"Let me entertain you!"

Just seems to be the essence of so many of the threads in this particular
newsgroup. It makes funny and entertaining reading, but it surely makes me
wonder, if there really is a future in any of this here. It certainly
confirms and strenghtens a lot of European prejudice against short-tempered,
trigger-happy Murricans, a lot of loose cannons with extremely short fuses,
filled with road rage, trail rage, track rage, slope rage, race rage, muslim
rage, and any other imaginable kind of rage. Maybe you should just introduce
mandatory doping control on your slopes? There seems to be too much anabolic
steroids, strange substances and handguns floating around in your ski areas,
particularly dangerous in combination with each other. "Where have all the
flowers gone?" Any ski-by shooting in your slopes lately?