EAT COCK! ( WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2008)

**Dave Cartman** · August 27th 08, 10:21 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

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Armin wrote:

On Aug 27, 12:51*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
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Alan Baker wrote:

Have you noticed that Jeff is not in here backing you up...

**** dude, I'm busy. *The ****ng World Monetary Conference was at Jackson
Lake Lodge last week. *I put the founder of Conservation International on
a plane to Russia so he could save the salmon Monday night.

Score a gig driving cab, Jeff?

Wow, my first simulo-post!

D

**Richard Henry** · August 27th 08, 10:24 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

On Aug 27, 3:19*pm, Armin wrote:
On Aug 27, 12:51*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ,
Alan Baker wrote:

Have you noticed that Jeff is not in here backing you up...

**** dude, I'm busy. *The ****ng World Monetary Conference was at Jackson
Lake Lodge last week. *I put the founder of Conservation International on
a plane to Russia so he could save the salmon Monday night.

Score a gig driving cab, Jeff?

Sounds more like baggage handler.

**Richard Henry** · August 27th 08, 10:25 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

On Aug 27, 2:23*pm, Alan Baker wrote:
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*Richard Henry wrote:

On Aug 27, 12:53*pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article
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Richard Henry wrote:

Jeff knows he is lying, and has enough smarts to not get caught lying
just to back up Mr. Chicken.

I think gettting butt****ed by Marines when you were in the shower pumped
air
into your cranium, swabby. *Don't ever pretend to speak for me again you
seaweed spined piece of ****. *

I stand corrected. *He's not that smart.

Notice he didn't have the spine to actually say that he agrees with
Scott's assessment of the non-event...

So maybe he is that smart.

**Armin** · August 27th 08, 10:49 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

On Aug 27, 3:21*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
Wow, my first simulo-post!

Does is count even if we are in different time zones? ;-)

Armin

**Dave Cartman** · August 27th 08, 10:55 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

In article
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Armin wrote:

On Aug 27, 3:21*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
Wow, my first simulo-post!

Does is count even if we are in different time zones? ;-)

Personally, I think that makes it even more awesome!

Sort of like If
you were stationary and I was traveling at nearly the speed of light
and.. wait, what were we talking about?

**Armin** · August 28th 08, 02:54 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

On Aug 27, 3:55*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article
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*Armin wrote:
On Aug 27, 3:21*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
Wow, my first simulo-post!

Does is count even if we are in different time zones? ;-)

Personally, I think that makes it even more awesome! *Sort of like If
you were stationary and I was traveling at nearly the speed of light
and.. wait, what were we talking about?

I can't remember, but I'm certain the answer is 42.

**BrritSki** · August 28th 08, 07:56 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.skiing.alpine

Jeff Davis wrote:
In article ,
Alan Baker wrote:
Have you noticed that Jeff is not in here backing you up...

**** dude, I'm busy. The ****ng World Monetary Conference was at Jackson
Lake Lodge last week. I put the founder of Conservation International on
a plane to Russia so he could save the salmon Monday night.

Dood I saw you on TV !
Fat old man in spandex shorts and a vest - that was you right ?

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