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May 21st 07, 10:32 PM
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Scottee's last day
RIIIIING!
SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the ultimate power in the universe." 
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May 22nd 07, 02:25 AM
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Scottee's last day
Ring.
Hi, I'm Dickless Horvath. I'm considering suicide. I'm going to show up in front of Scott Abraham and give him some ****. "Harry Weiner" wrote in message .com... RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the ultimate power in the universe."
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May 22nd 07, 03:37 AM
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Scottee's last day
In article ,
Harry wrote: RIIIIING! Horvath!!! My yachter! Where have you been? Tell us of you adventures. D
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#4
May 22nd 07, 05:55 AM
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Dave Cartman wrote:
In article , Harry wrote: RIIIIING! Horvath!!! My yachter! Where have you been? Latvia. Can't you read? Tell us of you adventures. Yessssss! -- Cheers, Bev ------------------------------------------------------------ VISE GRIPS (VYS'-gripz) [n] A tool used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of the welder's hand. -- DS
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#5
May 22nd 07, 10:47 AM
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Scottee's last day
On Mon, 21 May 2007 19:25:35 -0700, "Two Buddha"
wrote this crap: Ring. Hi, I'm Dickless Horvath. I'm considering suicide. I'm going to show up in front of Scott Abraham and give him some ****. "Give him some ****"? No. I'm going to give him some serious medical emergencies. Too bad Coward Scottee never shows up where he says he is. My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the ultimate power in the universe."
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May 22nd 07, 12:39 PM
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Scottee's last day
On May 21, 6:32 pm, Harry wrote:
snip You forgot-He has no money to buy bullets.
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#7
May 22nd 07, 12:40 PM
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On May 21, 6:32 pm, Harry wrote:
snip You forgot-He has no money to buy bullets.
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#8
May 22nd 07, 03:38 PM
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"Harry Weiner" wrote in message news:46523d0a$0$18538 A pile of crude crap If this really necessary. It is really in very bad taste. Scott is really obnoxious, but why on earth do you idiots keep egging him on? Block him and forget him. Bob
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#9
May 22nd 07, 04:57 PM
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Scottee's last day
"Two Buddha" posted
in alt.flame on Mon, 21 May 2007 19:25:35 -0700: Ring. Hi, I'm Dickless Horvath. I'm considering suicide. I'm going to show up in front of Scott Abraham and give him some ****. "Harry Weiner" wrote in message e.com... RIIIIING! SH: "Suicide Hotline" SA: "My name is Scott Abraham, and I'm considering suicide." SH: Scott Abraham? You've been on Suicide Watch for months. It's about time you called. It says on my computer that you own guns. Do you have a loaded gun in your hand? SA: Yes. I always carry a gun. SH: Good. Listen carefully. Put the muzzle in your mouth, and point it up to the roof of your mouth, and carefully squeeze the trigger. SA: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of suicide? SH: Not you. It says on my computer that you're a worthless piece of ****, with no redeeming qualities. It says here that even losers look down on you. I even get a bonus if you kill yourself while talking to me. It says that you've ****ed your mother, your brother, sheep, and carney freaks. You have no friends, and you live in your mother's basement. Something about being an oxygen thief, and you enjoy imitating a talking urinal. The only good thing about you is that homeless winos that are panhandling can carry signs that say, "At least I'm not Scott Abraham." SH: now, do you have that gun in your mouth? I'm trying to earn that bonus. My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the ultimate power in the universe." Vizzini Inconceivable! Vizzini You sad ****er are still going on with this? Wow....****ing wow. -- K. A. Cannon kcannon at insurgent dot org (change the orgy to org to reply) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles Schultz #9 People ruining UseNet lits. #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits. #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time #15 AUK psychos and felons lits #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
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#10
May 22nd 07, 09:43 PM
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On Mon, 21 May 2007 17:37:54 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote this crap: In article , Harry wrote: RIIIIING! Horvath!!! My yachter! Where have you been? Tell us of you adventures. I've accumulated 350G in a safety deposit box. My comic book collection is worth a fortune. (I've got the very first issue of Silver Surfer.) My Harley collection is worth a King's ransom. My house is now worth a ****load. The property my father bought in Florida is lakefront property, and riverfront property. It's now worth a bazillion dollars. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah. You know I'm a retired military officer. The State Attorney General just sent me a letter saying that because I am one one of the State's leading and most respected citizens, I'm being recommended to the Gov to fill an important post. Oh yeah. I'm engaged to one of the most beautiful and wonderful ladies in the world. My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the ultimate power in the universe."
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