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Lose any toenails yet?
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months before it looked normal. Dave |
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On Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:38:57 UTC-7, Dave Stallard wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months before it looked normal. Dave Either you're sitting back too much, or you need bigger boots. |
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On May 29, 5:38*pm, Dave Stallard wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. * Last year it actually fell out twice! * The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. * It was months before it looked normal. Dave Boot fit problem? The only time I completely lost a toenail was when I let them grow too long and my right big toenail caught on the inside of my shoe when I was playing indoor soccer. Ripped it right off clean (except for the blood and such). |
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On May 29, 8:57*pm, wrote:
On Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:38:57 UTC-7, Dave Stallard *wrote: My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. * Last year it actually fell out twice! * The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. * It was months before it looked normal. Dave Either you're sitting back too much, or you need bigger boots. The former, I'm sure. The boots I'm in now have gotten pretty packed out; I'm probably due for new ones. But now - it's road-bike season! Long, hot days, we'll be catchin' some rays. Dave |
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Dave Stallard wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months before it looked normal. Dave From losing them in ice hockey I have learned to keep them short |
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On 05/29/2012 05:58 PM, Richard Henry wrote:
On May 29, 5:38 pm, Dave wrote: My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months before it looked normal. Dave Boot fit problem? The only time I completely lost a toenail was when I let them grow too long and my right big toenail caught on the inside of my shoe when I was playing indoor soccer. Ripped it right off clean (except for the blood and such). Thank you so much. Your narrative was sufficiently evocative that I know I'll never need to enjoy this experience myself. BRAVO! -- Cheers, Bev ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Todd Flanders' hobbies include being quiet on long rides, clapping to songs and diabetes. |
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On Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:42:32 PM UTC-7, Dave Stallard wrote:
On May 29, 8:57*pm, wrote: On Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:38:57 UTC-7, Dave Stallard *wrote: My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally coming off. I seem to usually lose that one. * Last year it actually fell out twice! * The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. * It was months before it looked normal. Dave Maybe you need boot diapers, Dave. Looks like your big toe is terrified. I lost one thirty years ago. Dumped a motorcycle on the gravel in Yellowstone and dinged my steel toe boot so hard that the toe banged off the shell. Later that evening, I was romancing some local talent in the Million Dollar Cowboy when a couple goat ropers took exception to a tourist trying to tap their stash. Clown should have just blindsided me instead of spinning me around. Forgot I had a sore toe when I broke his leg, and ran the other into one of those saddles. Whereupon I decided it was time for a midnight run over Teton Pass. No point in trying to explain to their buddies in LE that I was assaulted, not the other way around. Toenail fell off a few days later. Very sore for the rest of the ride home. I can only hoope that one of YOU freaks will give me the opportunity to lose a toenail. All you have to do is show up and spew your **** in person, Diaper Dave. Oooooops forgot. You lost your balls a long time ago. You know, every time Jeff and I set a meet at the antler arch, I think of how much I wish one of YOU freaks would show up and talk ****, with witnesses. Oooooops, forgot. Done so about four times and none of you have ever had the nads. Life is not fair. |
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On Tuesday, May 29, 2012 8:27:32 PM UTC-6, lal_truckee wrote:
On 5/29/12 5:57 PM, wrote: Either you're sitting back too much, or you need bigger boots. Or you need smaller boots. Could be you're sliding forward in too big a boot. Sitting back won't crush your toe if the boots fit properly so you can't slide forward. In that case sitting back just makes one look dorky and illuminates poor ski technique and lack of real control, but doesn't pop off a toenail. I used to lose the big toenail every winter. I wore my boots very tight and restricted blood flow over the instep to the front of the foot. Add in the cold to the area from skiing soft/deep snow most of the time and it would turn black early in the season. But as everyone knows that has ever hit their finger with a hammer, slammed it in a door, or dropped something on their toes at work, it takes a long time for that new nail to grow out and push the old, ****ed up one out of there. So that old thing just hangs on for months. Snagging on **** and looking ugly. Oh well. I had one on a finger ripped clean off playing baseball. That's a whole different story. |
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You should know that when you flirt with a pre-teen girl, her dad's
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