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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
In rec.skiing.alpine Kurt Knisely wrote:
In article , Kurgan Gringioni says... I got on my knees and genuflected after reading that. Hey, a closet pinna. Could I interest you in some Superloops(tm)? Oh, rbr, then that would be the lastest and greatest incarnation: the Hammerhead...and some Jaks Uhhh.. nah... road racers are more like resort skiers, and worse than that, gate runners.... with locked heels.. in lycra.. You now the kind... 'Nuff said. -klaus |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
In rec.skiing.alpine Bob Lee wrote:
How does this work? I "shaka-bro'd" Johnny Mosely in the parking lot at Wolf Creek once. I could use the extra cred points. I shared a j with some snowboarder that was an olympic medalist.. but damn.. I *cannot* for the life of me remember his name.. No need to get on your knees... Well.. unless it's the only way you can turn. -klaus |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
In rec.skiing.alpine Armin wrote:
klaus wrote: In rec.skiing.alpine Carl Sundquist wrote: Has anyone posted anything on rsa about a skier getting killed wearing a thong? Not really.. But we did have a guy ask what to do when he got an erection in racing tights.. He reminded me a lot of you guys... So.. what do you guys do? You've obviously not been keeping up on the medical problems associated with cycling. It's got to do with your nuts and pecker going numb from spending all your free time squishing your crotch on a bike seat. Therefore the issue of an embarrassing erection while wearing tights is not an issue for them. g Hmmm.. so is this problem more or less common than cranorectal impaction among bikers? I hope it's less, otherwise, they're a breed with limited time before extinction. Judging by the tone of some rsb'ers, pent up anger due to the frustration of impotence is apparently a problem though. I've never met an important backcountry skier. Ok.. maybe one. But he doesn't count. He uses AT gear. Would that make him cat 3? -klaus |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
klaus wrote: Not really.. But we did have a guy ask what to do when he got an erection in racing tights.. He reminded me a lot of you guys... So.. what do you guys do? We have podium girls to deal with that problem. |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
klaus wrote:
Hmmm.. so is this problem more or less common than cranorectal impaction among bikers? I hope it's less, otherwise, they're a breed with limited time before extinction. Beats me but I'm sure some experts will be doing a study on it before too long though. I've never met an important backcountry skier. Ok.. maybe one. But he doesn't count. He uses AT gear. Would that make him cat 3? The AT/Tele thing is analogous to the Roadbike/MTB thing. It's more like religion than logic. Armin |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
klaus wrote: Besides, with what Armin said about that numb-nuts thing.... maybe their women are off chasing the telemarkers... You mean the guys would be all alone... I've heard they shave their legs. Ed Huesers Shameless plug: http://www.grandshelters.com |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
In rec.skiing.alpine Armin wrote:
The AT/Tele thing is analogous to the Roadbike/MTB thing. It's more like religion than logic. Naw... AT and Tele are more like suspension/no suspension on MTB. The roadbikers/MTB thing is more the resort/BC argument. And the BMXers are the snowboarders. -klaus |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
In rec.skiing.alpine Stewart Fleming wrote:
klaus wrote: Not really.. But we did have a guy ask what to do when he got an erection in racing tights.. He reminded me a lot of you guys... So.. what do you guys do? We have podium girls to deal with that problem. Are those like snowboarder grrls? Do they smoke cigarettes? -klaus |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
In rec.skiing.alpine Ed Huesers wrote:
klaus wrote: Besides, with what Armin said about that numb-nuts thing.... maybe their women are off chasing the telemarkers... You mean the guys would be all alone... I've heard they shave their legs. Yah right... No need to be mean. No testosterone positive human would do something that er.... weird. Just because they can't get it up doesn't make them any less of a .. man... Shave their legs.. damn... that's funny.. -klaus |
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Skier Maier to lead out Tour de France
klaus wrote:
In rec.skiing.alpine Armin wrote: The AT/Tele thing is analogous to the Roadbike/MTB thing. It's more like religion than logic. Naw... AT and Tele are more like suspension/no suspension on MTB. The roadbikers/MTB thing is more the resort/BC argument. And the BMXers are the snowboarders. Agreed. Well, now that we got that solved, should we next turn our energies into finding a solution for African famine or AIDS next? Or perhaps we should look at inventing a heel-piece for tele bindings and help those poor sods to finally ski in an erect posture? g Armin |
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