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Old November 18th 04, 03:11 AM
Lucky
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"Dmitry" wrote in message
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"pigo" wrote

Well these days it seems people can't understand how people ski without
a helmet or carve on skis longer than 150. Believe me, it's easy. But I
didn't really sweat that much.

Slacker!


I just know how to dress.


Please share.


It wouldn't do any good.
you've already shown you don't have what it takes to understand plain
english.


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Old November 18th 04, 04:01 AM
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Lucky wrote:

"pigo" wrote in message
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"Dmitry" wrote in message
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I don't really understand how one can survive the entire day on elevation
close or above 10K feet in dry cold air sweating like crazy without
constant
use of a camelbak.


Well these days it seems people can't understand how people ski without a
helmet or carve on skis longer than 150. Believe me, it's easy. But I
didn't really sweat that much.


I'm curious as to what Dmitry does understand.
I've never needed a camelback. but then again a couple runs to the lodge
during the day cover that.


I remember not skiing with a "hydration system". Yeah. The good ole
days. We don't need no stinkin water. Water is for pussies. And just
taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.

Ahhhh... to be older and wiser. I don't have a Camelbak but I do use a
reservior in my pack. But I eat on the hill and **** in the trees, so I
rarely get into the lodge unless I am meeting someone. Waste of time,
ya know.

Remember when the cyclists didn't carry water because of the extra
weight? Until the boys from Italy started kicking everyone's butt when
they carried multiple bottles of water. Then everyone started wising up
and realizing that hydration was the key to endurance and recovery.

Most days I try to ski to my potential and beyond. Water is part of
that formula. I understand those that don't take advantage of an easy
way to increase your performance (only gapers use Camelbaks, ya know)
but don't kid yourself by posturing about not needing water. If you are
the cool's cool and hydration keeps you from being frosty, okay. For
those that are trying to give yourself an edge, get yourself some water.

RAC

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Old November 18th 04, 06:47 AM
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"rosco" wrote in message
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Lucky wrote:

"pigo" wrote in message
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"Dmitry" wrote in message
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I don't really understand how one can survive the entire day on
elevation
close or above 10K feet in dry cold air sweating like crazy without
constant
use of a camelbak.

Well these days it seems people can't understand how people ski without a
helmet or carve on skis longer than 150. Believe me, it's easy. But I
didn't really sweat that much.


I'm curious as to what Dmitry does understand.
I've never needed a camelback. but then again a couple runs to the lodge
during the day cover that.

I remember not skiing with a "hydration system". Yeah. The good ole
days. We don't need no stinkin water. Water is for pussies.


Water is for pussies.
Try a smooth ale.

And just
taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.


What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?

Ahhhh... to be older and wiser. I don't have a Camelbak but I do use a
reservior in my pack. But I eat on the hill and **** in the trees, so I
rarely get into the lodge unless I am meeting someone. Waste of time, ya
know.

sure that makes seanse, what wasthat other pschyobabble all about ?

the cyclists didn't carry water because of the extra
weight? Until the boys from Italy started kicking everyone's butt when
they carried multiple bottles of water. Then everyone started wising up
and realizing that hydration was the key to endurance and recovery.



Sounds like a competition.
Blow that were out here to make some turns.

that formula. I understand those that don't take advantage of an easy way
to increase your performance


Dude your lost.
try a viagra commercial.
skiers don't perform , we ski and forget the rest.
sex and stamina cum later EG

(only gapers use Camelbaks, ya know)
but don't kid yourself by posturing about not needing water. If you are
the cool's cool and hydration keeps you from being frosty, okay. For
those that are trying to give yourself an edge, get yourself some water.


cools cool. weren't they at the AMA ?


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Old November 18th 04, 10:53 PM
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Lucky wrote:

"rosco" wrote:


And just
taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.


What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?


A JD (Juris Doctor) is a lawyer. If you want to suck on one, I guess
that's your business. HTH. HAND.

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had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt."
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Old November 19th 04, 06:07 AM
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days. We don't need no stinkin water. Water is for pussies.


Water is for pussies.
Try a smooth ale.

And just

taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.



What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?


JD. Jack Daniels.

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Old November 19th 04, 06:55 AM
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The Real Bev wrote:
Lucky wrote:

"rosco" wrote:



And just

taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.


What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?



A JD (Juris Doctor) is a lawyer. If you want to suck on one, I guess
that's your business. HTH. HAND.

Bev, Bev, Beverly. And I thought you were such the party girl. The
disappointment flows from my heart like Jagermeister at 40 below.

Jack Daniel's Sourmash Whiskey, my dear, is what a barkeep will pour if
you order JD.

RAC

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Old November 19th 04, 03:19 PM
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rosco wrote:



The Real Bev wrote:

Lucky wrote:

"rosco" wrote:




And just

taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.


What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?




A JD (Juris Doctor) is a lawyer. If you want to suck on one, I guess
that's your business. HTH. HAND.

Bev, Bev, Beverly. And I thought you were such the party girl. The
disappointment flows from my heart like Jagermeister at 40 below.


She may or may not be a party girl, but clearly she's no lady!

Careful, Bev, next you'll be using the f-word, thereby discrediting
anything you might ever have to say in the future the teaching of
skiing to children. People, excuse me, ladies, excuse me, _females_ who
have ever used the f-word, anywhere, clearly know nothing about
teaching skiing to children.

--
Mary Malmros
Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug.

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Old November 19th 04, 03:42 PM
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Mary Malmros wrote:
rosco wrote:


Bev, Bev, Beverly. And I thought you were such the party girl. The
disappointment flows from my heart like Jagermeister at 40 below.


She may or may not be a party girl, but clearly she's no lady!


Right. You know the definition of a lady: a woman who doesn't smoke,
doesn't drink, and only curses when it slips out.

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Old November 19th 04, 11:53 PM
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Mary Malmros wrote:

rosco wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:

Lucky wrote:

"rosco" wrote:

And just
taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.

What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?

A JD (Juris Doctor) is a lawyer. If you want to suck on one, I guess
that's your business. HTH. HAND.

Bev, Bev, Beverly. And I thought you were such the party girl. The
disappointment flows from my heart like Jagermeister at 40 below.


Well, I had some Bailey's at my mom's a few weeks ago. Does that ease
your pain, or do I have to finish the bottle and vomit on my shoes? I
once vomited in the gutter, but that was a long time ago and besides,
the Frenchman who accused me of speaking French like a Dutchman is dead.

She may or may not be a party girl, but clearly she's no lady!


Does the monthly lunch with some friends and their mothers count as a
party? Or anything involving a cake with fewer than 20 candles?

Careful, Bev, next you'll be using the f-word, thereby discrediting
anything you might ever have to say in the future the teaching of
skiing to children. People, excuse me, ladies, excuse me, _females_ who
have ever used the f-word, anywhere, clearly know nothing about
teaching skiing to children.


Well, I've heard the f-word used, but I don't know what it means! I
gave my big grandspawn (16 at the time) a few hints after his first
snowboard lesson based on what I've read here, and he managed to stay up
without falling for a few hundred yards. ****in' A! Did I say that
right?

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Bev
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"The federal government has taken too much tax money from the
people, too much authority from the states, and too much liberty
with the Constitution." -- Ronald Reagan
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Old November 20th 04, 01:34 AM
Mary Malmros
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The Real Bev wrote:

Mary Malmros wrote:

rosco wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:


Lucky wrote:


"rosco" wrote:

And just

taking a pull off the JD in the am on the way to the lifts was the best
way to deal with a hangover.

What the hell is a JD ?
and what are you sucking on ?

A JD (Juris Doctor) is a lawyer. If you want to suck on one, I guess
that's your business. HTH. HAND.


Bev, Bev, Beverly. And I thought you were such the party girl. The
disappointment flows from my heart like Jagermeister at 40 below.



Well, I had some Bailey's at my mom's a few weeks ago. Does that ease
your pain, or do I have to finish the bottle and vomit on my shoes? I
once vomited in the gutter, but that was a long time ago and besides,
the Frenchman who accused me of speaking French like a Dutchman is dead.


She may or may not be a party girl, but clearly she's no lady!



Does the monthly lunch with some friends and their mothers count as a
party? Or anything involving a cake with fewer than 20 candles?


Not "lunch", Bev -- ladies call it "luncheon", and if there aren't
watercress sandwiches, it don't qualify.

Careful, Bev, next you'll be using the f-word, thereby discrediting
anything you might ever have to say in the future the teaching of
skiing to children. People, excuse me, ladies, excuse me, _females_ who
have ever used the f-word, anywhere, clearly know nothing about
teaching skiing to children.



Well, I've heard the f-word used, but I don't know what it means! I
gave my big grandspawn (16 at the time) a few hints after his first
snowboard lesson based on what I've read here, and he managed to stay up
without falling for a few hundred yards. ****in' A! Did I say that
right?


Yeah, so forget the watercress sandwiches. I hear they really suck,
anyway.

--
Mary Malmros
Some days you're the windshield, other days you're the bug.

 




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