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Old January 20th 20, 04:52 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default A list of New Years resolutions for Scott

[Default] On Sat, 18 Jan 2020 21:41:12 -0800 (PST), Trunky
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On Saturday, January 18, 2020 at 9:06:45 PM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 17 Jan 2020 13:15:07 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:


Not impressed. At my family Christmas party my brother was showing
off a new trophy that we got at the yacht club. A very nice plaque.
I'm going to put it in my scanner and make a copy for my trophy wall.


Yeah, for sitting in a dinghy pulling on lines. How athletic of you.


I work the electronics. The radios, Nav station, weather station,
etc. And hand out beer.

As for softball, didn't hang up the cleats until I was 55.

You sat on the bench until you were 55, then was asked to leave
because you were hitting on the little boys.

I was still batting clean-up on my 55th birthday, freak. Damn proud
of it, too. Hey, show up and call me a child molester,
and I will treat you to a home run swing, I keep a bat at the front
door just in case.


So what? I keep a bat at the front door, too. But mine is sharpened.


Where is that/ Now brag about being a coward again.


And I lettered in football, which is more than you can say.

At my school, just showing up for practice earned you a letter.

Which you did to hustle the second string.

The
waterboy, the towel boy, and the clean-up crew got letters.

So you got a letter, eh, Huggies? Even the diaper boi was honored.

Hell, the
guy who set out and cleaned the ash trays got a letter.
(It was a rough neighborhood. The guy who changed the score on the
scoreboard used spray paint.)

Starting tight end and outside linebacker, junior and senior years.


Sure, Mr. Mitty. I suppose you hung out with Mike Ditka and Terry
Bradshaw, and they gave you Bogners, too.

Met Ditka at his restaurant in Chicago 5 years ago. He was shorter than me.


You couldn't find Chicago on Google Maps.
Which building is the restaurant in?

Whereas you didn't even make the team because you are a pussy.


My neighborhood was poor. Families of immigrants didn't believe in
after school sports. The boys had to work and the girls went home to
do chores. My sport was fencing.


Holy ****, a poor neighborhood had a fencing team?


I don't think you have the first idea of what inner city fencing is.
It's not hitting each other with sticks, nor is it perimeter defense.
We buy and sell used goods.

Gold and silver made the most
profit, while guns always did good. We left the auto parts and
electronics to the Negroes and Mexicans.


You're probably worthless at boxing.

Show up and find out.

You wouldn't last a half a round.

No need to. Over in ten seconds, you on the ground. Show up and find out.

That drug dealer I beat up ended up
in prison. He's serving 8 to 14. That's a life sentence because
he'll be killed in prison before he get's out. Want to join him?

Sure, I'll take that chance. Verifiable ID? You're bragging about being a coward again.

You can't sing.

Quite competent, actually, Huggies.

Bull****. I heard your squeaky Mickey Mouse voice over the phone.

You butt dialed someone else, obviously.

I guarantee that I can sing Taps over you. Day is done,

(Singing M-I-C-K-E-Y......M-O-U-S-EEEEE.

Yes, you are a mouse. Like Mickey, wearing a diaper.


You
are good for nothing except shoveling **** and giving blowjobs.

That's YOUR MOS, Huggies.

Mine was 25-A Combat Communications Electronics Officer.

Telephone operator, the Klinger of your units. I bet you wore a dress, too.

? You've
been a loser your whole life. Try to do something right for a change.
Aim the gun carefully while the end of the barrel is in your mouth.

Say that in person. Say anything in person. Ooooops, forgot. Taps.

I said it over the phone. D D G, D G B, D G B, D G B, G B D(a high
D), B G D, D D G.

You're bragging about being a coward again. As usual.


And you're bragging about singing like Shirley Temple.

\
Oddly enough, went to temple last night for the MLK shabbat service.
Black church down the street was visiting,


Oh Yeah. Black Baptists showing up at a temple on Saturday night. You
make up some pretty big whoppers. Did they give you Bogners?

I had some fun singing gospel with them and they invited me to
come and sit in sometime at their church. Really.


That part could be true. Maybe a few showed up and invited people to
their church. But I doubt that they sang in your temple.



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