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Of course there is a God.



 
 
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Old April 18th 07, 02:19 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
clarencedarrow
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Default Of course there is a God.

God was getting very angry at people using curse words. He told a
prophet the next curse word you use I will send you a physical example
to curse mankind for 3 generations. The prophet exclaimed
"MOTHER****ER!" Scott Abraham was born the next day.

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Old April 23rd 07, 12:41 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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I agree.
God sent me here to curse you, dumb****.
**** yourself, freak. God told me to say that to you.

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God was getting very angry at people using curse words. He told a
prophet the next curse word you use I will send you a physical example
to curse mankind for 3 generations. The prophet exclaimed
"MOTHER****ER!" Scott Abraham was born the next day.



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Old April 23rd 07, 12:59 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Apr 22, 8:41 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
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I already said that, moron. Can you say anything without plagiarizing
someone else as with your war heroism.
Gawd, are you stooooopid!

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Old April 23rd 07, 01:22 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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You truly are insane. I think you really believe your own lies, and the
lies of your fellow freaks. I pity you. You need help. Seek a true God, a
God of forgiveness and understanding, who can heal you from your delusions.
In the meantime, **** yourself, you insane stalking dickless freak.

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On Apr 22, 8:41 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
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I already said that, moron. Can you say anything without plagiarizing
someone else as with your war heroism.
Gawd, are you stooooopid!



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Old April 23rd 07, 03:28 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dick G
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Default Of course there is a God.

On Apr 22, 9:22 pm, "Two Buddha" wrote:
You truly are insane. I think you really believe your own lies, and the
lies of your fellow freaks. I pity you. You need help. Seek a true God, a
God of forgiveness and understanding, who can heal you from your delusions.
In the meantime, **** yourself, you insane stalking dickless freak.

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On Apr 22, 8:41 pm, "Felonius ****" wrote:
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I already said that, moron. Can you say anything without plagiarizing
someone else as with your war heroism.
Gawd, are you stooooopid!- Hide quoted text -


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Scott, does your Rabbi know what you did to your dog?

 




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