Schattie: A challenge.

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twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 25, 10:06 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
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twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times,
and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last
winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are
better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

On Jul 26, 7:55 am, Alan Baker wrote:
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twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 9:47 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 3:50 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 16, 5:24 am, bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:26:43 +1000, "ant"

wrote:
pigo wrote:
On Jul 15, 4:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,

Suzieflame wrote:

So you can't touch your toes?

Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll have
him
touch his toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and
quit
lying on Usenet. --
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted
trouble-maker."

Why don't you let us know what parts you think are lies. We can
back
up everything with his own statements. Having conducted most of
his
self promotion on usenet it's all there for all to see. I'm
getting
more and more convinced that you and he are that same.

Nope. He's a truly gifted trouble maker, and he's found rich
pickings
on
RSA.

I'd expect a "truly gifted" troublemaker to go somewhere a little
more
challenging. They don't run the downhill on the green runs,
y'know...

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Hell, we ran a downhill on green runs and blue runs at Whistler...

..because that's all you can ski, but more importantly...

...weren't you leaving?

Lie some more, Alan. Weren't you just leaving to see a psychiatrist?

Nope.

I've never needed one.

I've never needed to be hit with any restraining orders.

I've never needed help to deal with a substance abuse issue.

I've just led my life, had good friends and generally paid my own way.

Pity you can't say the same.

Alan, I am sane. You are insane. Pity you can't say that. You're a
sick stalking wack job freak. I bet you've had restraining orders and
have frequently dealt with the police, Alan, and I am certain you have
been involved in the Canadian mental health system. Freaks like you
have problems, Alan. This kind of behavior can't be confined to the
web.

Then you'd bet wrong.

The only times I've been involved with the police are for traffic
tickets.

You're a pathological liar and a truly pathetic freak. Get help.
Stop stalking me. Stop making up ludicrous lies about me.
You made up the whopper that I had given my "word" that I was leaving.
Apologize. Outright lie. Failing to acknowledge that lie proves you
are insane.

Nope. You said you were leaving. That's your word, Scottie.

You are insane. Get help. When caught lying, you try to impose your
insane definitions on me. Crazy. Never gave you my word. Period.
Never promised you, period. And I am leaving. Tomorrow.
You've tried to make me out as a liar, and that is an insane lie. Go
**** yourself, freak. Or show up, stalker, and I will cure you of
stalking. The hard way.

On Jul 26, 7:56 am, Alan Baker wrote:
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twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 10:06 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times,
and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last
winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are
better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world. Your
insane lies are defamatory and actionable. You get the thrill of
stalking without the risk of getting your sick, cowardly ass stomped.
How dickless. Typical of this ********.
You're a stalker, freak. Now go **** yourself.

In article . com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 26, 7:55 am, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,



twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 9:47 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 3:50 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 16, 5:24 am, bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:26:43 +1000, "ant"

wrote:
pigo wrote:
On Jul 15, 4:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,

Suzieflame wrote:

So you can't touch your toes?

Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll
have
him
touch his toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and
quit
lying on Usenet. --
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly
gifted
trouble-maker."

Why don't you let us know what parts you think are lies. We
can
back
up everything with his own statements. Having conducted most
of
his
self promotion on usenet it's all there for all to see. I'm
getting
more and more convinced that you and he are that same.

Nope. He's a truly gifted trouble maker, and he's found rich
pickings
on
RSA.

I'd expect a "truly gifted" troublemaker to go somewhere a
little
more
challenging. They don't run the downhill on the green runs,
y'know...

bw- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hell, we ran a downhill on green runs and blue runs at
Whistler...

..because that's all you can ski, but more importantly...

...weren't you leaving?

Lie some more, Alan. Weren't you just leaving to see a psychiatrist?

Nope.

I've never needed one.

I've never needed to be hit with any restraining orders.

I've never needed help to deal with a substance abuse issue.

I've just led my life, had good friends and generally paid my own way.

Pity you can't say the same.

Alan, I am sane. You are insane. Pity you can't say that. You're a
sick stalking wack job freak. I bet you've had restraining orders and
have frequently dealt with the police, Alan, and I am certain you have
been involved in the Canadian mental health system. Freaks like you
have problems, Alan. This kind of behavior can't be confined to the
web.

Then you'd bet wrong.

The only times I've been involved with the police are for traffic
tickets.

You're a pathological liar and a truly pathetic freak. Get help.
Stop stalking me. Stop making up ludicrous lies about me.
You made up the whopper that I had given my "word" that I was leaving.
Apologize. Outright lie. Failing to acknowledge that lie proves you
are insane.

Nope. You said you were leaving. That's your word, Scottie.

You are insane. Get help. When caught lying, you try to impose your
insane definitions on me. Crazy. Never gave you my word. Period.
Never promised you, period. And I am leaving. Tomorrow.

So do we *now* have your word, Scotty?

You've tried to make me out as a liar, and that is an insane lie. Go
**** yourself, freak. Or show up, stalker, and I will cure you of
stalking. The hard way.

You know where I live. Give me a call the next time you're driving
through Vancouver.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

In article . com,
twobuddha wrote:

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL


Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world. Your
insane lies are defamatory and actionable. You get the thrill of
stalking without the risk of getting your sick, cowardly ass stomped.
How dickless. Typical of this ********.
You're a stalker, freak. Now go **** yourself.

Usenet *is* the real world, but replying to you here is no more stalking
you than replying to you if you kept showing up in a coffee shop that a
group of people frequented and started spouting off.

If you come where discussion and replies are the expected practice and
you can leave whenever you want (and *ignore* whatever you want) then it
isn't stalking when someone replies to you.

This isn't your private space. No one is following you around. You don't
have the right to decide who replies to you and who doesn't.

Funny, but I'd have thought a sane person would understand these things
without needing to be told.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

On Jul 26, 12:50 pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 26, 7:56 am, Alan Baker wrote:





In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 10:06 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times,
and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last
winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are
better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world. Your
insane lies are defamatory and actionable. You get the thrill of
stalking without the risk of getting your sick, cowardly ass stomped.
How dickless. Typical of this ********.
You're a stalker, freak. Now go **** yourself.

"...actionable...ass stomped..."

Which is it?

On Jul 26, 12:10 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,



twobuddha wrote:
Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL

Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world. Your
insane lies are defamatory and actionable. You get the thrill of
stalking without the risk of getting your sick, cowardly ass stomped.
How dickless. Typical of this ********.
You're a stalker, freak. Now go **** yourself.

Usenet *is* the real world, but replying to you here is no more stalking
you than replying to you if you kept showing up in a coffee shop that a
group of people frequented and started spouting off.

If you acted like this in a coffee shop, you'd get your ass kicked and
get arrested.
You are insane.

If you come where discussion and replies are the expected practice and
you can leave whenever you want (and *ignore* whatever you want) then it
isn't stalking when someone replies to you.

You're stalking me, freak.

This isn't your private space. No one is following you around. You don't
have the right to decide who replies to you and who doesn't.

I have the right to object to stalking freaks, gross lies, and insane
wackos who harass me.

Funny, but I'd have thought a sane person would understand these things
without needing to be told.

Alan, I do understand your insanity. You just proved it again. Come
pull your bull**** in my coffee shop and see what happens to you,
freak.
Now go **** yourself, wack job.

On Jul 26, 2:25 pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Jul 26, 12:50 pm, twobuddha wrote:



On Jul 26, 7:56 am, Alan Baker wrote:

In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 10:06 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times,
and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last
winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are
better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world. Your
insane lies are defamatory and actionable. You get the thrill of
stalking without the risk of getting your sick, cowardly ass stomped.
How dickless. Typical of this ********.
You're a stalker, freak. Now go **** yourself.

"...actionable...ass stomped..."

Which is it?

Come find out, stalker.

In article . com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 26, 12:10 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,



twobuddha wrote:
Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your
word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional,
then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless,
nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Probably right, Alan. Like YOU lack the willpower to stop stalking
me, stop lying about me, stop being an asshole, and go to a
psychiatrist.

I've never stalked you. Any time you want to stop reading my *replies*,
you can.

Read the sentence, Alan. I stayed away. For a short time. Now I'm
punching buttons, and watching you show yourself for the dickless,
nutless, ridiculous asshole you are.

LOL

Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world. Your
insane lies are defamatory and actionable. You get the thrill of
stalking without the risk of getting your sick, cowardly ass stomped.
How dickless. Typical of this ********.
You're a stalker, freak. Now go **** yourself.

Usenet *is* the real world, but replying to you here is no more stalking
you than replying to you if you kept showing up in a coffee shop that a
group of people frequented and started spouting off.

If you acted like this in a coffee shop, you'd get your ass kicked and
get arrested.

I'd get arrested for having a conversation?

You are insane.

Riiiiight.


If you come where discussion and replies are the expected practice and
you can leave whenever you want (and *ignore* whatever you want) then it
isn't stalking when someone replies to you.

You're stalking me, freak.

I'm replying to you, Scotty. Any time you want, you can choose to ignore
me.


This isn't your private space. No one is following you around. You don't
have the right to decide who replies to you and who doesn't.

I have the right to object to stalking freaks, gross lies, and insane
wackos who harass me.

Yes, you do. What does that have to do with me replying to you in a
public forum?


Funny, but I'd have thought a sane person would understand these things
without needing to be told.

Alan, I do understand your insanity. You just proved it again. Come
pull your bull**** in my coffee shop and see what happens to you,
freak.

If by "pull my ****" you mean reply to statements made in the manner
expected, sure. The next time I'm in Seattle.

:-)

Now go **** yourself, wack job.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

Bull****. You are stalking me. Usenet is the real world.

Scott your years of chanting infantile insults on the internet has
removed you from what would otherwise be considered ''reality''.

When you post on Usenet, like I am doing now, you are inviting others
to respond to you. If you dont want people responding to you, simply
open up Microsoft Word, and just type "You're insane. Get Help" until
the pain in your wrists forces you to go to bed.

Otherwise, we're simply going by the innate rules of conversing. One
person talks, the other responds.

It's not stalking. And people who choose not to tell your their names
are not ''Lieing". It's simply NOT the definition of the word. I
know these seems obvious, but your countless misuses of ''stalking''
and ''lieing'' beg for this clarification.