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Old December 20th 20, 01:00 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default The twelve days of Trunkmas

[Default] On Fri, 18 Dec 2020 16:15:14 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:

On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 8:49:10 AM UTC-8, wrote:
On the first day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
A used diaper from his friend Bert.

On the second day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
Two broken skis and a used diaper from his friend Bert.

(moving on)

On the fifth day or Trunkmas, Trunky showed to me,
Fiiiiiiiive Canadian things,
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis,
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.

(keep it moving)

On the eighth day of Trunkmas Trunky showed to me
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken poles
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.

(and bring it home)


On the twelfth day of Trunkmas Trunky gave to me
twelve liars lying
eleven dumb****s blowing
ten crackheads smoking
nine faggots dancing
eight cowards hiding
seven jars of mayo
six sheep a laying
fiiiiive Canadian things
four used passes
three bent poles
two broken skis
and a used diaper from his friend Bert.


Hey, I'd be delighted to give you a present on the
first day of Xmas.


I wouldn't want anything you got especially crabs or HIV or any other
STDs.

Identify yourself, and I will show up and plant a size 14 in your nuts.


You lie. From your Mickey Mouse voice you probably wear size six.
I'll bet you can inhale helium and it doesn't change the sound of your
voice.

Besides, you already know that the last person who attacked me wasn't
sent to the hospital, he was sent to prison.

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