Thursday

All those posts before noon Pacific time!

... must be Scott's day off from sweeping up monkey poo at the Woodland Park Zoo.

For him, it's a good job -- he can walk to work, doesn't need to drive or worry about parking whatever unlicensed rustbucket he has now, and he gets to keep anything he finds in the monkey cages.

Sometimes it's popcorn, sometimes banana peels, sometimes used condoms. The best part is if it's money. Because it's hard for a TwoBuddha to sell used banana peels on ebay.

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morrison

On Thursday, April 4, 2013 12:55:23 PM UTC-6, wrote:
All those posts before noon Pacific time!



... must be Scott's day off from sweeping up monkey poo at the Woodland Park Zoo.



For him, it's a good job -- he can walk to work, doesn't need to drive or worry about parking whatever unlicensed rustbucket he has now, and he gets to keep anything he finds in the monkey cages.



Sometimes it's popcorn, sometimes banana peels, sometimes used condoms. The best part is if it's money. Because it's hard for a TwoBuddha to sell used banana peels on ebay.



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morrison

Don't forget. He gets all he can eat for free too.

Work? Get Serious. Manning the "How to Get Fired" Hotline.
Working the Twinkie Black Market? You have no marketable
skill.

Figured it was a lie. Kicking ass of whom, **** you even had to have
Bert stalk people to their employers, you worthless pansy. You're nothing
but a buck-toothed brain-damaged impotent bully blimp. The only thing I bet you've
beaten up in years was that sheep rug in the salami picture and that was because
It refused to have sex with you. Even rugs have standards.

On Thursday, April 4, 2013 4:05:40 PM UTC-6, Goober Jones wrote:
Work? Get Serious. Manning the "How to Get Fired" Hotline.

Working the Twinkie Black Market? You have no marketable
skill.

Oh c'mon. Even is this crap economy an ex cop/prison guard, medical professional, championship boxer, Navy S.E.A.L. , with a masters degree can find work?

On Thursday, April 4, 2013 6:12:40 PM UTC-5, pigo wrote:
On Thursday, April 4, 2013 4:05:40 PM UTC-6, Goober Jones wrote:

Oh c'mon. Even is this crap economy an ex cop/prison guard, medical professional, championship boxer, Navy S.E.A.L. , with a masters degree can find work?

Sure.

At Goodwill. And he can "comp" himself all the good ski wear for Two Buddha's Gear Shack sales.

On Thu, 4 Apr 2013 16:12:40 -0700 (PDT), pigo
wrote this crap:

On Thursday, April 4, 2013 4:05:40 PM UTC-6, Goober Jones wrote:
Work? Get Serious. Manning the "How to Get Fired" Hotline.

Working the Twinkie Black Market? You have no marketable
skill.

Oh c'mon. Even is this crap economy an ex cop/prison guard,
medical professional, championship boxer, Navy S.E.A.L. ,
with a masters degree can find work?

Maybe Bill Gates can use him as a security guard, again. Or Robert
Heinlein can use him to help write books.

This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

On Thu, 4 Apr 2013 20:24:55 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
wrote this crap:


Maybe Bill Gates can use him as a security guard, again.

Again? Doesn't your ass hurt when you pull such huge whoppers out of it?

You claimed that once you were a security guard for Bill Gates.

Or Robert

Heinlein can use him to help write books.

Forgot. Bubba stretched you out real good when you were in prison, eh?

You once claimed that you were in Robert Heinlein's writing class.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

Predictable bluster from a smelly rat that lives in its own garbage.

Sometimes the truth is cruel. Eh Bob?
What time are you going to work today and just
where is that. Maybe your employers might be interested
in your background and the filth you write? Oh that's
right, since you spew your filth in public, you can't
hold a job. A Seattle detective told us that the only reason
you haven't been sued is that you are worthless and have
nothing. The cops thought you must be on assistance to pay
your electric bill so you could use the computer. Is it true?