Schattie: A challenge.

In article . com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 20, 7:11 am, "Norm" wrote:
"Richard Henry" wrote in message

Hey ****wad, why don't you all those firefighters he worked with for
decades?

I know you're having trouble with 8th Grade English. All isn't a verb.
It is a predeterminer, adjective, and pronoun, but never a verb. You're
a verb short in your bull****. Have fun jacking off wishing you had a
real
life.
--
According to Jeff Davis, "Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."

Sounds more like Scott everyday.

Nah. There are at least 3 words in Jeff's post the meaning of which Scott
would not be conversant in without a dictionary close at hand. Scott
doesn't
seem to bother with petty **** like typo flames, he doesn't suffer from
Jeff's need to appear literate.





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Holy ****...

....I thought you were leaving!

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

In article .com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 20, 4:19 pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Jul 20, 3:08 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article . com,
Richard Henry wrote:

Sounds more like Scott everyday.
Please note: "Sounds" is a verb in the sentence above.

You're missing a noun. I crossed your "T" again, swabbie.
--
According to Jeff Davis, "Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."

What noun is "missing"? In conversational English, an easily-presumed
noun or pronoun is often elided in the interest of quick speech.
However, if the sentence is too difficult for you to follow in its
casual breeziness, please allow me to be more complete:

Jeff Davis, the arrogant, name-dropping, parking-lot dwelling, science-
ignorant (but not afraid to show it), jargon-twisting professional
house-sitter, sounds more like Scott every day with his sophomoric
sexual allusions apparently attempting to be insults.

Please play again.

At least he isn't...

....failing to leave when he said he would.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

In article .com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 22, 1:46 pm, Bob Lee wrote:
Jeff Davis wrote:
Walt wrote:

Well ya gotta admit that stealing other people's sig lines is a pretty
inspired way to make trouble.

The have to be one liners.
--
According to Jeff Davis,"Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."

OMG! This is awesome! Jeff Davis is so throughly pwn3d - by me - that
not only have I gotten him to give up one of the (arguably)
longest-running and most vainglorious sigs *ever*, but I'm featured
prominently in the replacement. It makes me more than a little happy
and (I have to admit) proud.

Jeff, I have to say that you are now so completely pwn3d by me that I'm
half-expecting to get sent a pink slip or something like that. You're
mine, Jeff, all mine. Not to worry, I'm planning to continue sharing
you with rsa. To do otherwise would be selfish and wrong of me.

Bob

PS, Just wanted you to know that I got a chuckle out of your 'grammer',
Mr. Literate. It's not quite in the league with Bert's "Can you spell
hypocirite?" but it shows real talent.

I just wanted to point out...

....that you can't keep your word to yourself when you said you were
leaving.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:46:20 -0600, Bob Lee wrote:

Jeff Davis wrote:

Walt wrote:

Well ya gotta admit that stealing other people's sig lines is a pretty
inspired way to make trouble.

The have to be one liners.
--
According to Jeff Davis,"Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."

OMG! This is awesome! Jeff Davis is so throughly pwn3d - by me - that
not only have I gotten him to give up one of the (arguably)
longest-running and most vainglorious sigs *ever*, but I'm featured
prominently in the replacement. It makes me more than a little happy
and (I have to admit) proud.

When the guy who calls you "truly gifted" manages to volunteer for a
thorough search by the authorities while holding controlled
substances, it's past time to upgrade the name-drop.

bw

On Jul 25, 2:47 am, Harry wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:41:59 -0700, twobuddha
wrote this crap:

We always get to laugh at you. Forever. Always looking down on you.
Forever. Always your superiors, morally and ethically and as men.
Forever.
Now go **** yourself like the cowardly bitch you are.

Who's this "we"? You got a hamster up your ass, again?

I've never met you. Stop claiming you **** me.

You're not even superior to homeless winos. They hold up signs
saying, "will work for booze." You hold us a sign saying, "kick me."

I am superior to you. In every way. And WE both know it, Dickless.

I own you, bitch.

You really are deranged, along with being dickless. Thanks for
keeping this ******** dead. You are so easy. My bitch, Dickless
Horvath.

On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times, and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".
Speaking of "words", you gave your word that you would show up at
Whistler, and all you do is whine and make excuses for why you pussied
out.
Now go **** yourself. You really are deranged.

On Jul 25, 3:50 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,





twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 16, 5:24 am, bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:26:43 +1000, "ant"

wrote:
pigo wrote:
On Jul 15, 4:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,

Suzieflame wrote:

So you can't touch your toes?

Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll have him
touch his toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and quit
lying on Usenet. --
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted
trouble-maker."

Why don't you let us know what parts you think are lies. We can back
up everything with his own statements. Having conducted most of his
self promotion on usenet it's all there for all to see. I'm getting
more and more convinced that you and he are that same.

Nope. He's a truly gifted trouble maker, and he's found rich pickings on
RSA.

I'd expect a "truly gifted" troublemaker to go somewhere a little more
challenging. They don't run the downhill on the green runs, y'know...

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Hell, we ran a downhill on green runs and blue runs at Whistler...

..because that's all you can ski, but more importantly...

...weren't you leaving?

Lie some more, Alan. Weren't you just leaving to see a psychiatrist?

In article .com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times, and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".
Speaking of "words", you gave your word that you would show up at
Whistler, and all you do is whine and make excuses for why you pussied
out.

No.

I gave my word that there would be no meeting unless you met my
condition.

It was easy to meet. You fulfilled it precisely...

....but you waited until after the meeting time had passed.

Now go **** yourself. You really are deranged.

Come and make me. You know my address. But according to your rules, I'll
have no "duty to retreat", right?

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

In article .com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 25, 3:50 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article .com,





twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 16, 5:24 am, bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:26:43 +1000, "ant"

wrote:
pigo wrote:
On Jul 15, 4:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,

Suzieflame wrote:

So you can't touch your toes?

Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll have him
touch his toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and quit
lying on Usenet. --
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted
trouble-maker."

Why don't you let us know what parts you think are lies. We can back
up everything with his own statements. Having conducted most of his
self promotion on usenet it's all there for all to see. I'm getting
more and more convinced that you and he are that same.

Nope. He's a truly gifted trouble maker, and he's found rich pickings
on
RSA.

I'd expect a "truly gifted" troublemaker to go somewhere a little more
challenging. They don't run the downhill on the green runs, y'know...

bw- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hell, we ran a downhill on green runs and blue runs at Whistler...

..because that's all you can ski, but more importantly...

...weren't you leaving?

Lie some more, Alan. Weren't you just leaving to see a psychiatrist?

Nope.

I've never needed one.

I've never needed to be hit with any restraining orders.

I've never needed help to deal with a substance abuse issue.

I've just led my life, had good friends and generally paid my own way.

Pity you can't say the same.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

In article .com,
twobuddha wrote:

On Jul 25, 3:48 pm, Alan Baker wrote:
In article . com,

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times, and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.

I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are better at
being women than most women are.

Amazing...

I know. You say you're leaving and then you don't keep your word.

Actually, what's the exact opposite of "amazing".

Alan. You are insane. I never gave my "word".

"I think I'll try and stay away until
some newbies show up and start making the place look functional, then
punch buttons and watch you show yourselves for the dickless, nutless,
ridiculous assholes you are."

I guess what you lack is the willpower to actually stay away.

Speaking of "words", you gave your word that you would show up at
Whistler, and all you do is whine and make excuses for why you pussied
out.
Now go **** yourself. You really are deranged.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."