Suzieflame wrote:
One insane whack job sitting in a tree
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Selling clothes on Ebay to people he can't see
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Travelling on a moped to the places where they ski
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Convicted of behaviour you never want to see
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Pretending to be given skiing things for free
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Bitter about rejection by the Aussie she(ila)
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Baseball that he turns to in emergencies
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More full of **** than the largest sea
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He's a talking urinal for guys who want to pee
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He once won a talent contest as a Bumble Bee
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He skis so fast on corners he pulls 1.05 G
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You're insane if you don't like him like you and me
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