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  #51  
Old July 3rd 03, 07:58 PM
klaus
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In rec.skiing.alpine Kurt Knisely wrote:
In article , Kurgan Gringioni
says...


I got on my knees and genuflected after reading that.


Hey, a closet pinna. Could I interest you in some Superloops(tm)? Oh, rbr,
then that would be the lastest and greatest incarnation: the Hammerhead...and
some Jaks


Uhhh.. nah... road racers are more like resort skiers, and worse than
that, gate runners.... with locked heels.. in lycra.. You now the
kind... 'Nuff said.

-klaus

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Old July 3rd 03, 08:02 PM
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In rec.skiing.alpine Bob Lee wrote:

How does this work? I "shaka-bro'd" Johnny Mosely in the parking
lot at Wolf Creek once. I could use the extra cred points.


I shared a j with some snowboarder that was an olympic medalist.. but
damn.. I *cannot* for the life of me remember his name..

No need to get on your knees... Well.. unless it's the only way you
can turn.

-klaus


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Old July 3rd 03, 08:37 PM
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In rec.skiing.alpine Armin wrote:
klaus wrote:
In rec.skiing.alpine Carl Sundquist wrote:
Has anyone posted anything on rsa about a skier getting killed
wearing a thong?


Not really.. But we did have a guy ask what to do when he got an
erection in racing tights.. He reminded me a lot of you guys...

So.. what do you guys do?


You've obviously not been keeping up on the medical problems associated with
cycling.
It's got to do with your nuts and pecker going numb from spending all your
free time squishing your crotch on a bike seat.
Therefore the issue of an embarrassing erection while wearing tights is not
an issue for them. g


Hmmm.. so is this problem more or less common than cranorectal
impaction among bikers? I hope it's less, otherwise, they're a breed
with limited time before extinction.

Judging by the tone of some rsb'ers, pent up anger due to the frustration of
impotence is apparently a problem though.


I've never met an important backcountry skier. Ok.. maybe one. But he
doesn't count. He uses AT gear. Would that make him cat 3?

-klaus




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Old July 3rd 03, 09:21 PM
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klaus wrote:

Not really.. But we did have a guy ask what to do when he got an
erection in racing tights.. He reminded me a lot of you guys...

So.. what do you guys do?


We have podium girls to deal with that problem.

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Old July 3rd 03, 09:28 PM
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klaus wrote:

Hmmm.. so is this problem more or less common than cranorectal
impaction among bikers? I hope it's less, otherwise, they're a breed
with limited time before extinction.


Beats me but I'm sure some experts will be doing a study on it before too
long though.


I've never met an important backcountry skier. Ok.. maybe one. But he
doesn't count. He uses AT gear. Would that make him cat 3?


The AT/Tele thing is analogous to the Roadbike/MTB thing. It's more like
religion than logic.

Armin


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Old July 3rd 03, 09:51 PM
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klaus wrote:
Besides, with what Armin said about that numb-nuts thing.... maybe
their women are off chasing the telemarkers...


You mean the guys would be all alone... I've heard they shave their
legs.

Ed Huesers
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Old July 3rd 03, 10:03 PM
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In rec.skiing.alpine Armin wrote:
The AT/Tele thing is analogous to the Roadbike/MTB thing. It's more like
religion than logic.


Naw... AT and Tele are more like suspension/no suspension on MTB. The
roadbikers/MTB thing is more the resort/BC argument. And the BMXers
are the snowboarders.

-klaus




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Old July 3rd 03, 10:04 PM
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In rec.skiing.alpine Stewart Fleming wrote:
klaus wrote:


Not really.. But we did have a guy ask what to do when he got an
erection in racing tights.. He reminded me a lot of you guys...

So.. what do you guys do?


We have podium girls to deal with that problem.


Are those like snowboarder grrls? Do they smoke cigarettes?

-klaus

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Old July 3rd 03, 10:08 PM
klaus
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In rec.skiing.alpine Ed Huesers wrote:


klaus wrote:
Besides, with what Armin said about that numb-nuts thing.... maybe
their women are off chasing the telemarkers...


You mean the guys would be all alone... I've heard they shave their
legs.



Yah right... No need to be mean. No testosterone positive human
would do something that er.... weird. Just because they can't get it
up doesn't make them any less of a .. man... Shave their
legs.. damn... that's funny..

-klaus

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Old July 3rd 03, 10:38 PM
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klaus wrote:
In rec.skiing.alpine Armin wrote:
The AT/Tele thing is analogous to the Roadbike/MTB thing. It's more
like religion than logic.


Naw... AT and Tele are more like suspension/no suspension on MTB. The
roadbikers/MTB thing is more the resort/BC argument. And the BMXers
are the snowboarders.


Agreed.
Well, now that we got that solved, should we next turn our energies into
finding a solution for African famine or AIDS next?
Or perhaps we should look at inventing a heel-piece for tele bindings and
help those poor sods to finally ski in an erect posture? g

Armin


 




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