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Obligatory Texan abuse
If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white.
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 3:17:47 PM UTC-7, wrote:
If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white. Yeah, well, maybe. But then if he'd have meant for people to abuse their little brother's we'd all be named Scott Barak Abraham. |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:17:47 PM UTC-8, wrote:
If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white. Did you hear about the emergency at the Dallas Galleria? Fire Department had to rescue 30 shoppers from a stuck escalator. How many Texans does it take to eat an armadillo? Three - one with a spoon and two to watch for traffic. "If English was good enough fro Jesus, it's good enough for me." - Texas Governor Ma Ferguson |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 9:48:04 PM UTC-7, Richard Henry wrote:
On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:17:47 PM UTC-8, wrote: If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white. Did you hear about the emergency at the Dallas Galleria? Fire Department had to rescue 30 shoppers from a stuck escalator. How many Texans does it take to eat an armadillo? Three - one with a spoon and two to watch for traffic. "If English was good enough fro Jesus, it's good enough for me." - Texas Governor Ma Ferguson Or the Texan that locked his keys in the car? It took 6 hours to get his family out! |
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On Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:21:32 AM UTC-6, pigo wrote:
Or the Texan that locked his keys in the car? It took 6 hours to get his family out! So this Texan calls the Chevy dealership. "Hello? What's the cheapest window on my new Corvette? I locked my keys inside and I need to break in." "Sir, we can have a locksmith there within the hour...." "No, I need to get into the car NOW, it's about to rain and the convertible top is down." |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 4:17:47 PM UTC-6, wrote:
If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white. You know why Texan jokes are so short? Because the people who tell them can't remember the long jokes. Anna Banana |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 4:17:47 PM UTC-6, wrote: If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white. You know why Texan jokes are so short? Because the people who tell them can't remember the long jokes. Anna Banana You should stop using this sockpuppet, Jim. It has run its course... |
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On Thursday, 20 November 2014 12:46:21 UTC-8, wrote:
On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 4:17:47 PM UTC-6, wrote: If God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bull**** white. You know why Texan jokes are so short? Because the people who tell them can't remember the long jokes. Anna Banana You're not the first one to make a habit of replying to his own post around here. The previous guy tried a sock puppet, too, but it didn't make him look any smarter either... and look what it got him in the end. |
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Obligatory Texan abuse
On Thursday, November 20, 2014 5:46:43 PM UTC-7, wrote:
and look what it got him in the end. Butt, that's what it was after? |
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