"There's a Texan on the road ..."

in article K2t%b.1470$h23.1094@fed1read06, Richard Henry at
wrote on 2/26/04 12:55 PM:


"scottabe" wrote in message
...
No need for me to worry that YOU
are going to try to kill me or put me in prison.

What were you saying about real men not blowing things out of proportion?
Sage advice, I must admit.


What I was saying about real men not stalking, lying ot the cops, and
encouraging others to commit crimes? Safe advice for me to give you, I must
admit.

Speaking of prison, it's day 2, and I'm still not in jail. Remember this?
"We have the proof we needed. You're going to jail, Henry.
Where you belong. For very real crimes you have committed."

Patience, asshole. Gonna take some time. In the meantime, stop stalking
and stop lying and stop encouraging others to commit crimes. Just a little
sage advice.

I even had to go to the Post Office today to pick up a certified letter. I
thought it might be from you or your minions. Nothing to worry about; it
was just from the IRS.

Minions. He's gonna love that. Post forwarded.
Not to worry. When the time comes, we'll serve you in person. Make sure
not to give the IRS all your money, you're gonna need some.

scottabe wrote:

You're on my list, wacko.

As some day it may happen my tormentors may be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of the rsa offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!

All small, slow, female skiers with whom I like to race
Those guys I like to scream at that I'd never dare to face
And everyone who trolls me and whose posts I can't resist
And those who post politely, who make me look quite ****ed
And all the dweebs who won't reply, whose words Bert cannot twist
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be
missed.

All those whose homes I stayed in, whose fences I have trashed
Repaid with meals on 2-for-1 (I never carry cash)
The 6 foot, stacked, imaginary, grrls that I have kissed
Bobaloob, Al Weinstein and my friends who don't exist
Those guys on other forums who think boys should not be brissed
I don't think they'd be missed--I'm sure they'd not be missed!
CHORUS. He's got them on the list--he's got them on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed--I'm sure they'll not be
missed!

All those who quote my own words like some deranged archivist
And make me look both stupid and a serial fantasist
Those guys who never show at meets, but film me from the hall
The freaks who give me numbers, but deny me when I call
All those who carve their turns with style or like to ski off piste
All rsa except for me should be upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

"scottabe" wrote in message
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When the time comes, we'll serve you in person.

Who are you going to serve? Where?

in article s9u%b.1490$h23.1430@fed1read06, Richard Henry at
wrote on 2/26/04 2:10 PM:


"scottabe" wrote in message
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When the time comes, we'll serve you in person.

Who are you going to serve? Where?


Geez, I thought you just gave us your address and you claim to be posting
under your real name. Or did you lie?
We've got somebody working on that. And a traitor in your ranks. Or should
I say a decent, ethical, fair minded, law abiding decent human being who got
sick and tired of being an asshole.
Unlike you.
See ya soon, asshole.

in article , BrritSki at wrote
on 2/26/04 2:10 PM:


scottabe wrote:

You're on my list, wacko.

As some day it may happen my tormentors may be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of the rsa offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!

The world would not miss a pathological stalking liar and criminal like you,
that's for damn sure.

All small, slow, female skiers with whom I like to race

You mean psychopaths who challenge me to a race and then threaten my life
when I beat them? Otherwise known as Anthea Kerrison? Who is hardly small.
Her ass is the size of Tasmania.

Those guys I like to scream at that I'd never dare to face

Anytime, asshole. Whooooops. Called on your lie to the cops and a judge
again. If I'm scared to face you, why did you lie to a cop and tell them
that you were scared of coming to the states?
Caught lying again, asshole.

And everyone who trolls me and whose posts I can't resist
And those who post politely, who make me look quite ****ed

This isn't polite. This is defamation, asshole.

And all the dweebs who won't reply, whose words Bert cannot twist
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

Bert tells the truth, you lie. Translation: twist.

All those whose homes I stayed in, whose fences I have trashed

Outright lie.

Repaid with meals on 2-for-1 (I never carry cash)

Outright lie.

The 6 foot, stacked, imaginary, grrls that I have kissed

The truth, for once.

Bobaloob, Al Weinstein and my friends who don't exist

Outright lie.

Those guys on other forums who think boys should not be brissed

Stalking again, wacko? Oooops, forgot. When I disagree with you, like that
other sick ****, you think it is perfectly appropriate to falsely accuse me
of being a child molester.

I don't think they'd be missed--I'm sure they'd not be missed!
CHORUS. He's got them on the list--he's got them on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed--I'm sure they'll not be
missed!

The world would be a far better place without you and your fellow
terrorists. I agree.

All those who quote my own words like some deranged archivist
And make me look both stupid and a serial fantasist

Make me look like a very smart, ethical, moral, truth telling man. Unlike
you. We've got YOUR words, which make you look like a felon and a
pathological liar. Witness this post.

Those guys who never show at meets, but film me from the hall

No hall at Chubasco. You simply don't show

The freaks who give me numbers, but deny me when I call

You mean people who lie about their names and locations?

All those who carve their turns with style or like to ski off piste
All rsa except for me should be upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

I agree. Vanish from the face of the earth. You will not be missed. Not
by any decent human being.

BrritSki wrote:

scottabe wrote:

You're on my list, wacko.

As some day it may happen my tormentors may be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of the rsa offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!

Super! Can you sing? Can you make mp3s?

--
Cheers,
Bev
================================================== ========
"The last thing you want is for somebody to commit suicide
before executing them."
-Gary Deland, former Utah director for corrections

The Real Bev wrote:

BrritSki wrote:

scottabe wrote:

You're on my list, wacko.

As some day it may happen my tormentors may be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of the rsa offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!

Super! Can you sing? Can you make mp3s?

Grazie.

We're rehearsing for the next Invasion - you should see who we've got
lined up for 3 little girls from school.

scottabe wrote:
You mean psychopaths who challenge me to a race and then threaten my
life when I beat them? Otherwise known as Anthea Kerrison? Who is
hardly small. Her ass is the size of Tasmania.

Hey Scottie, last time you mentioned her ass (you seem to have a fixation)
you said it was the size of New South Wales. Big difference: so which is it?

"scottabe" wrote in message
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Geez, I thought you just gave us your address and you claim to be posting
under your real name. Or did you lie?

Now remember, I'm the one that alsway says that I'm me. You're the one that
says I'm not. If you're now saying that I'm me, and at the address and
phone number to which you, then you must have been, err, _mistaken_ when
you said I wasn't me.

On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 14:55:20 -0800, "Richard Henry"
wrote:


"scottabe" wrote in message
...

Geez, I thought you just gave us your address and you claim to be posting
under your real name. Or did you lie?

Now remember, I'm the one that alsway says that I'm me. You're the one that
says I'm not. If you're now saying that I'm me, and at the address and
phone number to which you, then you must have been, err, _mistaken_ when
you said I wasn't me.

scott, if you so tough, post your address