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Old December 20th 20, 04:08 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default The twelve days of Trunkmas

[Default] On Fri, 18 Dec 2020 18:47:12 -0800 (PST), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:

On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 11:49:10 AM UTC-5, wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.

On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.

(moving on)

On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.

(keep it moving)

On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.

(and bring it home)


On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumb****s blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.


Merry Christmas

God Bless Us All

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It's not a Christmas song, but I've been working on a
parody of Paul McCartney's Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
medley. Just a couple of lines so far:

Bertie-pervertie sodomized me
He stretched out my ass with his anal sodomy

There's going to be a line "glans across the water"
that I have to work in somehow.


Sorry, kind villager. But you'll never have the gift.

Merry Christmas

God Bless Us All

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Horvath

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