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Old April 17th 04, 01:59 AM
The Real Bev
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"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:

And, finally, Elvis has left the building, once again, but he will most
likely be back late autumn, to please, and to tease.


Hunt up some carriage returns for your return trip. Honest, they're
dirt cheap.

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Old April 17th 04, 02:47 AM
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In article ,
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Old April 17th 04, 03:44 PM
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"Karl with a K" wrote in message
news:cGhhdHBoaWw=.5872991cb0213fbf5deffe2670d885d9 @1082198926.nulluser.com...
Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:

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Methinks you need a new schtick for attention. Have you tried the
child molestation angle yet?


Is that because of the recent shortage of child molestation articles on RSA
lately? I noticed that even Bert, when he visited us last week, didn't
mention child molestation once.

Or even...

Mayonnaise.



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Old April 18th 04, 12:25 AM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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What do GWB, Dick (!!) Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Condoleezza
Rice, Tony Blair, and Silvio Berlusconi all have in common?
They are all of them dead men walking, politically! In other words, they are
all waiting to be aznarized, just like former Spanish PM Aznar, who
committed political harakiri ( = suicide). Have I hereby invented and
introduced a brand new word into the English language, BTW??
To aznarize (someone) = to make (someone) suicidal and/or dead, politically.
To be or to become aznarized = to commit political harakiri ( = suicide), by
consciously and deliberately misleading or outright lying to the public (ETA
(lie) vs. al-Qaida (true), or WMD (lie) vs. who really knows???????????????
(true)).


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Old April 18th 04, 03:38 AM
The Real Bev
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Bob Lee wrote:

Inger Skramstad Jørstad wrote:

What do GWB, Dick (!!) Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Condoleezza
Rice, Tony Blair, and Silvio Berlusconi all have in common?
They are all of them dead men walking, politically! ...


Tits, please.


Or at least lutefisk recipes.

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Old April 18th 04, 03:18 PM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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US vice president Dick (!!) Cheney spoke out against weapon (gun) control
during the National Rifle Association (NRA) congress recently. He also said
that John F. Kerry is "a serious threat to gunowners". Let us all hope that
the Dick is right, for once. The US seriously, urgently and desperately need
gun control. Just look at what happened at Columbine. Cheney got a wave of
applause from the NRA congress delegates for his statements. Yes, like I
said, those NRA people are all of them gunobsessed, triggerhappy, rednecked
Republicans. This is definitely no stereotype, it is just the plain and
simple truth. All sivilized and educated Americans are Democrats and in
favor of gun control. Vote for John F. Kerry, and make your contribution to
making this world a better place for all of us!


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Old April 18th 04, 05:28 PM
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In article cGhhdHBoaWw=.8a42283ad1df755b4fb5d0a77f7e47c9@
1082303763.nulluser.com, says...
~ Bob Lee wrote:
~
~
~ Tits, please.
~
~ If it's true about tit size being inversely proportional to the size of
~ one's brain

If this were true, there'd be no candidates for breast augmentation.

Rick
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Old April 18th 04, 06:50 PM
The Real Bev
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Default Siamese twins back in action.

"Inger Skramstad Jørstad" wrote:

US vice president Dick (!!) Cheney spoke out against weapon (gun) control
during the National Rifle Association (NRA) congress recently. He also said
that John F. Kerry is "a serious threat to gunowners". Let us all hope that
the Dick is right, for once. The US seriously, urgently and desperately need
gun control. Just look at what happened at Columbine. Cheney got a wave of
applause from the NRA congress delegates for his statements. Yes, like I
said, those NRA people are all of them gunobsessed, triggerhappy, rednecked
Republicans. This is definitely no stereotype, it is just the plain and
simple truth. All sivilized and educated Americans are Democrats and in
favor of gun control. Vote for John F. Kerry, and make your contribution to
making this world a better place for all of us!


Cut the price on Akvavit, did they?

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Old April 19th 04, 02:16 AM
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On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 17:18:04 +0200, "Inger Motormouth Jørstad"
wrote this crap:

US vice president Dick (!!) Cheney spoke out against weapon (gun) control
during the National Rifle Association (NRA) congress recently. He also said
that John F. Kerry is "a serious threat to gunowners". Let us all hope that
the Dick is right, for once.



Troll.




Why is it so hot here?
How did I get in this handbasket?


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Old April 19th 04, 02:58 PM
Inger Skramstad Jørstad
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"Terd Fartingmor" skrev i melding
...
Troll.



Again. Well, I suppose that in my opinion all Republicans are rednecked
warmongers, while in your opinion all Democrats and women are trolls.


 




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