Buying gear in US

In article ,
tm wrote:

You are all pantywaists and not even proper easterners either. No one
needs to carry a gun here

Oh yeah? So what are you going to do when you want to kill a man for
snoring too loudly? Poision him? Sheesh, you gotsta be strapped.

and i just bought a tallboy from a vending
machine.

If that vending machine was here in Tennessee, it'd have more bullet
holes than a "deer crossing" sign in the country. You better hope that
vending machine has a double barrel hidden in the back.