I bet all my money on Ohio State. I lost my mansion, my yacht, my
Harleys, the family jewels, the family bible. All my guns are gone
and my gold plated banjo and my collection of Rolex watches. The
bookies took everything even my yachting trophies and my brand new set
of Callaway golf clubs. They even took away my DVD collection of John
Wayne movies.


When I told my little girl that we were moving into a pup tent in a
vacant lot she looked up at me with those big blue eyes and started
crying, saying, "What am I going to tell my friends at school?" I had
no answer.

My mother in Florida sold my spare golf clubs and sold my lifetime
pass to Disney World. None of my brothers and sisters will talk to
me. My wife left me and took the dog. My magazine subscription to
Victoria's Secrets was cancelled.

All I have left is some spare change and a stack of tokens from the
VFW. I'm going to miss that dog. What will I do? How will I ever
find a gold plated banjo again?


Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.