Opportunity For Alan Baker

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Alan Baker wrote:
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(Jeff Davis) wrote:

BTW- I don't live in a parking lot. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the
lift at the town hill, with a comp pass for the season.

Sure you are.

**** dude. Get your nose out of the computer. I'm gonna take a ride with
a sexy Pizza delivery wahine. I like the green eyed brunette thing she's
got going on. Don't say anything ****ty about her. I've known her since
she was 18, and that was 20 years ago.
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In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ],
Alan Baker wrote:
In article ,
(Jeff Davis) wrote:

BTW- I don't live in a parking lot. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the
lift at the town hill, with a comp pass for the season.

Sure you are.

**** dude. Get your nose out of the computer. I'm gonna take a ride with
a sexy Pizza delivery wahine. I like the green eyed brunette thing she's
got going on. Don't say anything ****ty about her. I've known her since
she was 18, and that was 20 years ago.

Why would I say something ****ty about someone you've probably just made
up.

As for getting out from behind the computer, I already took care of
that. Not enough snow locally, so all I had was my Saturday hockey game.

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"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

On Dec 8, 7:09 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
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Richard Henry wrote:

I just assumed that Scott and Bert had already turned the offer down.
You didn't forget to ask them, did you Jeff?

Scott and Bert don't need a Level I course. I'm Level III Mountain Guide
Certified by the American Avalanche Institute. They can ski safely with
me anytime they want barring Extreme Avalache Hazard.

7 hour drive to Mammoth. ****. You have to leave at midnight to get first
chair on a powder day. Ski it up to 5. 7 hour drive home puts you in bed
at 1 AM. That means to get first chair 2 days in a row you can't sleep in
your own bed. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the lift at the town hill. With
a comp season pass. And night skiing... Suck My Dick Bitch

Looks like you have been hanging around with Scott too much.

Suzieflame wrote:
On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:01:37 -0000, (Jeff Davis)
wrote:

We'd like to offer you an opportunity to take a step up. I have
a complimetary Level I Avalache Course courtesy of Exum Mountain
Guides. January 17-20 in Jackson Hole. You've been skiing
39 years. It's time to get off the corduroy. This complementary
tuition waiver has a value of $190.00-

That sounds like something Schattie might be interested in in a couple
of years, once he gets his ski legs.

Except the "get off the corduroy" bit.



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Jeff Davis wrote:

**** dude. Get your nose out of the computer. I'm gonna take a ride
with a sexy Pizza delivery wahine. I like the green eyed brunette
thing she's got going on. Don't say anything ****ty about her. I've
known her since she was 18, and that was 20 years ago.

What's her name?

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On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 20:27:30 +1100, "ant"
wrote:

Jeff Davis wrote:

**** dude. Get your nose out of the computer. I'm gonna take a ride
with a sexy Pizza delivery wahine. I like the green eyed brunette
thing she's got going on. Don't say anything ****ty about her. I've
known her since she was 18, and that was 20 years ago.

What's her name?

Waynetta.

I never thought I would see "pizza delivery" and "sexy" hooked
together.

Suzie
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On Dec 9, 2:27 am, "ant" wrote:
Jeff Davis wrote:
**** dude. Get your nose out of the computer. I'm gonna take a ride
with a sexy Pizza delivery wahine. I like the green eyed brunette
thing she's got going on. Don't say anything ****ty about her. I've
known her since she was 18, and that was 20 years ago.

What's her name?

And why mess with someone so old?

Jeff Davis wrote:

Scott and Bert don't need a Level I course. I'm Level III Mountain Guide
Certified by the American Avalanche Institute. They can ski safely with
me anytime they want barring Extreme Avalache Hazard.


I'm really surprised a Level III would say this. So let's say you are
injured and can't ski. You'd be ok with Scoot or Bert heading down
without you, having absolutely no training and not even knowing how to
use a beacon? Or what if you get buried? Or is that just not possible?
Seems you're putting not only yourself at risk, but your partners with
that approach.

-klaus

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Suzieflame wrote:


I never thought I would see "pizza delivery" and "sexy" hooked
together.

Obviously sir, you and I watch entirely different movies.

"I didn't order a pizza..."

"Jeff Davis" wrote in message
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In article ,
Richard Henry wrote:

I just assumed that Scott and Bert had already turned the offer down.
You didn't forget to ask them, did you Jeff?

Scott and Bert don't need a Level I course.


No, of course they don't. Groomed snow is notoriously stable.



I'm Level III Mountain Guide
Certified by the American Avalanche Institute. They can ski safely with
me anytime they want barring Extreme Avalache Hazard.

7 hour drive to Mammoth. ****. You have to leave at midnight to get
first
chair on a powder day. Ski it up to 5. 7 hour drive home puts you in bed
at 1 AM. That means to get first chair 2 days in a row you can't sleep in
your own bed. I'm a 100 yd boot clump from the lift at the town hill.
With
a comp season pass. And night skiing... Suck My Dick Bitch