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Old December 22nd 20, 03:14 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:14:12 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

You couldn't take me on the best day of your life, and we
both know it.

You have a lot to learn, Trunky. I've been trained by mankind's best
military to be an unstoppable killing machine.


I was trained by mankind's best warriors,


A washed up sailor who made you march around on the lawn doesn't
count.

and unlike you, I've had plenty of practice in the real world.


Where, and what kind?

You got trained to pull telephone wires and answer the phone.

I learned to jump out
of choppers using the Australian Rappel technique.
Look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rappel


Jeez, I've rappeled down cliffs and buildings. Easy.
Any idiot could do it.


You didn't even bother to look up that link. Anybody can rappel. I
learned to do it in Boy Scouts. But I'm talking Australian Rappel.
You go face first out of a chopper with one hand on the rope and one
hand holding your weapon, so you can fire on the move. Only the best
and bravest can do this. I trained at Fort Campbell, the home of the
Air Assault.

This method of attack is so fast and dangerous that you don't even see
it in the movies. Hollywood stuntmen refuse to do it. I've done it
dozens of times.


Bull****.


The truth and the whole truth.

No reason for a telephone operator to be jumping out of choppers,


The commo people have to be with the front line troops. How else do
you get information to the front, or from the front?

Abraham Lincoln had a telegraph installed in the White House during
the Civil War so he could get information from ongoing battles. Don't
you think someone was punching the key during the battle?

and you were not infantry.
You were a commo weenie. Period.


I was an officer. Period.

You would be dead before I even got my boots on the ground.


You would crap your diapers if you ever saw my boots on the ground.


I'd die laughing.

A lot of tough talk from a pathetic pussy who hides his identity.


Who's hiding?

The motto of Air Assault is, "Death From Above."


Merry Christmas

God Bless Us All

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