Dogs hate 'em, too

VtSkier wrote:
J. Urrrk wrote:

(snip)

Do I hear "RSA Jello Wrestling Challenge?"

I think I do.

So my card has Astro vs. klaus in a steel cage heli match for
the opener. Mary vs. Ant in the second match. Pigo vs. the
english language in the third. Chuck vs Science in a pure
logic only match in the fourth, Jeff vs. his blog in a duelling
hyperlinks match for the the fifth. Jeff Davis vs reality in the
imaginary sixth round. Myself vs French Women's ski team in a
battle royale format for the grand finale, and a special guest
appearance of klaus vs ButtDawg in the "Legends of RSA" round
(that was truly the only flame war worth reading ever.)

Jeez, I feel left out. How 'bout VtSkier vs. Yunlong in a
war of words.

C'mon. Everybody knows that you can't flat-board on jello. Especially
after it's gotten all cut up and tracked out by Throckery and the French
Women's ski team.


By the way, the "Jello" has to be "Jello shots".

Jello Biafra, actually. Did you know he fell on EL once? Serves him
right for wearing skinny ties and listening to wussy british pop music.


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//-Walt
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// There is no Völkl Conspiracy

J. Urrrk wrote:

When I was
in college we thought that skinny ties and punk band buttons
on the lapels of our jackets would lend us the kind of urbane
sophistication necessary to entice members of the opposite
sex into non-virginal activities. The irony is that we
thought ourselves to be so superior to the troglodytes that
blared the Scorpions from the Camaros in order to achieve
the same end.

Now that I'm older and wiser, I can see the error of my ways.
Women really do want to be "rocked like a hurricane" by
balding German heavy metal singers.

And here I thought women liked Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

You mean to tell me I've been suffering through this dreck for nothing?
Say it ain't so!


J. Urrrk, Professional Wingnut.

M. Malmros, Fashion Catastrophe.

J. Urrrk, Loved for his G-String.

Walt, Not into Yoko

"Walt" wrote
VtSkier wrote:
J. Urrrk wrote:

(snip)

Do I hear "RSA Jello Wrestling Challenge?"

I think I do.

So my card has Astro vs. klaus in a steel cage heli match for
the opener. Mary vs. Ant in the second match. Pigo vs. the
english language in the third. Chuck vs Science in a pure
logic only match in the fourth, Jeff vs. his blog in a duelling
hyperlinks match for the the fifth. Jeff Davis vs reality in the
imaginary sixth round. Myself vs French Women's ski team in a
battle royale format for the grand finale, and a special guest
appearance of klaus vs ButtDawg in the "Legends of RSA" round
(that was truly the only flame war worth reading ever.)

Jeez, I feel left out. How 'bout VtSkier vs. Yunlong in a
war of words.

C'mon. Everybody knows that you can't flat-board on jello.
Especially
after it's gotten all cut up and tracked out by Throckery and the
French
Women's ski team.

Damn straight. Stamp out flat boarding, ski all the jello
first. And no discussions of flat boarding, tai chi skiing,
or carbon fiber ki extenders until I get at least five of
them there anatomically correct boobie jello shots.

Not that there's anything wrong with anatomically correct
wiener jello shots, but five of them would be too close to
eating a bowl of dick for me.


By the way, the "Jello" has to be "Jello shots".

Jello Biafra, actually. Did you know he fell on EL once? Serves
him
right for wearing skinny ties and listening to wussy british pop
music.

I was young and thought I knew everything. Now I'm old and know I
know everything.

J. Urrrk, Knowledgable.

"Walt" wrote in message
...
J. Urrrk wrote:


Now that I'm older and wiser, I can see the error of my ways.
Women really do want to be "rocked like a hurricane" by
balding German heavy metal singers.

And here I thought women liked Pina Coladas and getting caught in
the rain.

You mean to tell me I've been suffering through this dreck for
nothing?
Say it ain't so!

There are women that like that sort of thing, but they typically
man the counter at the DMV. NTTAWWT, but enough said, you know?

Besides, Pina Coladas? Sheesh! Who wants to get rocked like a
pina colada? That makes about as much sense as getting shaven
like a mule.



J. Urrrk, Professional Wingnut.

M. Malmros, Fashion Catastrophe.

J. Urrrk, Loved for his G-String.

Walt, Not into Yoko

I'll bet you still like the taste of champagne, even if yoko isn't
exactly "health food."

-J. Urrrk, Were there any other words to that song?

J. Urrrk wrote:

Besides, Pina Coladas? Sheesh! Who wants to get rocked like a
pina colada? That makes about as much sense as getting shaven
like a mule.

Dammit! You've been snooping through my DVD collection again, haven't you?


-J. Urrrk, Were there any other words to that song?

Yes, unfortunately. http://ww2.lafayette.edu/~shuppr/lamusic/pina.htm

And much to my embarrasment, it's YOGA, not YOKO. Sheesh, who knew?

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//-Walt
//
// There is no Völkl Conspiracy