On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 4:26:15 AM UTC-5, wrote:
It's this time of year and I wrote you another song, Trunky. It goes
a little something like this:

Snorting through the snow
with the shortest straw today.
O' re the coke we go
high as hell the way.
All the dealers bring
making cokeheads fight.
Oh what fun it is to laugh
and sing a cokehead song tonight.

Trunky Bells Trunky Bells, Trunky all the way.
Oh what fun it to be high with little boys all day.

My version always was

Jingle Bells
Schattie smells
Bertrude ran away
Oh what fun it is to laugh
At rancid mayonnaise!