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  #41  
Old July 25th 07, 06:27 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 14, 5:07 pm, Clarencedarrow
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On Jul 14, 7:23 pm, felonius **** wrote:



Pounds. I can damn near bench press my weight now. Not bad for an
old fart.


Actually it sucks and you probably count getting your fat ass off the
toilet as a bench press.

You've never had balls, and never had the balls to talk to a real man
like this.


Are you saying you're not a real man?


You're not, for damn sure.


Well, the real vets think you're a chicken**** little coward who runs
away like a little baby, bobaloobob. The cops also think you're a
chicken**** little baby not posting under your own name during the
restraining order. I betcha when you were talking about backing over
your dog on men's web, your dog didn't think you were much of a man.
Not to mention Anna Norcross and Lurleen, Mr. teenytiny dick. Alone on
another Saturday night eh? Stinky. Try soap, it works wonders.



Spank.


Kinky, but I wouldn't want to hit you where you might get a
concussion, you have so little to spare.



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  #42  
Old July 25th 07, 06:30 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 14, 5:07 pm, Clarencedarrow
wrote:
On Jul 14, 7:23 pm, felonius **** wrote:



Pounds. I can damn near bench press my weight now. Not bad for an
old fart.


Actually it sucks and you probably count getting your fat ass off the
toilet as a bench press.


Vinnie, you really are a sick ****.

You've never had balls, and never had the balls to talk to a real man
like this.


Are you saying you're not a real man?


You're not, for damn sure.


Well, the real vets think you're a chicken**** little coward who runs
away like a little baby, bobaloobob.


Ain't seen a one of them yet, freak. The "real" vets? Just usenet
assholes like you talking ****.
This from a dickless freak who is such a chicken**** coward he won't
even use a verifiable identity. Holy ****, this place is insane.

The cops also think you're a
chicken**** little baby not posting under your own name during the
restraining order.


They do? None of them have EVER talked to me about it, and I'm sure
they ain't talking to you.

I betcha when you were talking about backing over
your dog on men's web, your dog didn't think you were much of a man.


The same sick lie, the same laughable bull****: you make up a whopper
and believe your own lies. What a dumb****!

Not to mention Anna Norcross and Lurleen, Mr. teenytiny dick. Alone on
another Saturday night eh? Stinky. Try soap, it works wonders.


You mean the Whore of RSA? I wouldn't pay the bitch for her raggedy
****. Some shmuck did. Good riddance. As for Lurleen, I dumped
her. Hate to tell you this, but I hate liars. She lied. She got
dumped. I am consistent, you sick freak.



Spank.


Kinky, but I wouldn't want to hit you where you might get a
concussion, you have so little to spare.


Spank.


  #43  
Old July 25th 07, 06:31 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 14, 5:58 pm, "ant" wrote:
twobuddha wrote:
As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times, and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.


I forgot to mention, I met her (him?) coming out of TJ Maxx last winter.
She/he looked exactly the same, very glamorous. Those guys are better at
being women than most women are.


Amazing. Linebacker Kerrison calling a gorgeous babe a guy? How
laughable. Just goes to show you what happens when you are kind and
generous to this vile ****: she'll trash you and defame you and call
you names. How Kerrison. How psychopathic. How vile.

  #44  
Old July 25th 07, 06:32 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 15, 3:47 pm, Clarencedarrow
wrote:
On Jul 15, 6:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ,


Suzieflame wrote:


So you can't touch your toes?


Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll have him touch his
toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and quit lying on Usenet.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."


Another brilliant comment from the parking lot dweller.


Truth. Brilliant. And a lying cowardly anonymous freak takes a cheap
shot. I love usenet, where irony is nuclear.

  #45  
Old July 25th 07, 06:33 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 15, 3:47 pm, pigo wrote:
On Jul 15, 4:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article ,


Suzieflame wrote:


So you can't touch your toes?


Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll have him touch his
toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and quit lying on Usenet.
--
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted trouble-maker."


Why don't you let us know what parts you think are lies.


Just about everything you write, Thompson.

We can back
up everything with his own statements.


How laughable. How insane. How Bob Thompson.

Having conducted most of his
self promotion on usenet it's all there for all to see. I'm getting
more and more convinced that you and he are that same.


Yeah. Decent. Honest. Honorable. Able to kick the **** out of Bob
Thompson. Real Men. The same.


  #46  
Old July 25th 07, 06:34 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 16, 5:24 am, bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:26:43 +1000, "ant"





wrote:
pigo wrote:
On Jul 15, 4:01 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:
In article ,


Suzieflame wrote:


So you can't touch your toes?


Of course he can. Next time he's in Jackson Hole we'll have him
touch his toes on a web cam for you. Now go get a life and quit
lying on Usenet. --
According to John Perry Barlow, "Jeff Davis is a truly gifted
trouble-maker."


Why don't you let us know what parts you think are lies. We can back
up everything with his own statements. Having conducted most of his
self promotion on usenet it's all there for all to see. I'm getting
more and more convinced that you and he are that same.


Nope. He's a truly gifted trouble maker, and he's found rich pickings on
RSA.


I'd expect a "truly gifted" troublemaker to go somewhere a little more
challenging. They don't run the downhill on the green runs, y'know...

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Hell, we ran a downhill on green runs and blue runs at Whistler, and
Kerrison wasn't even in sight when I finished. Embarassed the ****.
All that talk about what a hot skier she is, and she couldn't even
keep up with a fat old man. Laughable.

  #47  
Old July 25th 07, 06:35 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Whatever. Was something even more irrelevant...

On Jul 19, 10:07 pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Jul 19, 10:07 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article .com,


Clarencedarrow wrote:


Hey ****wad, why don't you all those firefighters he worked with for
decades?


I know you're having trouble with 8th Grade English. All isn't a verb.
It is a predeterminer, adjective, and pronoun, but never a verb. You're
a verb short in your bull****. Have fun jacking off wishing you had a real
life.
--
According to Jeff Davis, "Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."


Sounds more like Scott everyday.


Thanks for the compliment. Jeff is a great guy, and I am proud to be
compared to him.

  #48  
Old July 25th 07, 06:36 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 20, 7:11 am, "Norm" wrote:
"Richard Henry" wrote in message

Hey ****wad, why don't you all those firefighters he worked with for
decades?


I know you're having trouble with 8th Grade English. All isn't a verb.
It is a predeterminer, adjective, and pronoun, but never a verb. You're
a verb short in your bull****. Have fun jacking off wishing you had a
real
life.
--
According to Jeff Davis, "Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."


Sounds more like Scott everyday.


Nah. There are at least 3 words in Jeff's post the meaning of which Scott
would not be conversant in without a dictionary close at hand. Scott doesn't
seem to bother with petty **** like typo flames, he doesn't suffer from
Jeff's need to appear literate.





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Holy ****. Now a dumb**** asshole is calling me illiterate. ****.
What a dweeb. ****. Crap.

  #49  
Old July 25th 07, 06:38 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 20, 4:19 pm, Richard Henry wrote:
On Jul 20, 3:08 pm, (Jeff Davis) wrote:

In article . com,
Richard Henry wrote:


Sounds more like Scott everyday.
Please note: "Sounds" is a verb in the sentence above.


You're missing a noun. I crossed your "T" again, swabbie.
--
According to Jeff Davis, "Bob Lee is unsafe at any speed."


What noun is "missing"? In conversational English, an easily-presumed
noun or pronoun is often elided in the interest of quick speech.
However, if the sentence is too difficult for you to follow in its
casual breeziness, please allow me to be more complete:

Jeff Davis, the arrogant, name-dropping, parking-lot dwelling, science-
ignorant (but not afraid to show it), jargon-twisting professional
house-sitter, sounds more like Scott every day with his sophomoric
sexual allusions apparently attempting to be insults.

Please play again.


At least he isn't making up horrible defamations, or stalking in real
life, or lying his ass off, or generally being a cowardly, dickless
psychopath. Like Richard Henry and his sophmoric and pathological
enjoyment of his lies. Now go **** yourself sophmorically. I'm sure
you know how.

  #50  
Old July 25th 07, 06:39 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Jul 21, 5:20 am, Harry wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:38:35 -0700, twobuddha
wrote this crap:

As for Lurleen, I dumped her. Caught her lying too many times, and as
you might have figured out, I don't tolerate liars.


This explains a lot. I thought you hated yourself for being an
overweight, mentally-deficient, drug-addicted, loser.

But now I see that you hate yourself for being a serial liar.



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