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Old May 30th 12, 12:38 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Stallard[_4_]
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My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.

I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out
twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months
before it looked normal.

Dave
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Old May 30th 12, 12:57 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

On Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:38:57 UTC-7, Dave Stallard wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.

I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out
twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months
before it looked normal.

Dave


Either you're sitting back too much, or you need bigger boots.
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Old May 30th 12, 12:58 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Richard Henry
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

On May 29, 5:38*pm, Dave Stallard wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.

I seem to usually lose that one. * Last year it actually fell out
twice! * The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. * It was months
before it looked normal.

Dave


Boot fit problem?

The only time I completely lost a toenail was when I let them grow too
long and my right big toenail caught on the inside of my shoe when I
was playing indoor soccer. Ripped it right off clean (except for the
blood and such).
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Old May 30th 12, 01:42 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Stallard[_4_]
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

On May 29, 8:57*pm, wrote:
On Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:38:57 UTC-7, Dave Stallard *wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.


I seem to usually lose that one. * Last year it actually fell out
twice! * The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. * It was months
before it looked normal.


Dave


Either you're sitting back too much, or you need bigger boots.


The former, I'm sure. The boots I'm in now have gotten pretty
packed out; I'm probably due for new ones.

But now - it's road-bike season! Long, hot days, we'll be catchin'
some rays.

Dave
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Old May 30th 12, 02:11 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

Dave Stallard wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.

I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out
twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months
before it looked normal.

Dave


From losing them in ice hockey
I have learned to keep them short
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Old May 30th 12, 02:23 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
The Real Bev[_4_]
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

On 05/29/2012 05:58 PM, Richard Henry wrote:

On May 29, 5:38 pm, Dave wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.

I seem to usually lose that one. Last year it actually fell out
twice! The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. It was months
before it looked normal.

Dave


Boot fit problem?

The only time I completely lost a toenail was when I let them grow too
long and my right big toenail caught on the inside of my shoe when I
was playing indoor soccer. Ripped it right off clean (except for the
blood and such).


Thank you so much. Your narrative was sufficiently evocative that I
know I'll never need to enjoy this experience myself.

BRAVO!


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Cheers, Bev
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Todd Flanders' hobbies include being quiet on long rides,
clapping to songs and diabetes.
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Old May 30th 12, 02:50 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

On Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:42:32 PM UTC-7, Dave Stallard wrote:
On May 29, 8:57*pm, wrote:
On Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:38:57 UTC-7, Dave Stallard *wrote:
My right foot, middle toenail decided to honor Memorial Day by finally
coming off.


I seem to usually lose that one. * Last year it actually fell out
twice! * The replacement nail kicked the bucket too. * It was months
before it looked normal.


Dave


Maybe you need boot diapers, Dave. Looks like your big toe is terrified.
I lost one thirty years ago. Dumped a motorcycle on the gravel in Yellowstone and dinged my steel toe boot so hard that the toe banged off the shell. Later that evening, I was romancing some local talent in the Million Dollar Cowboy when a couple goat ropers took exception to a tourist trying to tap their stash. Clown should have just blindsided me instead of spinning me around. Forgot I had a sore toe when I broke his leg, and ran the other into one of those saddles.
Whereupon I decided it was time for a midnight run over Teton Pass. No point in trying to explain to their buddies in LE that I was assaulted, not the other way around.
Toenail fell off a few days later. Very sore for the rest of the ride home.
I can only hoope that one of YOU freaks will give me the opportunity to lose a toenail. All you have to do is show up and spew your **** in person, Diaper Dave.
Oooooops forgot. You lost your balls a long time ago.
You know, every time Jeff and I set a meet at the antler arch, I think of how much I wish one of YOU freaks would show up and talk ****, with witnesses.
Oooooops, forgot. Done so about four times and none of you have ever had the nads. Life is not fair.
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Old May 31st 12, 02:53 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Stallard[_4_]
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Default Lose any toenails yet?

You should know that when you flirt with a pre-teen girl, her dad's
going to get mad at you.

 




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