking the north road instead of I-10 and I-5. Too much rain in CA. The usual reprobate Utards have been notified and if I don't camp out in the Yyyy parking lot tomorrow night I'll be looking for a snowbank to park next to in LCC on Tuesday night. They really DON'T tow Texans, do they? Even if they offer a sacrifica of a six of Shiner Bock? Anyway, Utards, you know who you are. And if you don't, look for the red and white 80s Ramcharger with the Texas ham radio license plates and the pile of beer cans on the floorboards. If it doesn't get towed it'll be parked in as prominent a space as I can find. Ya know ... when you're Texan and you drive a butt-ugly truck, you might as well flaunt it. Three days to ski. Wheee. Just don't let your mutt (or your 'boarder girlfriend) **** on my hubcaps. Jim outta Texas PS -- don't ask me about the job. All I can say is that it's in Everett and it has to do with microprocessor stuff and you will probably have one of these chips in your home in 2008. PPS -- I ruined the neon ski jacket loading the truck, so I'll be skiing in some ****ing nondescript gray thing I got at Goodwill this afternoon. Ugh. |
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