Enjoyable day.

Walt wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:
Walt wrote:

The Real Bev wrote:
Walt wrote:
The Real Bev wrote:
Walt wrote:
The Real Bev wrote:

OTOH, you don't have to pay sales tax on stuff you steal.

But you do have to pay income tax on the value of the things you
steal.

Did the victim issue you a 1099?

But, of course. To not do so would be *dishonest*.

The only alternative is to do a W2, but for some reason they really
push back about paying their share of FICA. Cheap *******s.

I don't think a casual thief could be considered a W2 employee unless
he repeated the theft on a more or less regular basis under the
direction of the employer,

Good point. The last thing I'd want is somebody telling me what I can
steal from them and when I have to steal it. Might as well get a job
if I'm going to be micromanaged like that.

Not to mention the overtime.

Overtime is pretty straightforward. You just steal 50% more stuff, or
twice as much if it's a Sunday. No problemo.

Hrm. So if you and the fence can come to some sort of agreement you can cover
each other and both sleep late on weekends.

The hard part is managing sick days. "Sorry, but I'm not feeling well
enough to come steal from you today, can you bring your plasma screen
TV and your jewelery over to my house this afternoon?" It's amazing how
uncooperative they can be - unsympathetic too, what with me being under
the weather and all. Some people just have no sense of common decency.

Again, the fence is your friend. Perhaps he can pick the stuff up himself and
split the difference with you. I don't think that he'll cut you out of the
loop permanently -- if fences wanted to be thieves they wouldn't have offices.

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A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:

On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:45:25 -0400, Walt
wrote this crap:

Overtime is pretty straightforward. You just steal 50% more stuff, or
twice as much if it's a Sunday. No problemo.

The hard part is managing sick days. "Sorry, but I'm not feeling well
enough to come steal from you today, can you bring your plasma screen
TV and your jewelery over to my house this afternoon?" It's amazing how
uncooperative they can be - unsympathetic too, what with me being under
the weather and all. Some people just have no sense of common decency.

Speaking of common decency, it's absolutely wrong to steal. There is
no honor in sneaking into someone's house and taking his hard earned
goods.

Of course it's a rotten job, like gathering night soil, but somebody has to do
it. Especially now, when the economy needs stimuli. How many people would go
out and buy a new 52" flat-screen TV if they still had the 42" one that the
thief got? These are hard times, and the idea of honor must be somewhat elastic.

The way of the warrior is looting, pillaging and plundering. When
treasure is acquired during acts of war or terror it is perfectly
acceptable and expected that you keep it. To leave treasure behind to
the scavengers who follow would be dishonorable.

Yes, but it is given that all may be warriors or their minions. If it weren't
for workers and accountants there would be no treasure to loot or pillage, not
to mention plunder. The accountants cause less treasure to be available, but
they, like lawyers, perform a more or less essential service. They tell us
this all the time so it must be so.

And it's wrong to keep all the treasure to yourself. All the loot
should be shared amongst the warriors, and a portion set aside for
distribution among the poor. (Preferably a dollar at a time while
sitting at the tip rail.)

This is the function of the American tax system, but it assumes the warriors
can take care of themselves.

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The Real Bev wrote:

Yes, but it is given that all may be warriors or their minions.

"It is NOT given..." Sorry.

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On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:12:40 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:


"You can make a signature quote seem authoritative by
attributing it to a famous person." --- Sun Tzu


You never read Sun Tzu.

And I'll bet you that that quote isn't even in his book.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:09:51 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:


Speaking of common decency, it's absolutely wrong to steal. There is
no honor in sneaking into someone's house and taking his hard earned
goods.

Of course it's a rotten job, like gathering night soil, but somebody has to do

What the hell is, "night soil,"? And why would you want it?

it. Especially now, when the economy needs stimuli. How many people would go
out and buy a new 52" flat-screen TV if they still had the 42" one that the
thief got? These are hard times, and the idea of honor must be somewhat elastic.

That must make the Chinese very happy.


The way of the warrior is looting, pillaging and plundering. When
treasure is acquired during acts of war or terror it is perfectly
acceptable and expected that you keep it. To leave treasure behind to
the scavengers who follow would be dishonorable.

Yes, but it is given that all may be warriors or their minions. If it weren't
for workers and accountants there would be no treasure to loot or pillage, not
to mention plunder. The accountants cause less treasure to be available, but
they, like lawyers, perform a more or less essential service. They tell us
this all the time so it must be so.

They lie. They have no honor. Kill them all. And burn their village
TO THE GROUND.

And it's wrong to keep all the treasure to yourself. All the loot
should be shared amongst the warriors, and a portion set aside for
distribution among the poor. (Preferably a dollar at a time while
sitting at the tip rail.)

This is the function of the American tax system, but it assumes the warriors
can take care of themselves.

When dealing with the tax system, have a sword in one hand and a sack
of gold in the other. If the accountant wants the gold, give him the
sword.

AND BURN HIS VILLAGE TO THE GROUND.

And vote for Palin-Arnold in 2012.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:41:57 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

What the hell is, "night soil,"? And why would you want it?

http:/org/wiki/Nigso

You didn't answer the question. You posted some crapola that crashed
my computer, dumbass.

When dealing with the tax system, have a sword in one hand and a sack
of gold in the other. If the accountant wants the gold, give him the
sword.

Somebody tried something like that in Oklahoma City. Not a success, the
federal government is still around.

Be careful when going up against the US government. They are backed
up with the mightiest army in the history of the planet. I know. I
trained them to be the best. And I taught them to train others to be
the best. And i still teach leadership.

And on Thursday morning I had the best golf game ever. I hit a forty
foot putt to just six inches from the cup. BOOOO-YAH.

Now I'm off to the yacht club where I will remind everyone to vote for
Palin-Ahhhhnold in 2012.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:

On Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:41:57 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

What the hell is, "night soil,"? And why would you want it?

http:/org/wiki/Nigso

Bad quote; if you look at MY message, the URL was correct:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_soil

You didn't answer the question. You posted some crapola that crashed
my computer, dumbass.

I suggest that you loot a new computer, or perhaps a computer instructor.
Should you be inexplicably unable to click, night soil is human fecal matter
gathered by the gatherers of night soil to treat (or not) and spread on the
fields as fertilizer.

When dealing with the tax system, have a sword in one hand and a sack
of gold in the other. If the accountant wants the gold, give him the
sword.

Somebody tried something like that in Oklahoma City. Not a success, the
federal government is still around.

Be careful when going up against the US government. They are backed
up with the mightiest army in the history of the planet.

Duh.

I know. I
trained them to be the best. And I taught them to train others to be
the best. And i still teach leadership.

And on Thursday morning I had the best golf game ever. I hit a forty
foot putt to just six inches from the cup. BOOOO-YAH.

Second place is first loser.

Now I'm off to the yacht club where I will remind everyone to vote for
Palin-Ahhhhnold in 2012.

Don't they get tired of hearing that?

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-- Lionel

On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:48:17 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:


What the hell is, "night soil,"? And why would you want it?

http:/org/wiki/Nigso

Bad quote; if you look at MY message, the URL was correct:
http://en.wikiorg/wiki/Night_soil


So what?

You didn't answer the question. You posted some crapola that crashed
my computer, dumbass.

I suggest that you loot a new computer, or perhaps a computer instructor.
Should you be inexplicably unable to click, night soil is human fecal matter
gathered by the gatherers of night soil to treat (or not) and spread on the
fields as fertilizer.

Yuck. I'm now glad that my computer didn't actually go to that site,
dumbass.

I didn't need to know that crap. That crap. That crap. Dumbass.


Be careful when going up against the US government. They are backed
up with the mightiest army in the history of the planet.

Duh.

I know. I
trained them to be the best. And I taught them to train others to be
the best. And i still teach leadership.

And on Thursday morning I had the best golf game ever. I hit a forty
foot putt to just six inches from the cup. BOOOO-YAH.

Second place is first loser.

Booo-Yah. You never sank a forty foot putt. To be the best, and
train others to be their best. That's what leadership is all about.


Now I'm off to the yacht club where I will remind everyone to vote for
Palin-Ahhhhnold in 2012.

Don't they get tired of hearing that?

Never. Do you think they get tired of looting, plundering, and
pillaging?

And they never get tired of hearing about leadership. Be the best and
tell others to be their best. That's leadership.

And remember to vote for palin-Ahhnold in 2012, dumbass.





A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me

On Jul 18, 5:35*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:

And on Thursday morning I had the best golf game ever. *I hit a forty
foot putt to just six inches from the cup. * BOOOO-YAH.

Amateur. I hit a 6-inch putt to within 40 feet of the cup.

On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:13:00 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

On Jul 18, 5:35*am, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:

And on Thursday morning I had the best golf game ever. *I hit a forty
foot putt to just six inches from the cup. * BOOOO-YAH.

Amateur. I hit a 6-inch putt to within 40 feet of the cup.

Well I shall raise a flagon of mead to the master,

dumbass. I shall be sailing Sunday, and golfing on Monday. boo-yah!

And remember to vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012. boo-yah.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me