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Scottee's Last Day On Earth
RIIIIING!
SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the ultimate power in the universe." |
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 18:27:49 -0400, Harry
wrote: RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. So now you have made (another?) death threat! |
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"Alex Heney" wrote in message ... On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 18:27:49 -0400, Harry wrote: RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. So now you have made (another?) death threat! In a world where *anything* is considered a death threat maybe. Just wishing that someone was dead doesn't constitute a threat. You need to communicate that you are willing to help someone towards that end to even get close. Besides, there are undoubtedly more people that share that wish than those that don't. |
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It seems
To me that you're all wondering who is Harry Weiner, heres all the post, replies of such person in this Newsgroup... http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...rch+this+group If there are any legitimate complaints to be filed, than file them to - , just make sure that you also include the above thread and of course?, Harry Weiner's e-mail address - Path: border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.gig anews.com!nntp.giganews.co m!sn-xit-02!sn-xit-12!sn-xit-08!sn-post-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com! not-for-mail From: Harry Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine,alt.war.vietnam Subject: Scottee's Last Day On Earth Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 18:27:49 -0400 Organization: Dogs Playing Poker Message-ID: Reply-To: X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.92/32.572 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: Lines: 37 Xref: number1.nntp.dca.giganews.com rec.skiing.alpine:287860 alt.war.vietnam:559052 |
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, Colonel Jake floated this notion:
It seems To me that you're all wondering who is Harry Weiner, heres all the post, replies of such person in this Newsgroup... http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...rch+this+group If there are any legitimate complaints to be filed, than file them to - , just make sure that you also include the above thread and of course?, Harry Weiner's e-mail address - What happened, did Terd call you a dumbass? [~~~} |
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:57:56 -0700, "Colonel Jake"
wrote: It seems To me that you're all wondering who is Harry Weiner, Don't tell us what we're doing, dumbass. bw |
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Olaf Timandahaff wrote:
What happened, did Terd call you a dumbass? Told him to lose 20 pounds, don't tell him what to do dumbass, and there was something about Hooters. ant |
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, ant floated this notion:
Olaf Timandahaff wrote: What happened, did Terd call you a dumbass? Told him to lose 20 pounds, don't tell him what to do dumbass, and there was something about Hooters. ant Ouch! |
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Colonel Jake wrote:
It seems To me that you're all wondering who is Harry Weiner... Actually, we're wondering who the f*ck is Colonel Jake. Are you a real Colonel? If so, do you know Colonel Klink? Have you ever heard of Captain Crosspost? Do you have any pictures of yourself wearing a white tank-top and orange shorts? -- // Walt // // There is no Volkl Conspiracy |
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Walt wrote:
Colonel Jake wrote: It seems To me that you're all wondering who is Harry Weiner... Actually, we're wondering who the f*ck is Colonel Jake. I was wondering where I can get a real good jelly donut. -- Mary Malmros Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug. |
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