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On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 7:32:38 PM UTC-4, Harvard Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me wrote: Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy: Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through. A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string of sausages. Schattie's asshole is so stretched out, he uses a tunnel boring machine as a dildo! |
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On Sun, 19 Aug 2018 18:08:54 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote: On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 4:32:38 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote: On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me wrote: Heres another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy: Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through. A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string of sausages. You freaks do know that you are just making yourself look stupid, don't you? You do know, eh? Holy ****, what a bunch of idiotic dumb****s! Surprised you got out of junior high. If you did. I got two degrees from Harvard, and another from Dartmouth. What do you got? On my secret island base with six castaways, they call me, "The Professor." After years on newsgroups, you still don't even know what, "Word Wrap," is. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "We don't do curtains.”
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On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:26:24 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote: Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "We don't do curtains. Trunky is so fat that one time he was pulled over by the police, and was given a ticket for exceeding the load limit. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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On Tue, 21 Aug 2018 21:04:00 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote: On Tuesday, August 21, 2018 at 6:56:48 AM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote: On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:26:24 -0700 (PDT), Me wrote: Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "We don't do curtains. Trunky is so fat that one time he was pulled over by the police, and was given a ticket for exceeding the load limit. You idiots can't fool me. Obviously, you are having a competition to prove which one of you is the biggest dumb****. Continues. Too late. You won. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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Scott is so fat, when he lies on the beach Greenpeace tries to push him back in the water.
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On Monday, August 27, 2018 at 2:28:58 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
Jackson, Big Sky, etc, and unless I get weird and want to ski local, won't Guess you lost your access to free Crystal tickets, huh? |
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