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Old January 17th 20, 05:54 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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Default A list of New Years resolutions for Scott

[Default] On Thu, 16 Jan 2020 17:49:00 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:

On Thursday, January 16, 2020 at 11:17:17 AM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Thu, 16 Jan 2020 10:02:47 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:

On Thursday, January 16, 2020 at 8:12:39 AM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 15 Jan 2020 23:31:29 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:


I got my early training in violence as a boxer.
Then my mother worked for the Navy, and I lived
next to the SEAL training base
and took an advanced course in applied mayhem.

I think I took one of them courses in applied mayhem. I had training
at Fort Bragg, at the JFK Special Warfare Center. But all I remember
about the class was golfing all day and spending my nights at the
Officer's Club. I guess I should have stayed for the advanced class.
I could have got better at bowling. And for the senior class, I could
have been a professional shuffle board player.

I suppose that's how Trunky got his training in tennis.

I was never trained in tennis. Just started playing.


It shows. I suppose you are a poor player who loses to mediocre
players.


A mediocre player who plays with mediocre players.


Riiiight. You can't ski. You can't play tennis, softball, or
football. You're probably worthless at boxing. You can't sing. You
are good for nothing except shoveling **** and giving blowjobs. You've
been a loser your whole life. Try to do something right for a change.
Aim the gun carefully while the end of the barrel is in your mouth.


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