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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
Personally, I think Alta locals are the biggest assholes in the ski world.
They push, they shove, they think they own God's powder and Forest Service land. Arrogant, entitled, deluded about their importance and the quality of the ski area, insecure so they have to identify with the place, the epitome of the narcissitic ski area local. Any other nominations? |
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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:32:18 -0800, scottabe
wrote: they think they own God's powder That's a new one. Very original. Thanks! I'll be sure to add it to the "Fatass Dumbass Random Insult Generator" data base ASAP: http://www.xmission.com/~hound/astro/fatass/fatass.htm -Astro |
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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
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scottabe wrote: Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after they opened the High Traverse. "tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill. He ran into me, He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight... he took a lovely fall waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly. You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill. He cussed his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****. From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your fat ass? Like the Alta Asshole he is, he ran. So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff, Rambo. I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick. Dave |
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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
vern93 wrote:
In article , scottabe wrote: Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after they opened the High Traverse. "tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill. He ran into me, He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight... he took a lovely fall waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly. You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill. He cussed his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****. From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your fat ass? Like the Alta Asshole he is, he ran. So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff, Rambo. I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick. No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his kid? -- Cheers, Bev -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks." --Emo |
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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
in article , vern93
at wrote on 2/21/04 7:59 PM: In article , scottabe wrote: Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after they opened the High Traverse. "tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill. You have no idea, do you? So you make something up. He ran into me, He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight... Did I say that? No. But don't let reality stop you from lying again, asshole. he took a lovely fall waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly. You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill. You really enjoy lying, don't you, you sick stalking freak? Make up some more, willya? He cussed his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****. From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your fat ass? Like you lie your sick ass off from the safety of your computer, while hiding your identity like the gutless coward you are? Like the Alta Asshole he is, he ran. So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff, Rambo. You get your jollies lying and defaming, eh, gutless? I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick. I'll bet you're a cowardly stalking pathological liar, Dick. Same old, same old: a stalking freak lying and defaming while hiding like the gutless bitch he is. Stop stalking, Dave. Stop lying, Dave. Might as well ask you to stop breathing. |
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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
in article , The Real Bev at
wrote on 2/21/04 8:25 PM: vern93 wrote: In article , scottabe wrote: Reminds me of a time an Alta Asshole tried to cut in front of me right after they opened the High Traverse. "tried to cut *in front* of you? So he was downhill. He ran into me, He ran into you from below you? Riiiiight... he took a lovely fall waaaaaayyyyy down the hill with a lot of help from yours truly. You pushed the guy in front of you off the cat track and down the hill. He cussed his ass off and I cordially invited him to back up his bull****. From safely waaaaaaaayyy up the hill. You thought maybe he'd mountaineer from waaaaayyyy down there in alpine boots just to kick your fat ass? Like the Alta Asshole he is, he ran. So you started yelling at him and he skied off. Fascinating stuff, Rambo. I'll bet it was some poor 12 year old kid. Dick. No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his kid? One asshole tells a sick lie, and vile liar picks up on the lie and repeats it. Wouldn't it be funny if Bev and Dave got consciences, stopped lying, stopped defaming, apologized for being pathological liars, etc? These sick ****s now have me crippling a little kid, instead of what really happened, me teaching some manners to an Alta Asshole. How sick can these sick ****s get? Dave, take up skiing. You belong at Alta: you're they're kind of asshole. |
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Alta locals: The biggest assholes in the ski world
"The Real Bev" wrote in message ... No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his kid? Except for I know for a fact that the mere thought of the high traverse would leave our resident brother raper shaking in his ill fitting boots. |
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Bob Thompson: The biggest Asshole in the ski world?
in article , pigo at
wrote on 2/21/04 9:01 PM: "The Real Bev" wrote in message ... No time frame was mentioned. Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's father reads RSA and now knows where to look for the jerk who crippled his kid? Except for I know for a fact that the mere thought of the high traverse would leave our resident brother raper shaking in his ill fitting boots. Sheeeeeit. I've been on the High Traverse scores of times. I know for a fact that the mere thought of calling me a brother raper in person has Bob Thompson shaking in his boots, ****ing his pants, and screaming "Don't hurt me, big Buddha. I'm sorry I'm such a pathetic, miserable lying piece of crap, dog doo under your shoes." |
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