Trip report

It was a beautiful day, sunny and 72 degrees. I got there early and
got a parking spot up front. There's two ways to get to the Magic
Kingdom, by monorail or by boat. Since I'm a man of the seas I chose
the boat. I shall have to report that boat to the Coasties since I
noticed there weren't enough life jackets.

I got inside the park and started taking pictures. I only took three
pics and the camera said, "Memory full." WTF? I got an 8G card in
that camera. I should be able to hold a thousand pics. I went
through the menu and deleted several pics and I found I had to
separately put each pic on to the card. That's what you get when you
buy a cheap camera at Big Lots. Anyway, here are a couple:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/73688745@N05/6646557205/

The place was packed. I had picked a day when the kids were back in
school and I was surprised to see that many people there.

There should be a couple more rules there.

1. Nobody under 16 years old. Too damn many kids there. And
especially NO STROLLERS at every ride there was an acre of parking for
strollers. It costs $60 to bring in toddlers and they are too young
to enjoy the attractions.

2. No cell phones. Thousands of people talking on cell phones or
bumping into you while texting.

3. No back packs. What are they for anyways? How do you enjoy one of
the attractions with that on your back? Backpacks are for hiking, not
sitting on a ride or in a theater.

4. Beer. How do they have the nerve to call it the happiest place on
earth when they don't sell beer? The happiest place on earth would be
called, "Tequila World." Everybody is happy when they're drinking
tequila. Sad miserable grumpy people don't drink tequila, they are
gin drinkers.

I had a good time. Nobody was killed. I didn't even have to gouge
anyone's eyeballs out with my fingernails.

Vote for Romney. Repeal the nightmares.

3. No back packs. *What are they for anyways? *How do you enjoy one of
the attractions with that on your back? *Backpacks are for hiking, not
sitting on a ride or in a theater.

4. *Beer. *How do they have the nerve to call it the happiest place on
earth when they don't sell beer? *The happiest place on earth would be
called, "Tequila World." *Everybody is happy when they're drinking
tequila. *Sad miserable grumpy people don't drink tequila, they are
gin drinkers.

And you still haven't figured out what the backpacks are for?

On Jan 6, 4:31*am, wrote:
It was a beautiful day, sunny and 72 degrees. *I got there early and
got a parking spot up front. *There's two ways to get to the Magic
Kingdom, by monorail or by boat. *Since I'm a man of the seas I chose
the boat. *I shall have to report that boat to the Coasties since I
noticed there weren't enough life jackets.

I got inside the park and started taking pictures. *I only took three
pics and the camera said, "Memory full." *WTF? *I got an 8G card in
that camera. *I should be able to hold a thousand pics. *I went
through the menu and deleted several pics and I found I had to
separately put each pic on to the card. *That's what you get when you
buy a cheap camera at Big Lots. *Anyway, here are a couple:http://www.flickr.com/photos/73688745@N05/6646557205/

The place was packed. *I had picked a day when the kids were back in
school and I was surprised to see that many people there.

There should be a couple more rules there.

1. Nobody under 16 years old. *Too damn many kids there. *And
especially NO STROLLERS at every ride there was an acre of parking for
strollers. *It costs $60 to bring in toddlers and they are too young
to enjoy the attractions.

2. No cell phones. Thousands of people talking on cell phones or
bumping into you while texting.

3. No back packs. *What are they for anyways? *How do you enjoy one of
the attractions with that on your back? *Backpacks are for hiking, not
sitting on a ride or in a theater.

4. *Beer. *How do they have the nerve to call it the happiest place on
earth when they don't sell beer? *The happiest place on earth would be
called, "Tequila World." *Everybody is happy when they're drinking
tequila. *Sad miserable grumpy people don't drink tequila, they are
gin drinkers.

I had a good time. *Nobody was killed. *I didn't even have to gouge
anyone's eyeballs out with my fingernails.

Vote for Romney. *Repeal the nightmares.

How much snow was there on the Matterhorn?

On Jan 6, 7:51*am, Richard Henry wrote:
On Jan 6, 4:31*am, wrote:





It was a beautiful day, sunny and 72 degrees. *I got there early and
got a parking spot up front. *There's two ways to get to the Magic
Kingdom, by monorail or by boat. *Since I'm a man of the seas I chose
the boat. *I shall have to report that boat to the Coasties since I
noticed there weren't enough life jackets.

I got inside the park and started taking pictures. *I only took three
pics and the camera said, "Memory full." *WTF? *I got an 8G card in
that camera. *I should be able to hold a thousand pics. *I went
through the menu and deleted several pics and I found I had to
separately put each pic on to the card. *That's what you get when you
buy a cheap camera at Big Lots. *Anyway, here are a couple:http://www..flickr.com/photos/73688745@N05/6646557205/

The place was packed. *I had picked a day when the kids were back in
school and I was surprised to see that many people there.

There should be a couple more rules there.

1. Nobody under 16 years old. *Too damn many kids there. *And
especially NO STROLLERS at every ride there was an acre of parking for
strollers. *It costs $60 to bring in toddlers and they are too young
to enjoy the attractions.

2. No cell phones. Thousands of people talking on cell phones or
bumping into you while texting.

3. No back packs. *What are they for anyways? *How do you enjoy one of
the attractions with that on your back? *Backpacks are for hiking, not
sitting on a ride or in a theater.

4. *Beer. *How do they have the nerve to call it the happiest place on
earth when they don't sell beer? *The happiest place on earth would be
called, "Tequila World." *Everybody is happy when they're drinking
tequila. *Sad miserable grumpy people don't drink tequila, they are
gin drinkers.

I had a good time. *Nobody was killed. *I didn't even have to gouge
anyone's eyeballs out with my fingernails.

Vote for Romney. *Repeal the nightmares.

How much snow was there on the Matterhorn?-

Damn it. ****ing Goofy ripped me off. Paid him a case of dog bones
to bitch slap Horvie, and the damn dog pussied out.

On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 07:45:22 -0800 (PST), snoig
wrote this crap:

4. *Beer. *How do they have the nerve to call it the happiest place on
earth when they don't sell beer? *The happiest place on earth would be
called, "Tequila World." *Everybody is happy when they're drinking
tequila. *Sad miserable grumpy people don't drink tequila, they are
gin drinkers.

And you still haven't figured out what the backpacks are for?

To keep your beer warm?

All seriousness aside. They're probably to hold all the money you
need. It was $14 to park, $90 to walk inside. A hot dog costs $8. A
bottle of OJ costs $3. If they sold beer, a bottle would cost about
$12 and a shot of whiskey would be about $20.

Vote for Romney. Repeal the nightmares.

On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 07:51:31 -0800 (PST), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:


How much snow was there on the Matterhorn?

I don't know because the Matterhorn is at the Animal Kingdom. But I'm
sure it was all man made.

I can state for a fact that Big Thunder Mountain had no snow but Space
Mountain was covered in white. I got a great pic of Space Mountain.

Vote for Romney. Repeal the nightmares.

On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 08:13:59 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Damn it. ****ing Goofy ripped me off. Paid him a case of dog bones
to bitch slap Horvie, and the damn dog pussied out.

You just admitted in front of thousands of witnesses that you paid to
have someone assault a military official. That's going to look good
on your FBI file.

Vote for Romney. Repeal the nightmares.

On 1/6/2012 7:31 AM, wrote: crap snipped

It was a beautiful day, sunny and 72 degrees.

What kind of mickey mouse ski resort was this? Sounds awful.

//Walt

On Jan 6, 9:02*am, wrote:
On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 08:13:59 -0800 (PST), twobuddha
wrote this crap:

Damn it. *****ing Goofy ripped me off. *Paid him a case of dog bones
to bitch slap Horvie, and the damn dog pussied out.

You just admitted in front of thousands of witnesses that you paid to
have someone assault a military official. *That's going to look good
on your FBI file.

Damn right. I can't wait to hear from the FBI.
Goofy did apologize. He said that he found you, and the minute you
saw him you crapped your pants. Smelled so bad he felt sorry for you.
But he won't give me my dog bones back. Maybe you can get the FBI to
enforce a refund.

On Jan 6, 7:31*am, wrote:
It was a beautiful day, sunny and 72 degrees. *I got there early and
got a parking spot up front. *There's two ways to get to the Magic
Kingdom, by monorail or by boat. *Since I'm a man of the seas I chose
the boat. *I shall have to report that boat to the Coasties since I
noticed there weren't enough life jackets.

I got inside the park and started taking pictures. *I only took three
pics and the camera said, "Memory full." *WTF? *I got an 8G card in

Nice pics.

I can't believe it's Jan 4, and they still have a Christmas tree up.
In Florida!

Dave