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Old October 31st 10, 07:50 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2010 11:15:06 -0400, wrote this
crap:

Mich is favored 1 1/2 over Penn St. the bookies are giving away money
on that one. Ohio St. is favored by 25 over Minn. easy pickens
there, Minn is the last team in the Big Ten. Ill 15 1/2 over Purdue.
Not touching that one. ND 8 1/2 over Tulsa. I don't know anything
about Tulsa. Northwestern 3 over Indiana. Gotta be kidding me.
Indiana couldn't win a circle jerk. Why are they called, "Hoosiers"?
and what do they Hoose?

But the bigg'un is Iowa 6 1/2 over Mich State. Who to Pick? Mich St.
is due for a loss. Iowa just took a beat down from Wiss, and they're
playing at Iowa City. I'm going with Iowa. I'm going to win back
that gold plated banjo and my John Wayne DVD collection.


I wrote this crap on Tuesday and every one of my predictions came
true. I won back my gold plated banjo and my John Wayne DVD
collection. Now the bookies are begging be not to bet.

I also used my winnings to buy a new LCD TV for my birthday. Happy
Birthday to me!

Go Bucks!


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Old November 1st 10, 10:55 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2010 18:30:27 -0400, Walt wrote
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I wrote this crap on Tuesday and every one of my predictions came
true. I won back my gold plated banjo and my John Wayne DVD
collection.


What about that painting of the Dogs Playing Poker on crushed velvet?


That is still hanging above the fireplace in the billiard room.

Did you get that back yet, or will you have to take your lucre and buy
yourself another masterpiece?


Is there another masterpiece? I already have an original copy of Da
Vinci's Last Supper hanging in my library. I plan on upgrading my
surround sound in my home theater next.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.

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Old November 1st 10, 05:02 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 01 Nov 2010 07:37:26 -0400, Walt wrote
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Walt wrote this crap:


Did you get that back yet, or will you have to take your lucre and buy
yourself another masterpiece?


Is there another masterpiece? I already have an original copy of Da
Vinci's Last Supper hanging in my library.


Nope, that's pretty much it. The Last Supper and The Dogs Playing Poker.
Everything else is simply second rate.

//Walt



Ahh! See. You don't know. I have an original copy of Puppies
Playing Poker. Done by Master Peese himself. The little puppy
holding an ace of spades in his toes under the table is just adorable.
It's hanging in the dining room of my mansion. My guests just love
it.

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Old November 1st 10, 06:40 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2010 18:30:27 -0400, Walt wrote
this crap:

wrote:


I wrote this crap on Tuesday and every one of my predictions came
true. I won back my gold plated banjo and my John Wayne DVD
collection.


What about that painting of the Dogs Playing Poker on crushed velvet?


That is still hanging above the fireplace in the billiard room.

Did you get that back yet, or will you have to take your lucre and buy
yourself another masterpiece?


Is there another masterpiece? I already have an original copy of Da
Vinci's Last Supper hanging in my library. I plan on upgrading my
surround sound in my home theater next.

Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.

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Since The Last Supper is a mural wall painting (see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Las...rdo_da_Vinci)), I am sure
that the "original copy" hanging in Horvath's library is as original as
anyone else's copy.

Are Palin's political statements as clever as those of her Champion Horvath?

Ernie

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Old November 1st 10, 10:14 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 1 Nov 2010 14:40:22 -0400, "Ernie"
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Since The Last Supper is a mural wall painting (see


It's actually a fresco. But I'm sure you don't know what that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Las...rdo_da_Vinci)), I am sure
that the "original copy" hanging in Horvath's library is as original as
anyone else's copy.


It's an original done in watercolor by a well known artist. (You
can't even see the numbers.)

Are Palin's political statements as clever as those of her Champion Horvath?


You aren't the judge. I can have my minions find out where you live.

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Old November 2nd 10, 02:09 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On Mon, 01 Nov 2010 16:20:07 -0700, The Real Bev
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Nope, that's pretty much it. The Last Supper and The Dogs Playing Poker.
Everything else is simply second rate.


Mona Lisa hanging in the bathroom encourages the speedy accomplishment
of the task(s) at hand.


I didn't think you ladies knew what the task at hand was for men in
the bathroom. A smiling woman would encourage the men to be slower.
Ah yes. Make it last. Make it last.

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